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31 March 2022 Canadian Invasion @ The Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo PPV Post-Event Press Conference

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CANADIAN INVASION @ THE ASYLUM II: ELECTRIC BOOGALO PPV 2022

Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on 31 March 2022, 2:06am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Chloe Bennet, Billie Eilish, Lili Reinhart, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Tate McRae, Taylor Hill, Kara Del Toro, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Foxfire Boxing for allowing lovely Laura V and Rachel McAdams to participate tonight. And, let's not forget our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Tate. She's off to a good start for you..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Well, Tate is, obviously, just startin' her career. But, there's a lot to like in what we saw tonight. There's a lot to like in what we see in the gym every day. This young lady is GOIN' places and we're gonna help GET her there. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Speaking of young fighters going somewhere, Billie impressed again tonight..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "We've signed a LOT of top prospects here, startin' with K-Stew and proceedin' through Chloe and Lili and now Olivia and Tate. Billie ranks right up there with all of them. She's done EXACTLY what we expected when she got here. She's crossin' that last barrier and becomin' a contender in a loaded division. Like Tate, she's GOIN' places and we're gonna help get her there. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Let's talk about one of your bigs, Kara and Taylor. Both were in against welters tonight. I know Kara won't fight up there, but, you've said a push for Taylor is possible..."

Man In The Hat: "It absolutely is. It will all depend where the opportunities are for Ms. Hill. As we've said before, light, welter, Ice Hotel, beach. We'll see. But, what we already KNOW is that Taylor is one of the best fighters in the FCBA regardless of weight, and she showed you why tonight. As for Kara, she's about to take that step, the one Billie's about to take, to contender. She's got all the tools. She's learned to use 'em. And, that's bad news for a lot of girls in that division. Now. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Your two bantams, Chloe and Lili, came up with big wins tonight. And, I know you're pushing both of them at the bantamweight gold..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Both of these ladies are elite bantams. They both looked it tonight. And, both are chompin' at the bit for another shot at the gold. But, like we said about Taylor, we won't limit them. The beach, the Ice Hotel, we'll consider those as well. All depends on what opportunities present themselves. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"