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31 August 2021 Red Hot Summer At The Asylum IV: This Time It's Personal Post-Event Press Conference

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RED HOT SUMMER AT THE ASYLYM IV: THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL

Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on 31 August 2021 at 1:51am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kristen Stewart, Ariel Winter, Meg Donnelly, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Billie Eilish, Peyton List, Kara Del Toro, Anna Torv, Leelee Sobieski, and Kesha.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start the Global Boxing Syndicate for bein' kind enough to send Debby Ryan to this month's card. And, our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic card. We appreciate their all coming. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Kara. She was VERY impressive..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "As you know, we have a deep, strong lightweight division. And, Kara Del Toro is becoming a BIG part of that. We're very high on her and very impressed with what we've seen so far. We can't wait to see what's next. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Peyton didn't have a walkover, but she got a result..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Yes, she did. See, there's a BOOK on List right now, and that book is, pressure her. Get physical with her. Don't box her at range. Well. The past two opponents have tried that. How's it worked out for them? This is the key with this young lady. She needs to learn. And she IS learning. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "You had four flys in action tonight. Let's talk about Ariel and Meg..."

Man In The Hat: "Meg's a kid who's gettin' better every time out. She's got the tools to be a champion in this division. She just needs work. And, we're gonna make sure she gets it. As for Ariel, well. She should have been the one takin' the title at the July PPV, but we ain't gettin' inta that. The kid is a top contender. She's PROVEN it, and she's gonna KEEP proving it. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "You had two other flys in action tonight, and both Kristen and Billie were plenty impressive. Two straight KO1s for Eilish..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, Kris is Kris. The list of elite flys she's beaten speaks for itself. She's as good as it gets, and that's why she's gettin' ducked, that's all there is to it. As for Billie, this kid. I'm runnin' out of stuff to say. So, I'll say this. It won't be long until SHE'S gettin' ducked like Ariel and Kris. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"