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31 August 2019 Jennette McCurdy vs Hayley Williams

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Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Sep 1, 2019 at 11:13am

BEFORE:

"It's going to come down to this," says Hayley with a smile. "I'm BETTER than this girl. And, I'm going to PROVE it."

"Give this girl credit for all of that confidence," says a hard-eyed Jennette. "However misplaced it may be..."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Ain't It Fun' by Paramore, and here comes the singer of that tune, redheaded beauty Hayley Williams!"

Tess: "And, look at that, Mac. Williams not only has FCBA WINS, she has a WINNING RECORD..."

McCarthy: "Weirdo must have had one too many PBRs when he signed THIS fight..."

Cassie: "If you knew anything about Uncle Wiz, you'd know that he believes there's no such THING as one too many PBRs..."

O'Dell: "Williams bouncing down the aisle and climbing into the ring. Helped off with the robe by the Dollhouse corner crew to reveal a blue and white striped number that gets the crowd going, and that's 'Lust for Life' by Iggy Pop hammering through the arena, and that can only mean that 'The Answer', Jennette McCurdy, is on her way to the ring..."

McCarthy: "She's the answer to the question, who's the next failed Front Street fly to get kicked to the curb..."

Tess: "It's not that I'm agreeing with Mac, because there's no percentage in that, but, McCurdy DOES still have some work to do to secure her roster spot..."

McCarthy: "Like I SAID..."

O'Dell: "Jennette into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal that black and white striped number we've seen before. And, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Jennette. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Kicked. To. The. Curb. Williams!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "And, we're underway. Hayley bouncing around jabbing, showing all that athleticism early, but McCurdy having none of it. She's walking right through the redhead's punches, stepping to behind her own jab and landing hard shot in combination. Jennette VERY aggressive early here, Mac..."

McCarthy: "Because, she doesn't WANT kicked to the curb."

O'Dell: "Williams looking a bit surprised by this. She's out of sync for sure, trying to create some space and get some offense going, but McCurdy just all OVER her at the moment, working head, body, head, forcing the redhead to cover up, back up. And, now Jennette has her against the ropes..."

Cassie: "There could have been worse starts for Williams...but not a LOT worse."

O'Dell: "Final thirty seconds of the round, and Jennette has just taken OVER on Hayley, working her over along the cables. Williams doesn't appear hurt, but she's in a high guard, taking a TON of heavy leather. Referee actually looking in closely now, but there's the bell. Heck of a start for Jennette, who takes it wide."

Tess: "And leads 10-9."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Jennette right back to walking forward on Williams as we start the second and she's STOPPED IN HER TRACKS by a solid combination! McCurdy FELT that one and now Hayley getting off in combination, forcing the Front Streeter to cover up, back up. Williams ALL IN HERE..."

McCarthy: "She's got McCurdy hurt and she knows it!"

O'Dell: "Redhead winging away, tossing everything she's got at a wobbly Jennette. McCurdy giving ground, playing defense. She's backed to the ropes where Hayley begins banging some body along with the upstairs work. Jennette jabbing back here and there, but mostly taking..."

Tess: "What a turnaround..."

Cassie: "Clearly had to punch for respect after that first. She did. And she GOT it."

O'Dell: "Down the stretch in the second. Jennette taking a THUMPING along the ropes, but hanging on, hanging in, running clock. Redhead all about getting her out of there, but not going to be able to do it. SOLID left hook takes us to the bell. Big round for Hayley, who's evened it at 19."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third round sees Williams in control early. She's taking the fight to McCurdy, backing her up with hard, accurate flurries of leather. Jennette still a little wobbly. Doesn't have the legs all the way back under her, and Hayley taking full advantage of that."

McCarthy: "This Williams kid is growing on me..."

O'Dell: "We've certainly seen good things from her before, and she's showing great feet, excellent hand speed, and nice accuracy right now. As for Jennette, she's playing defense, backing, covering, playing for time. Hayley very aggressive, but also very sound. Piling up the points as we go."

Tess: "Smart fighter. Not a ton of experience yet, but, as it comes, she's just going to get better."

O'Dell: "Final fifteen of the third, and it's been almost all Williams. McCurdy's scored here and there in the counter and seems to be getting the legs back late, but that's not going to be nearly enough to offset all the good stuff the redhead's done. There's the bell. Williams. Wide."

Cassie: "And, Hayley's on top 29-28."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Williams aggressive again, but now McCurdy is firing back and hard. Hayley not going to stand in there and trade, so she's on the move. Jennette looking to cut the ring as Hayley circles, jabs, shows all that excellent movement. McCurdy cutting, working some body."

Cassie: "Jennette's moving well again."

O'Dell: "Showing her own excellent feet, as she's able to run Williams to ground and force exchanges. When the blonde's doing that, she's getting the advantage. When the redhead is on the move, however, it's Hayley who's having the better of things. Result is a two-way round with not a lot in it."

Tess: "McCurdy INVESTING in that body right now, Jenny."

O'Dell: "Is, indeed. She's got the ring cut, and she's working the flanks and midsection. Williams ties up, slips away, gets back to the jab. Jennette angling, cutting, inside working body again. Hayley tying up, trying to get a break. Does, but there's the bell. Close. McCurdy."

McCarthy: "And, we're even at 38."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Same pattern as we start the fifth. Williams on the move, McCurdy stalking. Blonde cuts the ring, works some body. Williams ties up around the head, slips away. Gets back to the jab. Jennette looking to cut again, but now Hayley's getting the jab on, holding the blonde up."

McCarthy: "She's doubling up on the left, and it's making a difference."

O'Dell: "Certainly is. That double-tap is giving her just a bit of time and space, and that's all she needs to get flurries on target and get out of Dodge. McCurdy not able to close and bang now. Hayley getting her terms, and she's building up a lead on the cards doing it."

Cassie: "And, again, you can see why The Dollhouse is so high on this girl."

O'Dell: "No question about it. She's getting leather on in combination, keeping McCurdy at range. Jennette continues working hard, but she's not getting much done. We are headed toward the bell, and it's been another great round for Hayley. End of the fifth. Williams. Wide."

Tess: "And, Williams is back on top 48-47."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Williams on the move, using that double tap jab. McCurdy adjusting now, though, keeping the guard high, picking the jab off, stepping forward, cutting the ring, working the body. Hayley tying up, forcing a break. Getting back to moving. But, once again, Jennette cuts and gets to work inside."

Tess: "Again, a LOT of investment in that body from Jennette."

O'Dell: "That's one way to take away some of that leg Williams uses so well. But, for the moment anyway, it's not having much of an effect. Hayley still moving very well and still scoring on the move, but, Jennette's getting the ring cut and getting her work done inside..."

McCarthy: "Another close round..."

O'Dell: "Most certainly has been. Jennette TENDERIZING meat at the moment. Williams tying up, trying to get a break. Finally manages to do that. Hayley circling, bouncing, jabbing. Ten seconds to go in the round. Hayley going to leg it away. And, there's the bell. Close. But, McCurdy."

Cassie: "And, we're even again, this time at 57."

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Back to the terms we've been seeing through the past few rounds. It's Williams on the move, jabbing, dancing, stopping to pop, scoring in open canvas. Meanwhile, Jennette working the feet, angling, cutting, then getting to work inside, body, mostly, but some to the head as well."

Cassie: "Jennette doing some serious digging in there."

O'Dell: "Is, indeed, however, Williams' legs still holding up. She continues to move very well, showing great quickness and athleticism. Jennette stepping to, RIPPING shots into that body as Hayley ties up and DOWN GOES WILLIAMS! Oh, what an uppercut by McCurdy!"

Tess: "REALLY caught her with that..."

O'Dell: "Williams flat on her back as McCurdy heads to a neutral corner. Hayley, eyes wide, looking up at the referee. Count at three. Four. Five. Williams shaking the head, rolling to her belly at six. Seven. Eight. Redhead pushing to hands and knees at nine...TEN! It's OVER! Williams on all fours as the count passes her by, and it's OVER! And your winner by KO7 is 'The Answer' Jennette McCurdy!"

McCarthy: "She's the answer to 'who might be the MOST overrated of Weirdo's Dancing Hookers..."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I'm with our winner, Jennette McCurdy, and, Jennette, good fight tonight..."

Jennette (nodding): "Definitely. She's very, very good. Great physicals. Very smart. Not a lot of girls are going to beat her. But. I'M not a lot of girls."

Tess: "Certainly a big win for you..."

Jennette: "No doubt about it. But. That's something I do. Win fights. And win BIG fights. And, I look forward to doing that for Front Street for a long time."