By simguy

Judd at her best as a svelte lightweight - she's cushy and not at her peak as a welter. Ashley leaping at the chance to get her mitts on a champ - fights hard to come by for the classy brunette - if she needs to pack on to get some, that's what she'll do.

Theron embroiled in a title belt snafu - dismisses the controversy with a wave of her hand. "It just goes to show you - it's the woman makes the belts, not the other way around. Until Liz Hurley steps up and beats me decisively in the ring, people are going to continue to see me as the champion - they can't help themselves. Take a poll of the common fan in the street - 99% of 'em will say Charlize Theron is the welterweight champ - they don't care about belts. Greatness isn't bestowed - it's just there, like physical beauty, and you can dress up all you want, but if you ain't the goods, people know it. Hurley doesn't like me undermining her so-called reign? Fine - she can prove me wrong - I've been right here for her all along. Until she does, I have to be considered the real champion at 130 - regardless of who holds the titles."

Charlize in cream string bikini, Ashley in red bikini, twist tie top, hipster bottoms.

Rd 1: Theron loose and limber, left hand at her side, right at her chest - she's slapping the jab against Ashley's tummy, dancing away, flitting around the ring. Judd flat footed, dukes up, trying to walk the cutey down and get to those choice ribs and abs. Midway through, Charlize taps at the tummy, slides away from the Judd counter right and clips brunette temple with a perfect, swatting counter hook! Juddsy stepping in fence post holes - Theron laughing, taunting - she drops her hands to her sides, weaves in close, thumps a flat right hand against the body, cuffs hook to ear and swivels to the left - showboating stuff designed to humiliate rather than hurt. Judd gets her bearings, starts coming forward - jabbing dutifully to the chest, humming the right cross over the top - Theron leaning away from shots, legging out the clock. Points to Charlize, but she clearly lets a staggered Judd off the hook.

Rd 2: Theron talking incessantly, chattering at Judd, mocking her - blonde all lanky on the outside - slapping backhand jabs to the body, trying to draw Judd's right so Charlize can cuff her that whippy hook. Juddsy not buying, marching forward, banging out the jab - Charlize takes what's there instead. Midway through - Theron timing Ash, fades brunette stick, drops that slinging right counter over the top, chopping down across Juddsy's left cheek and Ashley goes down! Judd startled, dropped to all fours - Charlize hooting in derision, delays the count as the ref bodies her back - Judd beats a long count on shaky stems. ON COMES CHARLIZE! Theron striding in, little head feint, brushing wide left across Judd's eyes, then a slamming right hand to the pit of the stomach - Theron falling in to smother the receipt, bodying up, orgasmic expression as Ashley shouts in pain, going limp against the blonde. Charlize gets a little distance, but rides her forearms on Judd's shoulders, cupping brunette ears - holding and clouting by Theron as she wallops a stunned Ashley against the ropes, pulling and punching at will and THE REF STEPS IN! Judd just in shock, shipping shellack - this thing's called off - TKO2 - Theron struuuuts it up, hands high.

After: Charlize gets her showcase - Judd just too slow at 135, couldn't get on track, gobbled it up from a dominant blonde tonight. Theron greedily gethering up the dregs for a walk - at one point turning Judd around, tugging on the back of her trunks with the right hand to lead her to a judge's table and demanding the man rate Ashley's backside on his scorecard. Ashley mortified, standing there with her back to a hooting audience and bewildered judge, trunks held fast by a gloating Theron.