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31 August 2009 Jennifer Aniston vs Paula Marshall

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Posted by simguy on 8/31/2009, 2:11 pm.

BEFORE: It's personal: Marshall portraying Aniston in a recent bio-pic movie-of-the-week on cable...Paula garnering tremendous critical acclaim for a performance that shows Jen as a simpering, jealous, desperate, whining shrew: Aniston understandably livid. "I could have sued the production company for defamation," Aniston explains in prefight, "but that just would have made me look worse. Beating Paula with my fists totally undermines her meanspirited movie, and sends a warning to others that this kind of project won't be tolerated." Paula basking in the publicity: getting a fight with Jen is just the icing on the cake. "I knew when we wrapped that I'd probably be getting into it with Aniston - and I couldn't be happier. She thinks I exaggerated in my performance, but I think I was spot on. Especially when I did her beach-boxing bouts: pathetic!" Marshall in a very dark pink (almost shading into purple) bikini with gold link connections hip and jug; black gloves; dark curls loose. Jen in shades of aqua/teal/green horizontally striped bikini; white gloves; hair in beach bun with strands framing face. Jen seething during staredown - Paula just smug and gazing back in triumph. COUGAR BEACH broadcast - standard ring set up at AVP outdoor arena in Malibu.

During R1: Sloppy: Jen fighting angry, lips curling off teeth as she flails and misses; Paula pushing punches, looking amateurish. Paula's pokey left jab eventually knocks Jen into compliance: Aniston rebuked, sulky, holding hands left-in-front-of-right at her chest, facing grumpy into stick. Paula robotic - backstraight, hands at chest as she taps away on Jen's brows. Jab, jab, jab, then Paula leans in the telegraphed right hand: Jen's head turns aside as Marshall moves forward. Aniston covering up face-in-gloves when she hits ropes late: Paula teeth bared, goes at tanned blonde flanks with slender-armed shellack. Not all that heavy, but vigorous and determined: Jen just crying out into her gloves as Paula whacks and bats away.

R2: Girls hopping to midring, assuming flat footed stances, hands in that line-astern formation at chests. Knocking, tapping jabs bump back both faces - neither woman moving her head much. Aniston the first to vary pattern: stepping in on left leg to hook at Paula's waist; easing weight to right leg from which to pull hooks across Paula's breasts and mouth. Jen slapping her shots, but discouraging Paula: Marshall eventually punched to ropes where she covers up, turns her right shoulder into cables and doubles forward. Jen pins ears back, leans in over Paula's back and lugs in low-slung rights and lefts. Pumping hup-hup takes Paula in her left side/undercarriage; rump; back; left shoulder. Marshall slumping into ropes, covering her head and squealing in frustration. Jen all red-faced, lips pressed tight as she pumps away - occasionally pushing her hands on Paula's presented left flank to reset. Bell: Jen's still lifting the leather in - ref pulls her away as crowd roars.

R3: Same stances and bad hand position - Jen just facing into Paula's punches. Marshall tapping out a long, pokey jab, scoring at will, then loading up, leaning in and stroking Jen the right cross to face. Aniston taking flush - head tossing aside: Paula's no puncher, but she's landing so clean that Jen's starting to stagger. Aniston blinking back tears as Paula scrubs her to ropes with rangy left/right criss-cross: Jen with dukes up, shouts in pain as Paula leans in close to tuck right hand deep to gut. Jen groaning, doubling over: Paula slides arms underneath while leaning her chest onto Jen's back, pushing Aniston's left side to ropes, stacking her there. With breasts bobbling and bunching against Jen's tanned back, Paula's chugging away underneath, grunting as she shoves and pushes leather into Aniston's quivering body. Jen helpless, pushed into ropes and blubbering: eventually, she reaches right arm between Paula's legs, hugging up Marshall's right leg and driving her down to canvas. Sloppy sprawl of howling cougars as Jen struggles atop an outraged Paula: ref pulls girls up, reads 'em the riot act as crowd boos.

R4: Girls stalk each other midring, circling and pawing jabs...then they jump in, slapping and pushing leather until mutual embrace smothers all work. Ref's break resets - girls circle, then leap in slugging and mauling. Fight drifts to ropes...Paula in close manages to pump a brace of right hands into Jen's tummy, sitting her on the middle strand. Blonde's face screwing up in pain: she's hurt, hugging her body, tipping forward. Paula crowds close - chin out over Jen's right shoulder - slender limbs hoisting up into Aniston's body, pushing and bumping at tummy, rib, and jug meat. Jen blurting in pain, suffering: she tries to tie up, but Paula's being very aggressive, reaching in under Jen's arms and stacking her, then getting back to business. Not much damage done - but Aniston so distraught you'd think Paula was taking a sledgehammer to her. Marshall's colour high, huffing and puffing as she pumps it to Jen like a willing tyro should.

R5: Sloppy slugging continues - both girls guilty of pushing punches and arm-punching - only rarely do they set and deliver with leverage. Makes for pretty, girlish action though - lots of clean face-connects tossing heads back or to the side, drawing roars. Fight tumbles along ropes as girls embrace and wrestle - each struggling to be the tummy-on-top. Final minute, Jen succeeds in cramming a series of cheap, tuff, in-close muff-punching right hands into Paula's trunks. Marshall aghast, sags into ropes: Jen's turn to pile on, bulling Paula's left side to ropes as she's doubled over. Aniston with her breasts pressing against Paula's slender white back as greedy fists pump, rummage, and mug underneath, pushing, bumping and kneading tender tummy and jug. Paula crying out - Jen working her over: Aniston occasionally pushing her hands against Paula's body to reset. Bell: Jen banking insurance - ref pulls her off by the elbow and issues stern rebuke.

R6: Girls clang away in side-to-side scrubbing action midring - Jen successfully swabbing Paula's face and jugs in the exchange. Marshall stumbling backward to ropes: Jen tucks that right hand muff punch home again, left hand at Paula's shoulder to stabilize her as she bleats in pain. Extra pump to trunks doubles Paula up gurgling: job of work for Jen to push Paula's right side into the ropes, stacking the girl in vulnerable position. Jen: left forearm across Paula's upperback; left foot forward, right well back; right elbow up as she loads up, then she's RAMMING in righty, taking Paula in her flank/hip. Pump, pump, pump - it's all too much...Jen punching like she's working an old-style waterpump, pounding at Poor Paula's flank. Marshall sobbing out, not answering back: ref has no choice but to yank Jen back and cuddle Paula to safety. TKO6 Jen Aniston - some booing from a knowledgable crowd who didn't appreciate Jen's frequent trips south on Paula.

After: "Cram it!" a seething Jen tells the crowd in post-fight. "I was the movie star today, taking care of a little TV tramp. I took Paula outback the woodshed - beat her like she was my little sister. She had nothing and it showed - maybe they can put that in the bio-pic sequel!" Carmella Decesare tweet-ing from ringside: "Jen used lo-blos to bt Paula: I KNEW SHE WUD! 2-cheap."