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31 October 2003 Beyonce Knowles vs Jewel Kilcher

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 3 months ago

Posted by Simguy on 10/31/2003 4:30 pm.

Before: Two contrasting fight plans coming in. “I’ve got to take her into deep water,” confides Jewel, “7^th, 8^th, 9^th rounds, stay on her body and take her out late. Beyonce’s not the same fighter after the 5^th round and I know I can take advantage of that.” Knowles brimming with confidence. “Fans of Beyonce Knowles knockouts gonna LOVE what I bring to Jewel in this fight,” predicts Beyonce. “I love a girl comes right at me, tries to fight me, and that’s what jewel is all about. Don’t blink baby, ‘cause Jewel is going OUT!” Jewel in teal bandeau bikini top, pink satin pajama bottoms, slick ponytail—Beyonce in gold bikini top, white satin pajama bottoms, low ponytail.

During R1: Punching as promised. Jewel wading into the bigger girl with rights and lefts, backing Beyonce up under a steady bombardment—she’s got Knowles up against the ropes and guzzling in early going! Kilcher nice and tight, jerking her body side to side, banging lefts and rights off Beyonce’s chest, shoulders and skull with methodical rhythm. B shook, but standing in there—she starts answering back and the crowd roars to its feet. Now Kilcher gives ground as Knowles finds a consistent little right hand on the chin—both girls’ heads are banging back and around, backsides getting a little jumpy as the hurt piles up. Back to midring, sensational two way brawling—Jewel slugging abruptly out of a crossed arm stance—Beyonce with the right hand at her chest, left at her side, twisting into wide lefts and rights—it’s electric trade and JEWEL GOES DOWN!!! Girls trade rights, Jewel’s head flattens to her shoulder—Beyonce turns on a vicious hook to swivel Kilcher’s skull—blonde numb, helpless as her butt goes back, chest swoons forward, then she’s sprawled all pretty on her back. KO1 Beyonce Knowles—Jewel unmoving, laid out BAD.

After: Beyonce filled with bloodlust, lips pulled back from her teeth as she stalks around the slumbering blonde, staring down at the wreckage. Suddenly Knowles flops down and puts her belly on Jewel’s sleeping face, pinning the girl with a big smile as officials struggle to tug her off. Beyonce laughing, nodding her head in big yeses—loving the belly pin a helpless opponent.

Reposted by Archer 12/26/09.