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31 December 2020 Lili Reinhart vs Hailey Baldwin

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BEFORE:

"They're SCARED of me," says a hard-eyed Hailey. "That's the only explanation I can think of! I'm one of the hottest women in the world. Everyone knows who I am. And, yet, four fights here in five years? ONE since 2016? They're scared. And, it will only get worse when I destroy Reinhart tonight."

"I'm not scared of MUCH," says Lili with the hint of a smile. "Just a few things. And Hailey Baldwin is certainly not one of those things."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Get Like' and here comes the singer of that tune, the lovely Hailey Baldwin..."

McCarthy: "Isn't she married to Derek Jeter?"

Cassie: "That sound you just heard was Tess and I jointly facepalming..."

Tess: "There's PREP MATERIAL right here on your TABLET..."

McCarthy: "And, I don't read Lavigne's propaganda!"

Tess: "For those of you scoring at home, it's been more than THREE YEARS since Avril left Front Street's front office to become an active fighter with The Dollhouse..."

McCarthy: "Oh, she's still BEHIND IT. Don't think I don't KNOW that..."

O'Dell (sighing): "Baldwin into the ring and helped off with the robe. She's looking VERY good in that white bikini she's chosen..."

McCarthy: "WAAAAAYYYY too skinny. You'd think Dennis Weaver could do better..."

Tess: "For those scoring at home, Dennis Weaver died in 2006..."

McCarthy: "NO! Not 'Cannon'! That was a GREAT show!"

Cassie: "Which starred William Conrad, not Dennis Weaver..."

O'Dell: "Aaaaaannnnnddddd that's 'What I've Done' by Linkin Park you hear pounding through the arena, and here comes 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"

Tess: "Reinhart has had quite a run over these last two years, and it's pushed her into the bantam title picture and past Kat Dennings to the second spot in Front Street's bantam pecking order. Needs a win tonight to stay there."

O'Dell: "Lili into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. And, it's dueling white bikinis..."

McCarthy: "SHE'S not 'Playboy' material, either!"

O'Dell (sighing): "Ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Lili. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Well, Jon Heder's wife might only have one FCBA win, but she can beat THIS Dancing Hooker! Baldwin!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "Three for three on split panels to start off the last card of the year. Reinhart aggressive early in this one. She's stepping to Hailey, crowding her fellow blonde, banging away with both hands and GETTING DROPPED! Out of NOWHERE Baldwin drops Reinhart and the crowd is going NUTS!"

McCarthy: "I TOLD you! Mac The Knife CALLED it!"

O'Dell: "Baldwin to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Reinhart rolls to hands and knees at seven. Eight. Nine...and she barely beats it! Lili absolutely WRECKED by a short right hook and she's looking VERY unsteady during the mandatory. Ref going to allow this to continue, and ON COMES BALDWIN with bad intentions, driving Reinhart back to the ropes and making with the heavy leather..."

Cassie: "This is not going to last. Hailey having at Lili and Lili not sending much back..."

O'Dell: "As if on cue, Reinhart now jabbing back in spots, but that's all she's doing. Ref looking in closely. Baldwin looking to finish this thing. Lili in a tight guard, rolling with, riding it out as best she can. Twenty seconds to go. GOOD combination Hailey, and that got the ref's attention. Ten seconds left. Reinhart is going to make the bell. There it is. But, a HUGE first round for Baldwin."

Tess: "10-8 lead, but it's bigger than that, because she's got Lili in trouble."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Baldwin in control as we start the second. She's working the jab, walking forward behind it, backing up Lili with hard right hands. This has been some kind of start for Baldwin, who's continuing to follow up on that big punch, calling the tune here, dominating the proceedings."

Tess: "Lili did very well to get up after that hook..."

O'Dell: "Sure did. Ducked the head right into it and Baldwin caught her clean. But, it isn't going to matter if things keep going the way they are. Hailey in control, piling up points and punishment. Lili firing back in counter here and there, but not holding canvas or getting much done."

McCarthy: "Baldwin lands one more good one, this will be OVER."

O'Dell: "Down the stretch in the second. Good combination from Reinhart there. First time since the opening minute that the shorter blonde has landed some solid leather. Baldwin responds with a good right of her own and there's the bell. No doubt about it. It's Hailey and wide."

Cassie: "And, Baldwin's lead is 20-17."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Baldwin again coming forward to start the third, but now Reinhart is holding canvas and banging back and HERE WE GO! Firefiight in the middle of the ring as the two blonde let the hands go! Nobody taking a step back and the crowd on its feet as some real BOMBS are being exchanged here..."

Cassie: "Clearly, Lili has the legs back..."

O'Dell: "Clearly, because she's got plenty of power behind those punches. GOOD right by Reinhart, GOOD rejoinder from Baldwin! Lili digging some body now, and finally, the ladies fall into a clinch and the ref gets in there to break them apart. Baldwin back to the jab now, wants some space..."

Tess: "Smart move. She's got the lead. She's fighting well. Why trade right now?"

O'Dell: "That's what Hailey's thinking, and Lili willing to play this game. Reinhart boxing with, getting punches put together better than she has at any time since the opening minute of the fight. Baldwin giving as good as she gets. Ten seconds left. SHARP exchange there, and that's the bell. End of the third. Nothing in it. Even round."

McCarthy: "And, Baldwin's still on top by three, 30-27."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Ladies back to boxing as we start the fourth, and both getting work done on these terms. The two blondes getting the jab on, following with right hands, putting punches together very well. Both fighters moving well, feet, head, hands. It's pretty good stuff we're seeing, Mac..."

McCarthy: "It is, and it favors Baldwin. She has the lead right now. She's proven she can box WITH this Dancing Hooker. So, do it."

O'Dell: "That's what Hailey's doing, but, like in the previous round, she's not getting the better of things. On the other hand, neither is Lili. It's been a closely-run thing so far in this stanza, with both women getting points scored and no one able to gain a real advantage."

Cassie: "Baldwin has to be opening some eyes here..."

O'Dell: "Agreed. Not so much the big punch in the first round. That stuff happens. But, what you've seen these last two rounds. Hailey's boxing very well and doesn't look out of her depth against a Top Ten bantam. Five seconds left in the fourth. Good right from Lili and there's the bell. Close again. Reinhart on the board, though."

Tess: "But still down a pair, 39-37."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Ladies getting their box on in the fifth. Baldwin using a bit more movement now. She's working away from Reinhart's right hand, fouling her sights a bit, making it hard for Lili to locate and punishing any misses with solid rejoinders. Lili a bit out of synch right now as a result of Hailey turning with..."

McCarthy: "You've been talking about Baldwin being impressive, well, here's something else to be impressed with..."

O'Dell: "Good combination, Hailey. She's been in great form the entire fight. Showing both skill and confidence. Lili, meanwhile, has done very well to overcome an absolute lightning bolt of a punch in the first, but she's down on the cards as a result, and Hailey working hard to keep her there."

Tess: "Baldwin tall for a bantam, 5'7", and she knows how to use that length."

O'Dell: "Definitely doing it well right now. Final seconds ticking away in the fifth round, and Baldwin's been very, very effective in it. Sharp exchange there sends sweat flying from both fighters and there's the bell. Hailey's taking the points comfortably here, ladies, and has to be feeling good at the half."

Cassie: "Up 49-46 after five."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Boxing at range and middle distances again in the sixth. Baldwin effective with that jab. Reinhart getting a nice combination on. Hailey fires back and LILI DROPS HER! A straight right hand from Reinhart found the mark and Baldwin is dropped to her backside!"

Cassie: "Caught her pretty good with that one..."

O'Dell: "Lili to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Hailey getting to her feet at six. Referee going to give her the mandatory and waive on Lili! Reinhart right to work, boring in on her fellow blonde, backing her up with hard shot to the head, forcing her against the ropes..."

McCarthy: "Just ride it out, kid, you'll be fine!"

O'Dell: "That's the plan. Hailey in a high guard, jabbing back here and there as Lili lays siege. Reinhart working some body now, then back upstairs where she lands a solid right. Ref looking in, but Hailey's going to get to the bell. There it is! End of the sixth. Big round for Reinhart..."

Tess: "But, even at 10-8, Baldwin still leads 57-56."

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Reinhart pressing now, taking the fight to Baldwin. Hailey seems to have shaken the worst of the damage, but Lili's got her on the back foot and is aiming at keeping her there. Baldwin tying up, but Lili punching free, working some body. Baldwin ties up again and the ref will break them..."

Cassie: "Lili just wants to keep up the pressure here. Score points. Keep Hailey on defense."

O'Dell: "And, that's what she's doing, all while, of course, looking to end this thing if possible. Baldwin tying up again. She's trying to slow down Reinhart's offensive, but not having a ton of success. Instead, Lili landing punches in bunches both to head and body..."

Tess: "Pinking up the ribs and tummy pretty nicely right now."

O'Dell: "Downstairs, then back up. Reinhart in control. Baldwin giving ground, tying up again. Playing for some time here, perhaps. Fifteen seconds to go in the seventh. Good right hand from Lili there and Hailey covers up. There's the bell. No doubt about this round. Reinhart. Wide."

McCarthy: "And, we're even at 66."

ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "Reinhart still calling the tune as we start the eighth. Lili backing up Hailey with hard shot. Baldwin trying to get off square, but, though she's got the legs back now, it's not happening. Lili's got the range and she's getting to her spots and getting off in combination..."

McCarthy: "This fight is dead even. Baldwin just has to get back to what she did in the earlier rounds."

O'Dell: "Definitely trying to do that, but it's not happening. Instead, Reinhart's keeping her on the defensive, moving her backward, forcing her to cover up repeatedly and DROPPING HER WITH A BLISTERING RIGHT HAND! What a shot from Reinhart and DOWN GOES BALDWIN!"

Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiigggghhhhtttsss, the party's ohhhhhverrrrr..."

O'Dell: "Lili to a neutral corner. Hailey flat on her back in the middle of the ring. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. No movement from Baldwin. Six. Seven. Not going to happen. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Hailey still down and out and it's OVER! And your winner by KO8 is 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"

Tess: "That was SOME punch..."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Lili Reinhart, and, Lili, she caught you a good one early..."

Lili (nodding): "Yeah, and all credit to her. I didn't get sloppy or anything. That was just a great punch. She's got plenty of talent and she fought well, so take nothing away from her. But, in the end, I got her. And, that's how it was always going to go."

Tess: "2021 is just around the corner..."

Lili (smiling): "And, that's going to be the year when Diamond Lili gets some GOLD."