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30 September 2005 Sarah Lancaster vs Denise Richards

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 2 months ago

Sarah Lancaster 04.jpgDenise Richards 03.jpg

 

Posted  by Simguy on 9/30/2005, 6:55 am.

Before: Unusually testy publicity between these two. Big-star Richards resentful of Lancaster’s challenge--girls have to be separated at one photo-stop as D pokes her finger into Sarah’s chest while lecturing her--usually sweet Denise very vocal about her distaste for this opponent. “She should be bowing down to me and instead, she’s all ‘I’m going to knock out out’--you know? Sarah needs to understand that I’m a huge, huge name in this business. I’m DENISE freakin’ RICHARDS--who the hell is she? I’m going to torture this cow, you wait and see.”

Lancaster bemused, but refusing to be intimidated, “I don’t know why she’s being so huffy with me,” Sarah shrugs, “I never said I could knock her out, so right there, I think she’s got people saying things to her to pump her up. Still, I definitely think I can beat her--I don’t look at Denise Richards as somebody who’s way out of my league--maybe  that’s got her panties all bunches. Whatever:: she’s such a big star? She can prove it I the ring like anyone else!”

Denise in royal blue bikini, white shoes and socks, white gloves--Sarah in forest green bikini, black shoes, white gloves.

During R1: Denise orthodox: chin tucked, right hand cheek-high, left foot forward but shoulders pretty much squared up--she’s got straight at Sarah. Lancaster dukes up to block, waiting her turn--Richards one-twos spanking loud off the guard; hooks and tucking right hands to waist getting in yummy. Sarah answering back in spots, but she’s getting outworked--Lancaster too tentative to risk punching--with Denise, so busy Richards maintains initiative.

R2: Denise on top with her jab again, beating Sarah to punches. Lancaster parrying poke, blocking shots on her arms, but weight back--she’s not threatening Richards’ enough to keep her off. Denise growing bold, pinning her ears back--series of robust, tugging hooks to ribs and tummy shakes Sarah up and RIGHT HAND PUTS HER DOWN! Richards prancing past blonde clutter on the mat--taunting down--Sarah up at 8, shaking her pretty head to clear it. ON COMES DENISE! Richards jabbing Lancaster against ropes, gutting her a fat right hand amidships, dipping n’ digging a series of rigid hooks in behind the elbow. Sarah being battered, butt in ropes, ear muffed up--she’s soaking a dreadful pounding and SARAH TAKES A KNEE! Lanny blinking back tears as she gathers herself--Richards strutting, shouting her supremacy--big 10-7 second, D.

R3: Nice rally, Lancaster--she shrugs off hurt, comes out slugging in a robust third. Richards trying to steamroller Sarah, meets stiff, hard punching resistance--girls banging away forehead-to-forehead midring, tidy lefts and rights, and it’s Richards backing away from the cauldron. Sarah stepping-with, staying on her--she’s hitting Denise in the hips, flanks, arms, hooking Richards’ tits, clouting her mouth==D steadily buffeted to ropes where she assumes a defensive, blocking look. Lancaster loading up HUGE to the body--legs wide as she swings home beefy rights and lefts, taking Denise just inside either hip, really scooping her out and RICHARDS GOES DOWN! D panting, grimacing in shock on all fours--she takes a woozy 8, Lancaster’s turn to gloat: she’s nodding fiercely, winning some of the crowd over even as she earns Richards’ hatred.

R4: Slugging. Girls trudging into each other midring, sorting one another out with pushing and shoulder-bumping, then they’re banging away. Lancaster over her jitters--she’s trading lustily, banging D amidships, trading to D’s jugs, clubbing Richards about the head, Denise scowling--she’s landing a firm right hand short and sweet to the chin to no effect and Sarah’s body proving firm against Richards hooks. :Lancaster the better, busier woman toe-to-toe--she sends Denise to her corner smoldering with frustration.

R5: Sarah evens up the cards with no-nonsense, hardnosed, pate-on-pate slugging. Girls grunting, planting feet strong, bumping each other shoulders or nudging extending elbows, then spanking away crisp, short, lefts and rights. Gloves belting off shoulders, jugs and upper chests--mitts chup-chupping into bellies, skidding off skulls. Near constant work--girls just at each other--nice brisk crowd-pleasing give and take. Lancaster backing Richards up, outworking her--Denise having trouble matching Sarah blow for bolow.

R6: Jab, Denise, Jab--Richards going back to fundamentals to change the fight. Richards spreading Sarah out at little, creating some distance with pokes to chest and tummy--D stepping right, looking things over, being more selective. Midway through, shearing right cross off the jab torques Sarah’s head aside, buckles her knees--Richards establishing firm control now with that powerful strike. D able to step around, control Lanny with the jab, placing choosy right hands as Sarah’s guard breaks down a little in the sixth.

R7: More of the same from Denise--she wants to be outside, working behind her jab, closing behind hard right hands, mopping up hooks in Sarah’s hard-working breadbasket, then stepping aside before Lancaster can respond, Sarah workmanlike on defense--gloves at chin or temples, but no a lot of head movement and she has that habit of waiting her turn: Denise taking advantage. Solid round of punishment has Sarah softened up--Richards pouring in right hands in the dying moments able to bludgeon Lancaster to all fours at the bell. “YOU’RE SHABBY!” Richards screams down as she’s stalking past--Lancaster trembling, glaring, has no answer.

R8: Denise goes all in: Sarah pushed deep into her home turnbuckles can only earmuff up and ride it out. Robust, finishing shellack applied--Richards squaring away swinging lefts and rights tic-toc against Sarah’s firm body, shaking Lancaster. D pushing Sarah pright by her shoulders as necessary, then digging back in to work that midsection. Dreadful pounding, but saving grace for Lancaster is it’s predictability--mostly wide, bludgeoning punches--Sarah can steady herself before each impact. Bell” panting, rosy-cheeked Denise, chests up and blows the hair off Sarah’s face with an impassioned yell--been a long time since Richards has shown this kind of emotion in a boxing ring.

R9: SARAH FIGHTS BACK! Denise wades in to finish up--Lancaster rallies, dredging up her reserves and once again, she gets the better of that close in. Mexican-style banging. Richards slowing punched ropes--she’s sullen--dukes at temples, mouth open in disbelief as Sarah works over, Lancaster patient, right hand at her cheek, using her left shoulder/extended left elbow to rub and nudge before cranking hard hooks onto Denise. Down the stretch, no one punch does it but DENISE IS HURT! Richards not answering back, she’s staring, groggy, swaying in stupor--hard, smashing g\hooks have her dimwitted through 9.

R10: Sarah loads up and looks for a big walking right hand…but Denise beats her to it and SARAH GOES DOWN! Lancaster intercepted, knees give way--she spills to all fours, clearly astonished to be there. Richards screeching down at Lanny, has to be bodied back--delayed count gets Sarah to her feet and rallying on the ropes. ON COMES DENISE! Richards putting an exclamation mark to the fight, stepping-to Sarah and beating her senseless in a grim, heartless tenth. Lanny battered, often turned sideways into the ropes--Richards not wild, just sustaining a steady strapping thrash of lefts and rights. Corner screaming at Sarah to clinch--Lanny a little too reliant on blocking as her only defense at this point--Richards allowed to swing away and impress judges even if she’s not landing flush. Bell: Richards numb-armed, mouth-breathing--she’s spent but she’s chesting up, telling Sarah how badly she was beaten tonight. Lancaster pushing Denise off and threatening to go into overtime--cooler heads prevail as vixens are separated. Comes back sturdy UD10 Denise Richards.

After: Veteran prevails--rookie shows promise, coming off the canvas and offering hard battle in taking 4 rounds with a knockdown from Denise. Richards dismissing Sarah with a wave of her hand in outfight--Denise trots out her wish list while she has the spotlight. “Catherine Zeta Jones--there’s a huge fight I can totally dominate--Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so tuff--let’s find out. Erica Durance? She’s another Sarah Lancaster: I’ll beat her black and blue. No more stumble-bums for me--I want the big fights and big paydays! I’ve earned them!”

Reposted by Archer 1/18/11.

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