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4 April 2003 Angelica Bridges vs Jenny McCarthy

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 8 months ago

 

Originally posted by Simguy on 4/4/2003, 6:50 am

 

Before: McCarthy swaggering into prefight, dismissing Angelica’s KO win over her on the beach. “Total luck,” waves Jmac, “you know it. We weren’t encouraged to show our skills on the beach—producers just wanted punches and we delivered. So she won a shoot out with me—big deal. I’m taking her apart on primetime and proving she’s not ready.” Mac in black bikini, Bridges in green crochet bikini.

 

During R1: THEY SWING AWAY! Looks like a beach fight as girls sweep overhand rights, twisting into lusty hooks—chests heaving-to-and-fro as they pitch from their heels. BRIDGES GOES DIWN! Thunderclap right on the jaw spins Angie to her right and drops her to all fours—Jenny hopping in from the side and shoving another right and drops her to all fours—Jenny hopping in from the side and shoving another right hand flat to ribs, drawing woozy cry of protest. Angelica beats the count, but Jenny;s right back on, bending into power shots from either hand as redhead wilts along the ropes. Mac walloping away driving her girl corner to corner along the perimeter—Jenny all smiles as she lifts her mitts at the bell.

 

R2: Jenny settles down, now beating Angie to the punch with a stubby jab to the chest, ducking, dipping in and fighting inside as Angelica tries to tighten up. Bridges trying to tie up behind Jenny’s arms, but the blonde’s not having it—Mac rotating her shoulders, touching redhead’s firm abs, bobbing up to clout those melons, weaving side to side to land swinging on the jaw. Another shutout—Bridges all shiny and staring—6 minutes of Jenny has her hurting.;

 

R3: Angelica gets it going, putting some length on Jen, jabbing her midring, stepping around her rather than walking straight in. Mac loading up too much, bending into whistling right hands—Angi able to read and lean back, jab her girl into position, then potshot the blonde wth stinging right crosses.

 

R4:: Jenny still swinging for the fences—Bridges anticipating early, leaning away, pivoting to her left—she’s got Mac missing badly. Angi opens the scoring midway through, getting the jab on Mac’s face leaning in with stern right cross, finishing up underneath with sold hooks flat to tummy. Mac undaunted, swinging left and right as she marches forward, clouting Angi’s pretty face side to side in crowd pleasing action.

 

R5: Jenny bending in, pulling the overhand right to Angi’s jaw over the redhead’s outstretched jab—Bridges sopping up HUGE clocks upside the head that has her wobbly butt in the first minute. Mac ducking inside, fighting off Bridges’ chest and working her hips and belly with both dukes—busy punching and pushing has Angelica’s butt in the ropes for the finale. Jmac getting a little distance, starts to work out of the slow weave, rocking Angi with looping rights, uppercuts, hooks from that Marciano torso roll. Bridges helpless, shipping damage—arms crossed, she’s reacting late, facing into punishment. Hammering blows have Angelica in a bad way—Jenny just getting stronger and stronger AND THE REF STEPS IN! Bridges cuddled to safety as Jmac prances away the TKO5 victor.

 

After: Jenny insufferable strutting the ring, hands high, and she’s not through. Badly battered Bridges hauled off her stool and paraded in defeat—Mac guiding her girl around the ring with the right arm around the waist, waving in mock-pageant princess style to an appreciative crowd. “What I say goes in the ring,” proclaims Jenny in  postfight. “If I tell you I’m taking a girl out—she’s going out—end of story. I decked this kid with my first punch, took inside on her, took it outside—she never knew what hit her. I’m a whirlwind baby—a whirlwind of pain! Look at her! Ruined!”

 

Reposted by Archer 7/26/09.

 

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