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31 October 2009 Kristen Bell vs Mila Kunis

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Posted by simguy on 10/31/2009, 9:53 am

BEFORE: "Kristen's always been threatened by me," Mila explains, dropping Kbell's jaw in the process. "I'm cuter, and she's old: who wouldn't be threatened? Beating her in the ring isn't just my mission: it's inevitable. I'm gonna build my legacy on the solid bedrock of countless Kristen Bell defeats!" Bell ill-amused: former champ not getting much respect out of up-and-coming brunette. "Clearly, somebody's got a serious case of understudy-blues," Bell snorts. "The day I'm threatened by Kunis is the day Sarah Carter shows humility: don't hold your breath fellahs! Seriously: I'll beat Kunis - you guys know that - but she's obviously cruisin' for a true bruisin'. Good enough: I'm all up for making Mila cry before I put her to sleep!" Kristen in black lace push up, leopard print bikini bottoms; hair loose and tangly; small black gloves. Mila in pink bikini with white plaid patterning; small white gloves; hair in frisky ponytail with bangs framing face. Tension during staredown - Mila being very brave holding Kbell's gaze, and refusing to touch gloves.

During R1: ACTION! Bell stepping to Mila, tossing a right hand into her tits...Mila responds in kind as flyweights square away midring. Batting, lathering small-girl hup-hup: not a lot of damage done, but MAN - the fur is flying. Pretty faces tense with hate; eyes blazing; lips alternately curling off teeth or pressed in tight lines - girls just taking turns patting each other down. Bell eventually suppresses Mila, backing brunette up under snatching rights and lefts to waist. Kunis shaken late, grabbing to hold on as Bell bangs out close points.

R2: Bell steps to Mila to re-initiate...catches a snootful as Mila won't have it! Scrappiest round of Kunis' career sees her lather Bell to ropes: Kris in doughty earmuff, jaw clenched...she's bending at the waist, rolling her torso, just riding out the storm. Mila leaning in, wailing away: lot of sloppiness ruins some of the effort, but sheer effervescence enough to dampen Bell's response. Brunette outworks blonde for points; hooks blonde tits after the bell just for insurance.

R3: Kris changes tack, shows a smidgen of respect for Kunis' ferocity: blonde goes to her jab, pivoting clockwise round brunette right flank. Stiff poke keeping Mila off balance: Kristen's intelligent eyes intense as she works it. Krissy doing some crisp counterpunching with the right hand - routinely making Mila miss over blonde left shoulder while issuing tart right uppercuts to chin. Midway through, Mila's knocked to her knees by such precision - though she's quickly back up and anxious to answer. All Krissy bell to bell: sticking Mila; turning Mila; lighting her up with well-chosen rights through 3.

R4: Kristen settling in: she's boxing Mila to ribbons. Little blonde light on her feet, circling clockwise - alternately feinting the left jab, or bringing it, scoring tuff knocks to Mila's face. Kunis a little trooper - turning and taking - but she's just not getting off well. Bell with a real knack for slipping Mila's jab (so it misses over Krissy's left shoulder) and jerking that tidy right uppercut to chin. Mila's got no answers through 4.

R5: Bell seemingly tumbling forward into Mila with straight, palm-down lefts and rights punching against Kunis' face...Mila driven backwards to ropes, startled by volume. Bell hooks Mila's waist at ropes, then backs off, luring Kunis to midring, then jabbing her into earmuff defence while turning her clockwise. Bell triggering smart, straight right hands down into Mila's tummy: little brunette grunting, grimacing...she's shy about moving her hands away from her temples. Bell circling, picking at Mila: jabs punch in between Mila's mitts, while right hands stab down at tummy. Midway through, Mila finally paws her own jab: eats the right uppercut she's been munching all night and nearly goes down. Krissy reloads, shifts weight to left (front) leg; clips a tic-tac left/right uppercut combo bingo onna chin and POOR MILA'S WOBBLY! Kunis distressed, eyes moist with how-could-you tears as she staggers around. Bell orderly - gloves at her chin, eyes bright as she pivots-right, dips in close and hooks Mila's left eye from outside Kunis' left shoulder. DOWN GOES MILA! Kunis jerked a quarter turn to her left and spun to her butt: she's snivelly/weepy, little tummy rapidly shuddering in and out as she rolls over left hip to get to all fours. Kunis up and reeling at 10, but ref doesn't like the shabbiness he sees: official calls it off, hugging Mila to safety as Kristen shouts in exultation. TKO5 Kris Bell.

AFter: Mila bawling into official's chest: little brunette taking the loss to her more experienced blonde rival hard...but that second round stands out as a good step forward for Kunis. "I punched her ticket," Kbell breezes in postfight, dismissing all talk of a competitive Kunis on the night. "I'm just going to say it: as long as I'm active, Mila Kunis will never be champion. I won't stand for it."