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31 December 2005 Scarlett Johansson vs Jewel Kilcher

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 10 months ago

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 12/31/2005, 11:29 am.

 

Before: "It is with great compassion that I'm coming in here to annihilate Scarlett," Jewel says in all sincerity. "I've been where is now, and I know it takes a special person to persevere and break through, Scarlett's such a big name, such a young fighter with so much potential--everyone wants to pile on and give her beatings. The best thing I can do for Johansson is to work her hard, not let up at all, What I do her in this fight will either break her, or make her that much stronger." Scarlett coming off a recent confidence builder, knows the challenge she's got before her in this fight. "Jewel's the top of the mountain at 120," Johansson admits, "She walks around at 130, soi know she's beefy. She's been in jaw-dropping wars and won--she's really one of my roles models in boxing, That said, I won't lay down for Jewel. She may be the favourite, but as God is my witness: Jewel Kilcher's going to know she was in a fight!" Kilcher in navy bandeau bikini, white bordering, slick puncher's ponytail: Scarlett in white bikini top, navy bottoms. White gloves, both vixens.

 

During R1: Jewel stepping forward in the frame defence, right hand close to her temple, jab thrusting out as she takes canvas away from Scarlett, Johansson with her guard high, pushing it into Jewel to stubbornly resist--bigger blonde steadily budging smaller back until Scarlett's at the ropes, Beat down ensues--Jewel systematically hacking sidearm rights abive Johansson's left hip; hooking Scarlett's tummy and ear; jerking uppercuts. Jewel very brawny, bullying Scarlett with rugged heel-shoves in the shoulders, constantly pushing and jostling at Li'l Jo, Scarlett scrappy--offering back busy to the breadbasket--banging away at Jewel's ams and tummy in little spurts when Kilcher's not handing out one-sided ham.

 

R2: Same again--Scarlett defiant, stubborn, scrappy; Jewel relentless, irresistable, brutal. Kilcher so efficient out of the frame: that banging, chopping jab winning canvas from Scarlett at the ropes, Li'l Jo clinching this round, mouth open, just trying to disrupt Jewel's mechanical rhythm--blondes do some shoving and straining against one another as Kilcher struggles to keep Scarlett pinned down at the ropes.

 

R3: More Jewel grinding it out, processing Scarlett: more defiance from Johansson in the rudging, stubborn retreat in ropes. Johansson doing what she can: Jewel's frame defensive impenetrable uptop--Scarlett stepping back and hurling her fists at the oncoming body instead. Kilcher walking through it, dropping her jab like a mallet aganst Scarlett's face, upperchest--Johansson once again forced to ropes where Jewel can square away and go to work. Jewel making sausage in there, just putting Scarlett through the press--Kilcher's fists mulching, bashing as Jewel stays on top, beats Johansson down through 3.

 

R4: Gotta love Scarlett's pluck--she's still trying her hardest to compete, meeting Jewel midring, getting busted the jab in the face and pitched back a saucy right hand straight against Jewel's stomach. Inexorable advance, Kilcher--she's just stepping her way forward, stunning Scarlett with that nasty jab, shaking Jewel in the body those roundhouse rights, then going to work as Johansson's pale back hits ropes, Jewel all bully, all the time--shoulder/extended left elbow nudging Scarlett back into position; short, clouting hooks spanking off skull, chest, arm; vicious plugging right hands fitting in harsh to ribs, heart, in behind the elbow. Johansson never shutout, always trying to fight back, but she can't come forward, can't win the rounds against a juggernaut like Kilcher. Jewel's fourth straight--she's all business crossing the ring back to her corner.

 

R5: Engage midring, slow advance for Kilcher, heartbreaking retreat for Scarlett as Jewel's pounding fists steadily assert her authority. Scarlett lumping up badly--she's grimacing, crossing her arms at the ropes, lifting her elbows, trying to twist away from punches. Jewel opening up some, batting away wide at the hips, flanks, then heeling the shoulders to reset. Kilcher showing no respect: she's just shaking off Scarlett's doomed receipts as Johansson slugs off the ropes in spurts, can;t get herself out of there.

R6: Jewel marching on Scarlett once again, encounters her stiffest resistance of the fight as Johansson lowers her head and contests every square inch of canvas. Tough mouth-on-shoulder slogging, Jewel budging her way forward as the girls bump and grind shoulders and heads, fists stuffing in close to smudge breasts, thump ribs, smear tummies. Once again, Johansson's back hits the ropes, but she's scoring to Jewel's temples as Kilcher lowers her guard, bangs away downstairs. Glorious beefy give and take--curvy blondes just bashing away simultaneously when JEWEL GETS HURT! Kilcher caught a smoking right on her chin, stares bleakly at Scarlett as the hook smites her jaw--Jewel still staring as Scarlett rings up another right, steps forward into another left as crowd roars to its feet. Scarlett snarling, busting rights and lefts as she steps forward--SHE'S GOT JEWEL BACKING UP! Kilcher astonished, facing stupid into chin-checks, trudging backwards with her hands stacked right on left at her tummy, Left! Right! Left! Right! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! KILCHER GOES DOWN! Jewel driven the lenth of the ring, finally deposited on her back by Scarlett's fiesty walking barrage. Thin trickle of blood from Kilcher's left nostril as she picks her woozy head off the canvas, tries to roll over her left side, falls back down, tries to roll again BUT IT'S NO GO! Good Lord--KO6 Scarlett Johansson!

 

After: PANDEMONIUM! Is it too early to call the Upset of the Year 2006? Scarlett sponging up the beating of her lifetime, down 5 rounds to love, unable to come forward against Jewel, ERUPTS to put favoured Kilcher on her back and take the fight! HMK beauties flood the ring, dogpiling on top of giddy Scarlett, then hoisting her high ontpo their shoulders--it's a career-defining win for the young starlet. Kilcher stunned on her stool, uncomprehending--she hasn't been shocked like this in years!

 


Reposted by Archer 5/31/10.

 

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