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31 July 2020 Alesha Dixon vs Kim Kardashian

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by Dave Knowles on Jul 31, 2020 at 10:02pm

Result by Lookout!, Words: Knowsley

It has taken a long time to get these two into the ring together, and now that we see them, it’s clear that Alesha has quite a height advantage, although Kim has never been too bothered about that, and is looking to extend a decent little run of form against the almost middle-aged, if still gorgeous Brit, who is experiencing a slump in form as she approaches an overdue retirement.

It’s a shame that this fight must take place to an empty arena due to COVID19, but hopefully viewers on TV will still enjoy the action

Both girls look great, with Alesha in a black bodice and knickers with red boots and gloves, and Kim in all white.

Round 1
Neither girl seems keen to over commit, as Alesha stares rather coldly at Kim from distance, clearly keen on using her height and reach advantages as much as possible, whilst Kim begins to get busy inside, hitting Alesha to her body with some stinging left and right hooks, whilst the older girl fights against her by landing some sweet jabs to the face, Kim beginning to redden immediately as the Brit gets to use those extra inches, although Kim’s getting back inside again and working on Alesha’s body, her gloves slapping into firm flesh and Alesha’s grunts are echoing around the arena, and she doesn’t need to take risks with Kim, who will work her body over for as long as it takes, weakening the older girl with each punch, and Alesha’s getting in a tangle, trapped in a neutral corner, her defence disorganised, and this is where she’s been going wrong lately, allowing her opponents to rough her up inside, drining her strength and confidence, as Kim drills a great straight punch into Alesha’s gut right at the bell, and the Brit needs to stand off and box her, or she’s going to be on the wrong end of this result!

Round 2
After taking a tongue lashing from her management, Alesha’s now trying to stay out of Kim’s reach, stabbing out her withering left jab into the American’s face instead, and Kim’s not enjoying that one bit, but she still works her way back inside Alesha’s guard and delivers a couple of chopping punches to her ribcage, but this time Alesha wraps her up and the referee comes in to break the girls apart. Away goes Alesha again, keeping her gloves low, on her toes, dancing and jabbing, forcing Kim to work hard to land her punches, and she slips in a nice right hook to the smaller girl’s mouth as well, and that’s sent her sideways, Alesha now looking to follow up on her success, and giving Kim some punishment to her body, but she fights back, and now she’s hurting Alesha with her slamming left hooks to her abdomen, two sighters, then a ripper to bend the taller girl over at the waist, Kim not able to follow up though, with her right arm winding up for an uppercut, in a tightly contested round

Round 3
Kim seems more aggressive now as she comes at Alesha early in the round, but the Brit’s too quick for her and swats at her face almost casually, but those punches can make a mess of Kim’s face if she’s not careful, Alesha aiming at the soft flesh around her eyes, and Kim seems powerless to stop her from landing those shots, because she’s too keen to take the fight to the Brit, who smiles as she picks her off, beginning to turn on her boxing skills now against the more solid puncher, Kim’s tactics a little too obvious as she tries to slip in under Alesha’s leading jab, and she’s looking rather roughed up around her right eye due to the way she’s just letting the taller girl dominate her from distance, jabbing her face, and now following up with a juicy right hook to her ribs, but that’s almost playing back into Kim’s hands, the American firing punches back into Alesha’s body, the taller girl backing off again, retreating, but still jabbing Kim’s face in retreat, the shorter girl’s right eye beginning to close as the bell rings

Round 4
Alesha needs to press home this advantage now, and she’s repeating the treatment she meted out to Kim in round 3, as she spanks home that left jab on the younger girl’s right eye, Kim having to retreat at last, but that sucks Alesha into combat, and she hurts the taller girl with a nice left hook to her body, Alesha holding to prevent her repeating that, then, from the restart, she’s back jabbing from distance again, and gives Kim a right hook in the mouth to remember her by as well, Kim teetering backwards, and Alesha spots her opportunity, hits Kim with another good right, but leaves herself open, and suddenly she’s been turned by the shorter girl who now starts to give her some hard and painful looking punches to her body, and now Alesha clinches again, the referee parting the girls quicker than she would have liked, and Kim’s at her, thudding punches into that svelte body from either side, Alesha’s jaw dropping open – and there’s a lovely uppercut from Kim, right up between Alesha’s gloves, smacking into her nose as she bends at the waist, and she’s down! Poor Alesha goes from hero to zero again, clambering to her feet at 7, swaying side to side, and she’s looking easy meat for Kim to feast on now! In comes the shorter girl, pins Alesha in a neutral corner, and leathers her body, the Brit screaming loudly before the bell ends the round

Round 5
Alesha is a sorry sight on her stool, tears running down her cheeks, her nose swollen, her lips bloodied, and every time her trainer touches her ribcage she twitches and yelps, but out she goes to face the smiling Kim, who bangs her gloves together to show her intent, and she starts on Alesha straight away, bending the taller girl over with some heavy body punches, and Alesha’s on her knees, just absolutely crushed by a right hook to her body. She gets up at 6, but looks in a lot of pain, and she’s having to keep her hands low to protect her body, but there’s no problem for Kim to get in close and hammer punches into Alesha’s pretty face, and she puts her on her back with a right hook to her cheek now, Alesha rolling over to try to beat the count, but it’s all over – she’s finished!

Result: Kim Kardashian knocked out Alesha Dixon in round 5.

That was a more than tidy performance by Kim, who bided er time, weakened Alesha, hurt her, then put her away.

Alesha’s on her stool, but there’s a shadow over her now, because Kim hasn’t finished with her – what’s she going to do?

“Time to take a walk, b*tch!” Kim sneers, as she hauls Alesha to her feet, turns her around, and puts her arm her back, before slowly walking her around the ring, pausing in a neutral corner to rip off Alesha’s bodice, and throw it casually to the singers corner, then she turns the Brit to face her cornermen, rips the older girl’s knickers off, and presents her to first her own corner, then she turns her and presents her to Global Boxing’s cornermen, all of whom are cheering, Alesha’s face streaked with the tears of humiliation.

Kim pushes Alesha to her knees, then eases her over onto her back, the singer panting, “Please don’t!” as she sees Kim untying her panties at the side and posing over her, slowly lowering herself so that her knees are pinning Alesha’s shoulders to the canvas, and she wriggles, “Let’s get settled!” she giggles, as she slides her crotch forwards and over Alesha’s mouth and nostrils, “Yeah, b*tch! You get busy with that tongue, and this’ll be over real quick!”

As Kim told the press the following day, “The b*tch is past it as a boxer, but she’s still got a tongue like an eel!”