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31 July 2020 Kristen Stewart vs Holland Roden

Page history last edited by caspian2 3 years, 6 months ago

 

GIRLS OF SCI-FI AT THE ASYLUM III: SEASON OF THE WITCH

 

Posted by Boxing World Online on July 31, 2020 at 3:06am

 

BEFORE:



"Yeah, I've had my struggles," admits Holland with a nod. "But, being in with these girls...I've realized I can beat them. I just have to get it done. And, tonight, I'm going to get it done."

"She's a LOT better than some people think," says Kristen. "But. She's NOT better than ME."



ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Mountain Man' by Crash Kings, a favorite of the lady coming to the ring right now, the lovely Holland Roden!"

Cassie: "ONE FCBA win, Mac..."

McCarthy: "Weirdo is sure living dangerously tonight. But, not in THIS fight. Because his one REAL fighter is IN it."

O'Dell: "Roden into the ring and helped off with the robe. Crowd popping for Roden in that silver number we've seen before. And, that's 'Helter Skelter' you hear, and here comes one of the FCBA's biggest Beatles fans, 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"

Tess: "Who shouldn't be fighting a girl with one FCBA win..."

McCarthy: "Ten of Stewart's last eleven fights have been against girls who either currently held or formerly held the Unified Flyweight Championship. And the eleventh was against Camila Mendes, who's Top Twenty. So, get OFF the kid, Walmart!"

Cassie: "I'm not sure what's more amazing, the fact that Mac is actually SUPPORTING a Front Street fighter, or the fact that she actually did some PREP WORK for this fight..."

Tess: "Actually, I think it's that she can count to ELEVEN."

McCarthy: "You...I'll...SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!"

O'Dell (sighing): "Drink up, boys, as Kristen gives a nod to Mac, then climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that lime green number she likes. And, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Stewart. Mac?"

McCarthy: "K-Stew all the way!"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "First unanimous panel of the night. Let's see if the ladies are right. Roden wasting no time getting to work here. She's very aggressively after K-Stew, stepping to, wants to close and bang. Stewart willing to give ground at the moment. Not wanting to get into an early firefight..."

Tess: "We've seen this from Roden before...might be a good plan tonight..."

O'Dell: "There's certainly not much percentage in her BOXING with Stewart, so, this might be the way to go. And, at the moment, it's working. Holland just walking right through Kristen's jab, crowding, banging. Stewart playing defense, giving ground, keeping the hands up..."

McCarthy: "Smart. And, she's the ONLY smart fighter Weirdo has..."

O'Dell: "Down to about twenty ticks, and Roden continuing her control right now. Stewart willing to ride this out. She's backing and covering, getting off here and there, but not taking chances. Five seconds left. Solid right by Roden and there's the bell. Not close. Holland."

Cassie: "And, she's got the early 10-9 lead."



ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second begins the way the first ended. Roden forward, crowding K-Stew, very aggressive. Former champ willing to back and cover, play defense. Stewart not really a counter puncher, but she CAN counter punch. Just not doing a lot of it right now as Holland controls things..."

McCarthy: "At some point, Kris has to put this uprising down."

O'Dell: "Indeed, but it doesn't appear she plans to do it at the moment. Instead, K-Stew plays D, gives ground, counters in spots. Appears willing to give away some points right now to avoid taking chances. Might be prudent in this situation. She's obviously the big favorite tonight..."

Cassie: "Right. And, that can change the approach some."

O'Dell: "Down the stretch, and Roden fighting very, very well right now. This is a girl who's shown flashes, but no more than that. Well. She's showing flashes right now. Ten seconds left. Good exchange there, and there's the bell. Again, not close. Again, the points to Roden."

Tess: "And, Holland now up 20-18."



ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third begins with more Roden aggression, but Stewart setting the feet now, getting that jab moving and slowing Holland as she tries to close. Kristen using a drop step to give herself an extra instant to get that left on target and stop the older woman's efforts to penetrate..."

McCarthy: "THIS is what I'm talking about right here!"

O'Dell: "Things have changed in a MAJOR way in there. Stewart's got the lay of the land now, and she's made an adjustment and an effective one. It's all about the long left hand. She keeps sticking it in Holland's face, stopping her, setting her up for hard right hands..."

Tess: "Stewart putting together punches right now..."

O'Dell: "Definitely is. This is vintage Kristen. The slickness. The accuracy. The boxing ability. The technical superiority. This is what we've seen so many times from her over the years, and it's what makes her hard to deal with. Final seconds tick away and there's the bell. No doubt again. This time it's K-Stew wide."

Cassie: "But, Roden still up a point, 29-28."



ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Stewart rolling now. She's not just stopping Holland, she's walking her down behind the jab at the moment. Roden game, firing back, trying to hold canvas, but she can't get it done. Stewart just SO accurate with everything. It's all laser-guided and that is causing big problems for the older woman..."

McCarthy: "This is what I keep TELLING you. This kid is a REAL fighter..."

O'Dell: "Kristen getting off lusty right now. She's got Holland all the way onto the defensive now, and she's taking full advantage of that. Stewart landing some big show at the moment. Give Holland credit. She's taking them well, but she IS taking them..."

Cassie: "And, she's not going to take them forever..."

O'Dell: "Most likely not. Down to thirty seconds left in this one. GOOD combination, K-Stew and that got Roden's attention. Holland tying up now. Trying to slow Kristen down. Ref breaking them and Stewart with a NICE combination at the bell. No doubt. Shutout, K-Stew."

Tess: "Even at 38."



ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "More aggression from K-Stew, coming forward behind that accurate left jab, backing up the older woman with hard right hands. Roden trying to get off square here, but that's easier said that done against Kristen. When she wants to find you with that left, she'll find you..."

Tess: "Roden may want to get back to what she was doing in the first, just hang in there and let the hands go, because this isn't working."

O'Dell: "It is not. Instead, Stewart just dominating in there and Roden getting nothing at all done. Holland tying up now. Ref in to break the fighters. Kristen right back to work. Backing up Holland, Roden covering up, firing back now and GETTING ROCKED BY A STRAIGHT RIGHT AND DOWN GOES RODEN!"

Cassie: "Left hook!"

O'Dell: "That was the one that sent her to the canvas! Stewart to a neutral corner. Roden down on her left side. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Holland rolling to her belly at six. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO5 is Kristen Stewart!"

McCarthy: "NOTHING lucky about THAT!"



AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Jenny McCarthy!"

McCarthy: "THAT'S right! Mac The Knife, the PEOPLE'S bantamweight champion is doing this interview! And, I've got our winner, Kristen Stewart. K-Stew, she came at you early, but, you used J-Mac-like intelligence to ride that out!"

Kristen: "Well, I knew what her game was, and I wasn't playing it. Nothing to lose, let the hands go, try to get lucky. She can hit. I wasn't getting in there with her. Eventually, I knew I'd get her timing down. Then, it was going to be all me."

McCarthy: "Were you surprised she gave you problems early?"

Kristen: "Not at all. Holland is like so many girls who make it to this level. She HAS talent. She just needs regular work, and she'll be a good fighter. But. There's a difference between being a good fighter and being a fighter good enough to beat ME. A BIG difference." 

 

 

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