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31 March 2019 The Alphabet At The Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo Post-Event Press Conference

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Posted by Boxing World Online on Apr 1, 2019 at 8:37am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Jane Levy, Ariel Winter, Chloe Bennet, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Katy Perry, Charlotte McKinney, Taylor Hill, Jewel, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with each and every one of our indy fighters, who are the backbone of Asylum. Without them, what we do every month wouldn't happen. Also, we want to thank Chimera for allowing Ms. Vergara to join us tonight. Lots of talent in that stable and we hope we'll see them again. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Your fortunes at flyweight seem to have turned around.."

Man In The Hat: "Just a bit..."

(Laughter)

HBO Reporter: "That being said, while you may not be evaluating THE DIVISION anymore, I'm sure you're still evaluating individuals heading up to that tenth anniversary. And, it appears both Jane and Ariel helped themselves tonight."

Man In The Hat: "We are, and they certainly did. I liked what I saw from both ladies tonight, as I usually do. Lots of talent there. We'll see how that plays as this year goes on. Cable Boy II. Go!

Showtime Reporter: "Chloe had a fight on her hands tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "She did. And, I'm not at all surprised by that. Michalka's had a few outings in the FCBA now. She's got a sister who's a champion that she works with. She's got a load of talent. It's coming together for her. The only question is, does she get regular work. If she does? She's gonna be a tough out every single time. In fact, she'd have beaten a lot of girls tonight. Thing is, Chloe isn't 'a lot of girls'. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Let's talk about Katy. I know you aren't pushing for titles right now, but she's a girl who's won one and had shots in two divisions..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Katy's as good as it gets at lightweight. No doubt in my mind. She can beat anyone in the division, and she's proven that more than once. She's a girl we believe in. She's earned that. And, she continues to show that belief is not misplaced. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Let's talk about your two welters, Hill and McKinney..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, let's make this clear. Right now, Taylor Hill is going to be concentrating at lightweight. But. Obviously, we like Taylor, or we wouldn't have gone out and gotten her. We think she can be a champion. She needs to take a step. We'll see if that happens. As for Charlotte? Total package. No question about it. And, you saw it tonight. There's not a lot she can't do in there. If we can get that all going consistently? Who knows, maybe we'll even give welter another try. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"