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31 August 2020 Red Hot Summer At The Asylum III: Season Of The Witch Post-Event Press Conference

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The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Chloe Bennet, Ariel Winter, Meg Donnelly, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Kat Dennings, Katy Perry, Taylor Hill, Anna Torv, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Our indie fighters. The backbone of Asylum. Couldn't do it without 'em. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Taylor and Katy. Taylor's been flying pretty high lately. Came up with another big win tonight. And, Katy's been blowing people away all year. You're talking about maybe making a push for title shots this fall..."

Man In The Hat: "Taylor will definitely be in the mix for that if it happens. I think, at lightweight, we have three girls in the picture. Taylor and Katy, who, as you point out, both looked very good tonight, and Gemma, who came up big last month. So, there are options there, and we'll have to see how it all plays out. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk about Meg. I think, with your veteran flys plus the way Billie's been fighting, she's gotten lost a little bit, but..."

Man In The Hat: "Oh, we've NOTICED what's been goin' on with Meg. We believe Ms. Donnelly has a HUGE future in the FCBA. She works hard. She's great in the locker room. She's got all the tools you want. We've been impressed. And, if folks are losin' her in the shuffle, well, we're gonna advise that you don't sleep on Meg Donnelly. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "You had two of your top bantams in action tonight. Talking of title pushes, both Chloe and Kat would seem to be in the picture..."

Man In The Hat: "Absolutely. Chloe's been a top contender for some time now. She's definitely a favorite to become the first Front Street fighter to win a second title for the stable. Kat wasn't able to cash her first title shot, but, we think she can get another one and claim the gold. And, of course, we've got Lili as well, who's moved up into that rarefied air. So, like lightweight, there are options there, and we'll see how it plays out. Now. Dinner time. Smackeroo! Take us there!"

Reporter: "I'd say you have some options at flyweight, too, and one of them has to be Ariel after she blew LiLo's doors off tonight..."

Man In The Hat (grinning): "Well, obviously, Lohan is a three-time champion and very dangerous. Thing about Ariel is, that doesn't bother her. Doesn't matter who's in front of her. She just goes out there and works. She doesn't get caught up in it. Doesn't worry about if it's Lohan or if it's Portman. She works hard in training, works the fight plan in the ring. And, with the tools she has, when she does that, she's very, very hard to beat. Just ask Lohan. Or Portman. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"