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4 Jan 2003 Catherine Bell vs Charlize Theron (XI)

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Charlize Theron vs. Cat Bell (XI) by simguy 1/4/03

 

Before: Non-title super fight has old enemies contemplative on the eve of their 10th fistic anniversary.

 

Cat Bell: "I've really got an opportunity to break Charlize' back in this one. She's SO heavily invested in pulling even with me, any disappointment will be absolutely devastating to her. With me, it's different - I'm totally focused on the title - it's not about Charlize at all. Once her spirit's broken in this fight, I'll roll her up from there, and honestly, I don't know if she'll ever be able to recover. This thing is just too big for her."

 

Theron scoffing at the notion of a Cat Bell victory. "Anyone can tell I've got Cat's number - HAVE had for several fights now. The hardest part of fighting Cat Bell is OUTSIDE the ring - once the damn TE negotiations are over I can finally relax and get down to the business of working their girl over. I'm bringin' her home fellahs - this one's gonna be sweet!"

 

Charlize in cream bikini, Cat in electric blue, white gloves for both.

 

Round 1: Cat out with high guard, doubling up the jab body and face as she comes forward. Theron hands waist level, leaning away from pokes, gliding to either side, using the ring. Midway through, Bell extends the jab - Theron rock-steps away, leans back in with a postcard perfect hesitation right, slamming it off jaw, posing to drink in the sight of Cat cramping up hurt. Bell hands at temples, legs locked up - Theron stands outside, milking her foe with jabs between the mitts, spotting the right hand down against the sternum, around the wrist to jaw, sidestepping Bell as she stumbles and picking her up with more power. At the bell - Charlize aglow, taunts "Did you see my legs? They are FLYING tonight!" Woozy Bell stumbles past - Theron backhanding her fist like she's snapping a towel off Cat's ass - breezy smile Charlize.

 

Round 2: Takes 30 seconds for Cat to reduce Charlize to a staring, slack-jawed mess - series of searing right hands over the jab, shattering blows to the jaw - has Theron staggering midring. Cat patient, stepping right, hooking the gut, hooking the gut, drifting in a tight right hand off the cheek, bumping with the right shoulder on follow through - Theron tottering back glassy eyed to the ropes. Bell squaring away hardhearted - jabbing belly, face and a HARD RIGHT HAND on the jaw - Cat leaning in, pulling the haymaker around and in tight, following up with her body on Charlize as blonde tilts straight up against the ropes. LATHERING ATTACK! Bell opening up, wide, stroking hooks cupping Charlize jaw and setting her up for more crashing right hands - Bell leading with her head and chest as she hauls in lumberjack cracks. Theron soaking up HUGE on her chin, head snap-lolling, eyes dim, hands at her stomach. Charlie lolling forward with a boozy clinch, Bell lowers her head, rolls her shoulders and starts pumping the gut - chugging lefts and rights, thumping barrage to the breadbasket puts Theron's butt on the ropes. BLONDE CAN'T TAKE IT! Charlize frozen with gut-ache - she's reaching loose around Cat's hips as Bell POUNDS AWAY around the arms. Bell reefing in right hands behind the elbow - Charlize gurgling, slides down Cat's sleek thighs for a breathless knockdown! Bell hands high, preening, strutting, bellowing at her fallen foe - brunette's blood is up as Theron barely beats the count. Down the stretch, Cat closing in, girls trade hoisting right uppercuts to bra, clanging left hooks on the jaw and BELL steps back. Charlize trudging forward, slinging righty-lefty from her waist, stroking Cat back with jaw music. Hammer and tongs at the bell as Charlize staves off elimination with the late burst of defiance.

 

Round 3: Theron's legs still shaky, but she's roaming left, reaching out the jab, trying to buy time with distance. Cat on the prowl, right hand up high, spearing the jab, cutting down the ring. Second minute, Bell timing Theron's loosey-goose stick, jabs with and drives a vicious straight right hand to the heart - big hurting' "OHHHH!" from Theron as she craters, staggering back to the ropes and Cat jumps on. Bell squaring away, bending side to side and pulling in lanky wallops ribs and head - Theron ramshackle as she covers up in stupor, standing way too erect and getting buffeted. Bell rough with her head and shoulders, butting her way out of desperate Charlize clinches, keeping the pressure on the blonde's ribcage to either side and coming up underneath with vicious left/right uppercuts to the jugs. Chunks of Theron's resistance being ripped away with every blow - blonde reeling, helpless to prevent or escape the carnage as BELL POURS IT ON! Cat feeling it, sensing the hurt in Charlize' body and just a-thumping away - driving lefts and rights - Theron tottering forward and CHARLIZE GOES DOWN! Theron gasping on all fours again - Bell straightening up flushed with effort as the ref pushes her back. Cat wading in to make sure she's got her weight on at the bell, pinning Theron to the ropes. Brunette breathes into wind-blasted blonde face "Legs're looking shabby Char. You're hurting." Rounds 2 and 3 some of the cruelest punching Cat Bell's ever done on Charlize Theron.

Round 4: Syren tells Cat in no uncertain terms - "Scrub her up." Theron throws a wrench in the simple plan - leggy along the perimeter, throwing lead rights off her waist, flickering jabs, sidestepping around hooks or right hands to keep Bell turning. Cat weaving, batting away jabs, trying to get back on that weeping torso, but she can't get her distance - Theron tapping her just enough to stay out of harm's way. Down the stretch, Cat finally hems Charlize against the ropes - blonde with dukes at her temples, elbows in, rotates her supple torso, making Cat miss over the top, picking Bell up in return with nifty little uppercuts with a little bobbing motion from the waist. Thick in the brunette's bulging jugs, hard on the chin, Bell gets a counter-punching clinic as Charlize fights brilliantly off the ropes to put her girl wobbly butt at the break.

 

Round 5: Theron hands down, leans right and left as she steps back, slipping Cat's jabs and right hands, then suddenly answers with an exquisitely timed left uppercut to the point of the chin. Cat's feet stumble up square, butt shoots back as she bends forward hands at her cheeks - Bell's shook up. Theron shifting to her front foot, leans in, reaches a hook in behind Cat's waist, shifts to her back foot to pull a tight hook across the face and steps to the right as Bell soaks it up. Cat walking her girl down, gathering Theron in with stiff double-jabs belly and head, then that clanging right cross that's been finding chin all night long. Theron wobbly to the ropes at the half way point, digging in, trying to palm up and bog down on Cat. Bell very effective with hard shoulder butts in the teeth, rough scalp scrubbing and brawny shoving - she's clears the grapple, gets constant work done to that golden brown ribcage and taut blonde belly. Bell finishing up with galloping lefts and rights to the jugs, standing up hard into the blows as Charlize goes mute with punishment. Cat bodying up after the bell to press Theron into the ropes - brunette imposing her will through 5.

 

Round 6: Theron's legs stiffening, eyes dim, face a battered wreck - it's all catching up with her as Bell continues to press the pace, attack the body and land scorching right crosses clean on the chin to cap combinations. Theron having moments when she lays in with Cat, girls head to head, picking each other up tight and clipped - Theron able to stick short uppercuts into the breasts and chin of her foe on occasion. Consistency belongs to Cat though - she's outworking Charlize, banging out the exchanges, coming forward. Another round finishes up with Cat muscling Charlize to the ropes and holding her down, waiting for the Ref to pull back on sweaty shoulder and enforce the break.

 

Round 7: Flat footed slogging - girls temple to temple, elbows in tight, bobbing at the waist to stuff home short shots belly, breasts and chin. Uppercuts and tight little hooks, punches carrying through with shoulder and elbow as the girls rub and scrub in close. Punch for punch it's Cat Bell - Theron just getting systematically ground down, wilting to the ropes, throwing less, suffering more. Down the stretch, Cat pressing in, leans out and pulls a biting hook across Charlize' face - Theron wobbly butt, tilting forward - Cat shoulders up and reefs hook to gut to draw a boozy groan from the blonde. Theron hurt and helpless yet again - Bell sets her hips and cranks - hooks tight to the belly, left shoulder/elbow prop, banging right hand on the mouth - repeat. Pounding barrage leaves Theron mute, sagging on the ropes at the bell - Cat stomping away, eyes hard and focused on the task at hand.

 

Round 8: Theron wilts to the ropes - crippled, legs shot - she earmuffs up, elbows in and starts that slow, supple torso roll to counter off the slip. Cat squaring away to work, clipping her shots, mixing it up head and body. Moment by moment - Cat Bell gets her head handed to her - it's the best counter punching of Charlize Theron's career, totally surprising Bell with the fluidity and accuracy. Bell constantly skidding or missing her shots, getting picked up clean in the jugs or teeth - Theron sloughing off to the side, rolling low, then coming up sharp again with gorgeous scoring blows. Cat backing out, then wading back in - she wants to stay on top, keep the pressure on, but Theron's just taking her apart. Attrition takes it's toll late - Bell starting to break down, reaching under Theron's arms to clinch and the blonde wraps her up, spins her muscular to the ropes and UNLEASHES HELL! Theron suddenly explosive, clouting 2 and 3 rising, whipping hooks, chopping down with hatchet right hands to the face - Bell shell-shocked, busting up. Walloping barrage becomes a massacre - Theron just swinging away, landing hard, drawing the elbow tip back sharp, landing with the other hand - beating Bell's face back and forth and CAT GOES DOWN! Bell battered to her left hip up against the ropes, lower lip split open, eyes dewy - she clambers strands to barely beat the count. At the bell Charlize bodying up hard, pinning her girl to ropes and forcing eye contact - Bell's head lolling badly on long neck.

 

Round 9: Charlize with wide, slinging hooks, straight hammer-shot right hands has Bell's head on a swivel and brunette's beaten to the ropes in early trade! Cat out on her feet, tilting forward, hands up around her cheeks as Charlize TEARS away with lanky fury. Bell just digging in and weathering the whip-lashing, then CAT STARTS TO ANSWER! Staggering, drunken slugging - Bell coming forward, pulling her fists into Charlize' wide open chin - Theron stepping back numb, facing into the blows, then CHARLIZE STARTS TO ANSWER! It's tortuous, hurting trade - both girls on the verge, legs jangly and stiff, hands coming from the waist as they topple and loll into each other, shoulder-off and load up. Slobber-knocker trade at the bell as the girls clout away to jaw - ref has to jump in as neither hears the break over the crowd's roar.

 

Round 10: Corners trying to whip their charges down the homestretch - both beauties beaten stupid at this point, barely responsive on their stools. Theron fresher at the bell, actually has a little bounce back in her step - she's able to touch Cat the jab, freezing and pre-empting the brunette. Theron sticking, easing left - Cat coming straight in, and Charlize lights her up a sudden right uppercut on the chin. Bell locking up on the spot, dazed - Charlize reloads, pumps a right off the belly, turns her torso into a clanging hook to turn Cat's head and Bell starts to baby step back with a blank look. Walking right hand across the mouth, slapping left - Charlize advancing with limber lumber, beating Bell steadily to the ropes. Theron palming up and steadying both herself and the opponent, propping Bell at the strands, then going to work. Deliberate right hands to the gut, just an artless, shoving blow to get Cat stiff with pain, followed by that slick, shoulder-turning hook - Cat fielding it clean, wilting into the ropes dreamy. All Charlize Theron and by the midway point, it's blonde coming for brunette's heart as CT seeks the KO. Savage final minute - Bell digging in, rolling hurt with punches - Charlize riding up hard with guard and palms, constantly stabilizing Cat then pounding away with driving, digging body shots and clubbing skull strokes. Fight ends with Charlize scoring gloriously - rhythmic wide left hooks, straight pulping right hands to the face, but Cat won't go. Comes back UD10 - CHARLIZE THERON!

 

After: Oh the damage done - both beauties beaten unrecognizable as both just took long hard turns having her way with the other tonight. Back and forth slugfest an early fight of the year contender and Charlize, bludgeoned as she is, can't contain woozy glee. She marches Cat around the ring for an extended walk of shame - parading her once with a guiding arm around the waist, then dropping behind Cat, forcing her to stagger with her hands above her head like a prisoner. Charlize backing Cat to a corner, touching Bell under the arms to keep 'em up, enjoying the sight of Bell struggling to keep her head upright, choking back sobs. If these two are friends of a sort outside of the ring as has been recently reported, it's a friendship not without it's little betrayals and petty hurts.

 

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