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4 April 2011 Jennifer Garner vs Rhona Mitra

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 4/4/2011, 6:53 pm

BEFORE: "She needs to get beat,' Rhona says simply of Jennifer in prefight. "Good and beat. Beat so that there is no doubt in American women that British fighters can handle their very best. I've long been a fan of Garner in the ring, but I've never felt her performances were up to my standard. Now's my opportunity to show her." Jen upbeat, all smiles for press and cameras: she's enjoying the moment. "I always like a good strong challenge, and Rhona definitely offers that," Garner allows at podium. "She's hard-nosed, tough-minded...we've seen tape on her and we know she doesn't give ground easily. I'm pumped: gonna break her down and take a little of that pride out of her!" Rhona in cotton two piece undies - black sport top with grey bikini-fit bottoms; small black gloves; loose brown locks tied off her brow. Jen in cotton two piece undies (red) with bikini fit bottoms; small black gloves; hair in tidy battle braid.

During R1: BOOMING hooks back and forth, both girls digging and cuffing paunch. Short right hand from Rhona chops-jaw in close; Jen back with a batting pair of hooks-on-jug. left uppercut Rhona, picks up chin in tight: she forms earmuff to receive booming left/right receipts to ribs. Back and forth - muscular, broad backs shredding into harsh relief as girls take turns beating the absolute bejaysus out of each other. Bell: fighters slap left hands in acknowledgment of hard dukes...Rhona's nipped Jen by a smidge on all cards.

R2: Similar hammering give and take, but Jen's sprinkling in a few more jabs, just pounding at Rhona's face to set the table. Mitra shrugging off poke, weaving in close to tuck her hooks tummy-and-tits: bruising stuff once these girls close and dig. Jen's ring generalship gives her the edge...close.

R3: Rhona jabs-with, punching at Jen's mouth to take away the Garner jab. Girls weave in close, foreheads a-scrubbing: banging body blows pound back and forth right/left, right/left. Rhona getting a brawny left shoulder in Jen's chest, levering her backward: Mitra taking canvas, marching on Jen, drumming the ribcage like few women have ever dared on Jen.

R4: Girls bumpin' and a sluggin' in close - each throwing hard left shoulders/chickenwinged left elbows for nudging. Minute in, Rhona shakes Jen up via short-chopping right hand over Garner left shoulder...Jen's stepping in fence-post holes! Garner hurt, showing earmuff: she gives up several withering blasts to waistline as Rhona narrows eyes, purses lips and whacks away lusty. Give Garner credit...she ships shellack, then roars back hard - pounding Rhona about head-and-shoulders with clubbing flurries. Mitra forced to cover up and bob on the spot...she doesn't get to clean up as big as she wanted.

R5: Jen steps-to, butts heads, butts shoulders, wading her way into tuff-girl Rhona and backing her up. Garner gritting her teeth, slamming both hands to breadbasket...Mitra grunting in receipt temporarily shut down. Rhona slugged to ropes...she's stooping forward behind her mitts, hard-body sponging up Jen's best. Garner firm and strong - bumping and shoving on Rhona to reset, then clobbering away via compact clout. Bell: Jen lands a late right hand to Rhona's leftside armpit/lats...British girl glaring hot as ref steps in.

R6: Same again: Jen steps to Rhona, backs her up, beats her systematically bell to bell. Mitra breathing through pursed lips en route to her corner, eyes clearly showing the shock of being woman-handled through 6 long minutes. That doesn't happen to Ms. Mitra every day.

R7: Rhona slam-BANGING her way into Jen left/right/left - trudging punches belting into firm Garner midsection. Jen grunting/grimacing, backing up: her turn to sit in ropes, show an earmuff front and stoop forward into shocking punishment. Long middle minute a brutal, pulverizing experience for Jen Garner: Rhona just a-WHACKING that paunch; throwing the left shoulder into Jen to push her upright, staying on American beef. Start of third minute, Rhona twitches a tidy right uppercut to chin in tight: Jen picked up tart, eyes shut, lips pursed "OH!" Left shoulder/chickenwing left elbow nudge resets for Rhona; quick-twitch right uppercut carves through again, finding chin between Jen's mitts. GARNER'S WOBBLY BUTT! Jen suddenly loose, eyes glassy: Rhona braces tits the ruff left shoulder, then rips the short right uppercut HUP! Jen chin-checked, sagging into ropes...she's blinking in stupor, reaching for Rhona to clinch. RIGHT UPPERCUT! RIGHT UPPERCUT! Rhona just tucked in tight - controlling Jen with left shoulder pressure while clipping away on chin and THE REF STEPS IN! Good lord - TKO7 Rhona Mitra in a corker!

After: Jen bleak, weak and woozy in the aftermath...when it fell apart, it fell apart fast for the American strong woman. "She had to be beat," Rhona snarls in postfight, showing a glare that actually makes Mike Tyson look away at ringside. "And so she was. I went about her sharpish, and gave her more than she could take. Brilliant effort from me if I do say so myself!"