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31 May 2003 Jennifer Connelly vs Elisha Cuthbert

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Posted by simguy on 5/31/2003, 8:25 am.

 

Before: Cuthbert champing at the bit - Connelly a big name star, 'ripe for the picking' as far as Elisha's concerned. "Jen's all done," says an upbeat blonde in prefight. "Baked. Finito. Lightweight punchers ruined Jenny C and I'm going to finish her off. I can't wait to tie into her!" Connelly calm cool and collected - dismissing Elisha with, "Who is Elisha Cuthbert again? I'm sorry, I'm so busy making blockbuster films and winning Oscars I don't have much time to watch television." Connelly in slick ponytail, navy sports bra, red bikini bottoms, Elisha in black FHM bikini.

 

During R1: A VERY aggressive Connelly roars across the ring, jams her head in between Jenny's gloves and packs the stunned brunette into her corner for a bell to bell beat down. God AWFUL body punching - great glorious rips at Connelly's belly, ribs and hips have her butt shooting back, breathy grunts coming from strained lips. Cuthbert often pushing up on Jen, then unleashing 3 and 4 hoisting right hands up into the body, then pressing in to shift her balance and lift in multiple lefts. Jenny in open-mouthed shock, clearly underestimating blonde strength and ferocity - she's left trembling and stunned at the bell.

 

R2: More. Elisha cramming into Jennifer, bulling her to her corner, straining and writhing to pin her down, then heaving in blockbuster leather from either hand. It's brutal, malicious holding and hitting - Jenny trying to slide along the ropes to relieve pressure, Elisha keeping her weight on, shoving up on the brunette to reset her and heaving leather to gut like they're going to outlaw body punching tomorrow. Late in the round, Elisha palming Jen's hips and shoving her ass into the ropes, then coming up with full-blooded uppercuts to overhanging jug. Connelly in stupor at the violence as Elisha goes bell to bell again, packing some of the hardest sustained body punching into Connelly ever seen in an FCBA ring.

 

R3: Elisha charging in again, but clearly a little weary from 6 minutes of all out effort - Jenny finally able to meet her girl midring, jab her to a halt, and take the initiative. Connelly edging her left shoulder into Elisha, bracing her, straining against her, then stepping right, hooking pretty blonde face. Jenny edging back in, nudging Cuthbert back a step, hooking her in the belly, shoulder-butting her back a step, wedging in a blunt right hand on the jaw as girls come together. Cuthbert stacked up into the ropes for the first time - Connelly crowding her, making her feel the weight, then separating to bite that wicked hook across Elisha's concerned face. Cuthbert wilting to her left along the perimeter - Jenny stepping with and clouting her jaw the hook, staying on her, hounding her. Elisha fielding clean punches, head snapping upon receipt, nothing coming back - she's breaking down, just staring at Jen as Connelly shovels it on. End of minute 2: paydirt. Connelly systematically punishing Elisha with hooks, stubby little right hands - she comes off the body, tags that chin a hook and drops a dazzled 'Lishy C to one knee. Cuthbert up for a ragged 8, staring with haunted eyes as Connelly wades in. FURIOUS finishing barrage for Jen - teeth bared, giddyup burst to the belly to prep the target, then crashing, clanging hooks up top, in the ribs as Elisha sinks into the ropes, half turning away to present her right side to Jen. Connelly unleashing, beating a helpless, defenceless blonde - Elisha covering up and cowering on the ropes and THE REF JUMPS IN! Jenny C bodied back - she bangs out a tremendous TKO3.

 

After: Cuthbert simply stunned, shellshocked - in total control, shutting Jennifer out, beating her body with reckless abandon - but lack of pacing comes back to scorch the youngster. "I was hurt in the first," Jenny acknowledges, "but by the second, I was getting myself together. I could see she was punching herself out against my body, and I just let her. When I opened up, she had nothing left. Kids! When will they ever learn?"

 

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