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31 December 2021 Charlize Theron vs Jolene Blalock

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OFFICIAL FCBA "SEASON'S BEATINGS" 2021 PPV

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 31 December 2021 at 10:47pm

Jolene Blalock Vs Charlize Theron
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TALE OF THE TAPE

Jolene Blalock
Age 46
Height 5'6”
26-26-2
2 Unified Bantam Titles

Charlize Theron
Age 46
Height 5'9 1/2”
295-126-12

8 Unified Lightweight titles

7 Unified Welterweight titles

1 Unified Middleweight title

3 Maxim Lightweight titles

2 Paramount Lightweight titles

1 Reebox Lightweight title

2 Reebox Welterweight titles

2 Paramount Welterweight titles

Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15

BEFORE

You know the drill. Jolene is allowed the podium alone while Charlize is hardly noticed standing way in the background. Jolene: “Charlize and I have been in the FCBA together for twenty years and now she comes calling. When my agent told me of the offer, I jumped at it. Who wouldn’t want a bout with Charlize on her resume particularly if she wins which I plan on doing tonight. That should get me a title fight with whoever holds the title.. It’s been told how Charlize always has trouble with smaller girls and it’s true. It’s happened time and time again. She’s had a bad time recently losing to Alexander, Jovovich and Krupa, She thinks she can get back on track fighting me. Charlize, I know you are standing back there somewhere and I don’t mean to sound arrogant. You may kiss your young girls at home goodnight, but you are going to kiss the canvas first” Charlize is nowhere to be seen.

THE FIGHT

Jolene enters the ring wearing an orange bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is in a pony tail. Charlize has changed into a light blue bikini with black boots and gloves. Her hair also in a pony tail

Round 1. Jolene comes out in a weaving crouch. She is going to force Theron to punch down of her, robbing Charlize of some power. Theron lands a couple punches to the head, but Blalock rears up and stuffs a right into Charlize’s body and then a left hook to the chin. Charlize backs off and circles looking for an opening. Jolene surges forward ramming her head into Theron’s chest knocking back a couple of steps. Charlize lands a left to Jolene’s head but Blalock surges up with her head butting, Charlize in the chin. She has Theron on the ropes and rips a pair of hooks into the blonde’s midsection and then an uppercut to the chin that sends Therons head back over the top rope Jolene follows up with left- right to the body and then drives a pair over hand punches into Theron’s breasts. Theron is hurt as she desperately tries to get her hands on Blalock’s shoulders to push her away, but another uppercut slashes up between her arms to her chin. Theron’s legs are buckling. Lawrence is yelling for her to get off the ropes. Easier said than done as crosses are sending Theron head one way and the other. The referee is watching, but the bell ends the round.

Round 2. Theron’s Nascar team has her up and ready at the bell. She knows what Blalock is going to to. The same that was successful in the first round. Blalock come out in a crouch and weaving. Theron lets her come in close and then pounds a right and left straight into Blalock’s head. Blalock stops and comes up with a big hook. Charlize steps back and the punch sail harmlessly by. Theron lands another straight right to Jolenes head. The round is half over and Blalock hasn’t landed a punch. She then charges Theron barreling into her midsection with her shoulder. The collision knocks a little breath from Charlize. Blalock lands two hooks to Theron’s jaw, but this time Theron manages to get her gloves on Blalock shoulders and push her back and then drives her across the ring with one cross after another. She has Jolene on the ropes and rips a pair of hooks to the body. A Blalock right cross goes wild and in return she receives a right to her face. Blalock is in trouble as Theron has her against the ropes and is in close. Blalock can’t any leverage on her punches, but as Charlize moves in to finish the bell rings probably saving Blalock.

Round 3. Charlize moves to the center of the ring waiting for Blalock.

Blalock comes charging out intending to drive her shoulder in Charlize’s body. Charlize steps aside and Jolene can’t stop and ends up two or three feet past Charlize . Charlize turns and there is a smirk on her face. Blalock is furious seeing Charlize’s face. Theron is laughing at her. She comes at her wildly swinging, but not hitting anything as Theron uses her reach advantage to pepper Blalock’s face with right and left Jabs. Blalock tries to get in close, but is stopped as Theron continues to rearrange her face. Finally Jolene backs off as she circles as Theron just stays in the center of the ring watching Jolene as the rest of the round is uneventful neither finding the opening she was looking for.

Round 4 Jolene is upset and being made a fool of with that charge and Theron Jabbing her face just to punish. The great blonde had no intention of knocking her out. No more of that. She moves out to meet Charlize She gets in punching range and there is that Theron jab in her face. Finally, she dips down and comes up inside Theron’s guard and rips a pair of of hooks to Theron’s body and a right across toTheron’s chest. Charlize lands a right to Blalock’s head, but she dips in close to Theron and comes up ramming her head into Theron chin, punching her head back. Jolene goes to town burying a right into Theron’s tummy and driving Theron back with right and left crosses to her bra. She has Theron hurt. She lands a left to the chin, then a right and back to the breasts. Charlize finally manages a right cross. but takes a right to the solar plexus. A left and right cross drives Jolene back and Charlize is off the ropes but she almost hits the canvas as she trips over her own feet. She regains her balance as the bell ends the round

Round 5 Now it’s Theron who is irate. She tells Lawrence this head-butting is stopping now. At the bell, Theron surprises Jolene by coming out of the corner quickly and heading right for her. Jolene is ready to jab, but Charlize using her reach advantage lands a overhand right to her forehead and before she can recover a left uppercut catches all of her chin. Blalock staggers back to the ropes. Charlize follows with left to the solar plexus, a right-left to the bra and an uppercut that comes off the floor and almost lifts Blalock off her feet. Blalock falls back to the ropes and crashes to the canvas. The referee starts the count. He gets to five and then just waves it off, The fight over.

Charlize Theron defeats Jolene Blalock KO5

AFTER

Jennifer Lawrence enters the press room. That usually means there will be no press conference. Jennifer “as you can guess there will be no press conference tonight. Charlize is still furious about the head butting and Jolene is angry about Chalize laughing at her. Charlize laughing was not intentional. She was amused by the charge gone wrong and it just came out before she realized it. Get these two together right now and there would probably a better brawl here than there was in the ring tonight.
This kind of thing happens, but it is short lived. The two will probably hug each other in another two days.