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31 July 2019 Live Streaming of Post-Fight Press Conference

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Posted by Boxing World Online on Aug 1, 2019 at 2:12am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Jane Levy, Kat Dennings, Chloe Bennet, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Gemma Arterton, Antje Utgaard, Charlotte McKinney, Jewel, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Chimera, which was kind enough to participate in this month's event and provide two excellent fighters. Also, we want to thank each and every one of our indy fighters, who are the backbone of Asylum. Without them, what we do every month wouldn't happen. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I want to start at welter this month. There's plenty of discussion about whether that division will continue to exist at Front Street, and, while Antje certainly showed some devastating power, you have to be disappointed that Charlotte didn't finish..."

Man In The Hat: "First, I don't HAVE to be anything. I AM pleased with some of what I saw from Antje, obviously. There's no question the physicals are there where she's concerned. As for Charlotte, that wasn't a CREAM PUFF she was in with. And, there's stuff to like there. Also, stuff NOT to like. We'll know more when we break down the video..."

HBO Reporter: "My point about Charlotte is that you're on record as HATING it when one of your girls 'comes from ahead to lose' as you like to call it..."

Man In The Hat: "I'm ALSO on record as hatin' ta lose, PERIOD..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "And, MY point is that we had eight-plus rounds of boxing in there tonight with Charlotte against a top-flight welter, and there was a lot to like in there. Am I pleased at the result? NO. But, we'll look at video and know more. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk lightweight. Gems gets a result. And that's not unusual..."

Man In The Hat: "No, it is NOT, which is why she's the ONE lightweight who's guaranteed a roster spot next year. Thing with Gemma is, you KNOW what you're going to get when she goes into the ring. She's not just very, very good, she's consistent. She doesn't toss clunkers out there. She can fight a lot of ways and BEAT you a lot of ways. She's a champion. And, that's what we WANT around here. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Levy's a girl that doesn't get as much press as some of your flyweights, but she wins a lot and she won again tonight..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "She doesn't, she does, and she did."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Janey's got as many tools as any flyweight we have. She's a great athlete, played college sports, and she's sharp as a tack. She knows what she's doing in there. She'd make a great trainer when she hangs 'em up...or a great stable manager. For now, though, happy to have her active and winnin' fights for us. Now. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Let's talk about your bantams. Chloe and Kat both in with former champions and both came out with wins tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Well. Chloe and Kat are ALSO guaranteed spots on our roster. There are reasons for that, and you saw them on display tonight. There's no stable in the FCBA with a better one-two punch at bantam than WE have. I'm very pleased with their work, both tonight and, pretty much, since they got here. Like Gems, they're championship-level talents. They deserve to play. And, we're gonna play 'em. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"