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31 August 2009 Milla Jovovich vs Jaime Pressly

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Posted by simguy on 8/31/2009, 12:34 pm

BEFORE: Jovo leaned out - looking sleek and sinewy: she's been very vocal of where she think she stands at bantam. "I'm the only woman in boxing who poses a serious threat to Missy Peregrym at 120," Milla says, arctic-blue eyes serious. "Jaime's a hold over - a has been. She frightens a lot of girls, but not me. I've seen her in the gym; I know she's cutting corners and starting to ease off on the throttle. She's no longer capable of competing with me in the boxing ring." Pressly all a-grin: veteran hard-body virtually impossible to intimidate at the podium. "Look, Milla can fight," Jaime admits. "Girl's got skillz, and she's as fast as any fighter out there. But she's not Krusher material, and you know what that means: all show, no go. Milla's fragile - always has been. All it's gonna take is one or two good looks at that brittle chin of hers and TIMBERRRRR!" Jaime in sporty blonde fighting tousle; pink bikini with gold connections hip and jug; small black work out gloves. Milla's shoulder length brown tangles in messy, zombie-fighting tangles; midnight blue bikini with silver ring connections hip and jug; small powder blue work out gloves.

During R1: Jaime gets a dose of Milla's Krusher-busting speed. Darting lead right to mouth stuns JP early. Flurry to breadbasket has her grunting; Milla steps out, darts back in with the right hand to punch Jaime's face tart. Flurry to jugs has JP sputtering; hook-and-pivot-left routine turns Jaime's head, buckles her legs. Jaime rallying after shocks, shaking her head, regrouping: she's hurt repeatedly by Jovo's flashing fists, but taking it well. Mllla pouncing and bouncing about, attacking from all 4 points of the compass: Jaime hard-pressed just to keep hands up as Milla dashes out to the early lead.

R2: Milla feints; stiff-jabs Jaime's gut, steps right as JP keeps dukes at temples. Milla quick-pouncing back in from Jaime's left shoulder, chopping right hand to jaw around JP's left wrist: Pressly staggers to her right, awestruck. Digging left uppercut bites at Jaime's solar plexus; sinewy hook bounces off her left eye: Jaime tottering backward on her heels, Milla in pouncing pursuit. Right hand flashes across Jaime's chin as she's backpedalling: BLONDE GIRL DOWN! JP scooting to her buns, lips pursed "OH!" Milla beaming down, batting mitts and prancing away all high, horsey backside. Pressly up, regrouping well at ropes: Milla's initial flurry repelled as Jaime stays compact, answering off the block to bounce mitts off Milla's jawlines. Jovovich backs off, Pressly stepping-to: classy cut-and-thrust boxing erupts midring as girls put on a clinic. Jaime dipping, sliding her head side to side, making Jovivich's stitching left hand miss over either shoulder. Jaime's whistling hooks off the hip and slicing right hands carving air as Jovo leans back, pivots, dances away. Both bodies very well toned; thighs shredding into taut relief as girls plant-and-pivot - real showcase of two true specimens as Jaime stabilizes her front after Milla's opening onslaught.

R3: Milla continues to score well, feinting Jaime into confusion, then kissing her that sleek right cross to chin. Pressly baby-stepping forward in first minute as she takes a series of whistling chin-checks: blonde momentarily unable to punch. Jovo in-and-out - jabbing stiff up top, then batting both fists in rapid-fire, sidearm sequences against Jaime's flat waistline. Pressly firming as round goes on - showing a left uppercut to interrupt Jovo's body-romps, then pouncing in jotting rights as Milla's trying to disengage straight back. Cut-and-thrust boxing down the stretch as Jaime gets her legs back and Milla manoeuvres for fresh angles. Pressly doubling up her hook to Milla's waist late to show she's still competitive despite dropping her third straight round.

R4: More good dipsy-doodling head movement, Jaime P: Jovo's darting jabs missing over either shoulder, or grazing atop that sexy blonde tousle. Pressly answering hooks-off-the-bob, swatting Jovovich to jaw and backing her up. Jaime becoming the aggressor, stalking Jovovich, cutting off the ring. Ringing right roundhouses locate the Jovovich ribcage, clapping at her armpit and flank...then Jaime's in close, flashing combinations. Inside Milla's jab, Pressly's dominant: doubling up hooks head and body; turning over short, blunt right hands to mouth; putting the left shoulder into Milla's chest to boss her against ropes. Jovovich purely defensive down the stretch, bobbing and rolling at the ropes, shimmying her shoulders, doing a good job of taking the edge of Jaime's bite.

R5: Milla circling to her right, tensing up to stiff-jab Jaime's tummy or face, then pivoting counterclockwise. Pressly patient, stalking, swatting punches out of the air, or covering up and absorbing them on confident abs. Milla darting and dotting for points through two minutes, but Jaime lands a wide, sweeping hook-to-mouth, catching Jovo rotating to her right, startling her. Milla wide-eyed to ropes, legs buzzed: Jaime quickly upon her, leaning in and down to fit a straigh, palm-down right hand into Milla's tonned tummy. Groan of pain, Jovo: she stoops forward behind her mitts, butt-in-ropes: Jaime plants weight on left leg, arches back, digs PIK! PAK! PEK! hooks in behind Milla's right elbow. Jovovich grimacing, leaning up and back into ropes, legs stiffening: Jaime leans in, splitting Jovo's guard with a piercing right cross, punching Milla's head well out over top rope. Jaime leans weight to right (back) foot while hooking Jovovich's face: Milla's eyes glassy, lips parting in swoon as she slides dreamily to her right. Jaime hops-with, staying just off Milla's left shoulder, deploying left hooks again and again to Milla's face and left eye as she's wilting forward. Jovo fielding punches as her torso lolls forward...SHE'S DOWN! Milla J to all fours, trembling - she's a brave little minx, but struggles back up at 11. KO5 Jaime Pressly.

After: Pressly smug - climbing corner ropes to pop biceps and flex her stomach: she's a-glow with the classy win. "Toughness beats Milla every time," Jaime chirps happily in postfight. "Yeah she caught me, busted up my eye some, put me down - but her punches don't have a lot of weight. She startles you, but you can recover. I knew I'd catch her sooner or later, because she's a quitter. We kept the good Ukrainian: this one's a little shabby."