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4 January 2008 Jennifer Ellison vs Danielle Lloyd

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 6 months ago

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 1/4/2008, 11:09 pm

 

Before: “A right pasting Lloyd tells BLONDE! Magazine in a special “Resort Report” column showcasing the bout—both ladies in support of resptive fitness DVDs/ “That’s what I’ll give Jennifer. She’s an intolerable little Scouser who very definitely needs to be knocked out.” Ellison every bit as convinced Lloyd needs damage in return. “Danielle is an appalling little tart who really doesn’t rank with me. Have you seen her lately? It’s like she’s walking Yorkshire pudding—she’s absolutely rubbish. It’s a drubbing for her—richly deserved I might add.” Outdoor bout on the white sand of Le Meridien resort (Phuket, Thailand). Lloyd in pink bikini with ring connections jug and hip—extra wide pocketed cups to support her hulking jugs; scruffy beach-twist up do; white gloves. Jennifer bringing the house down with a black bikini with white polka dots (hater style top with plunging scoop front and wide cups—it’s real, you can see it on the net, and it defies description); white gloves; long blonde locks loose. Both girls squinting prettily in the sun—no ring.

 

During R1: Tentative close—Jennifer thrusting a pushy left jab into Danielle’s breasts; Lloyd baring her teeth, slapping her left wide to Jen’s mouth. Jennifer diligently pushing jab into Danielle—not really snapping it out—but Lloyd being driven back. Ellison leans into a slapping overhand right, punching Danielle on the face: Lloyd turning to her right. Action heating up as both girls catch clout, get angry—big blonde breasts a-heaving as willing tyros load up, belt away,  stumbling into and away from each other. Panting breaths; little whimpers and grunts of effort as the girls stamp-n’jiggle about. Jennifer the more willful beauty—taking a good pasting to her face and jugs, but trudging through it and giving Lloyd a buffeting in return.

 

R2: Ellison with a cute little scowl as she stalks Danielle: Lloyd a little weepy, a little uncertain. Jennifer often amateurish—pushing her punches, swinging ridiculously wide at times, keeping her hands too low and catching needless punishment to her face. She’s braver than Danielle howev3er, more resolute—even when punched sideways by a lusty Lloyd right—Ellison able to stagger, regroup and brawl forward. Down the stretch, Jen’s got a knack for extending the left and slapping hooks thick-n’-beefy to Lloyd’s ribs and breast. Fat, smacking wallop buckles Dani’s knees, has her blurting in pain, and woozy at the bell.

 

R3: Girls collide, throwing hands at each other Ellison’s head rocks back from Lloyd’s shoving left, but Jen’s able to land her right as well, clobbering Dani in return. Stumbling, free-swinging slugfest—Lloyd firming, landing wide punches loud to Jennifer’s tanned midsection and gigantic melons, beating shouts of pain from Jennifer. But Ellison’s coming forward—being tuff and stubborn—even when she’s awkwardly pushing punches or simply falling in with Lloyd, Jennifer’s got bad intentions. Lloyd with a bad habit of turning away—even turning her back to avoid clout: Jennifer looking much more aggressive as a result. Ellison willing to face into punches and swing away: Danielle not as combative—that’s the big difference.

 

R4: Ellison backing Danielle up all around the beach—Lloyd stumbling, turning away, getting walked down—she’s fighting scared. Jennifer increasingly ambitious—baring her teeth while throwing hot right crosses at Dani’s chin—Ellison dangling her left hand as she leans it in. Jennifer’s most effective punch is that swinging/slapping hook to the body and its: it’s landing with heft, sounding out CHUP! CHUP! As it takes Lloyd I her torso. Danielle sobbing, soaking up the spank and backing away. Down the stretch, Lloyd’s able to drift Jen a lucky right hand to chin—rocking Ellison’s head back and nearly dropping her. Encouraged, Lloyd stands her ground, swishes away with teeth bared—jugs just a-sloshing as she brushes her fists side to side. Ellison swabbed to jug and face, buffetted off balance, but again—she faces into Danielle’s work and answers. Ellison’s right hand starts to hand—sometimes pushy, sometimes with real effect, loosening Lloyd’s legs. Bell sounds: Jennifer hooks Dani’s body again that thick, slapping clout: Lloyd shouts in pain, hugging her ribs as ref pushes Jennifer back.

 

R4: Jen wades in—shoving the right in over Dani’s extended arms, swinging the left high to scalp. Lloyd trying to push Danielle in her chest to keep her off, but Ellison pouring it forward. Jen starting to get some body lean into her overhand rights—now pounding properly against Lloyd’s shoulder and skull, bashing the other blonde off balance, Lloyd, stumbling, crying—but still throwing buxom leather. Daniel lefts a mayday right into Jennifer’s tummy while absorbing an Ellison right fat to jugs: Jen puts left hook on top, swiveling Danielle’s head. Lloyd tottering back on her heels: Jennifer hops forward plunging a playground swinging right hand to the pit of Dani’s belly: Lloyd shouts, hugs her gut, doubles over picturesque as Ellison stands up straight, twisting to pull hooks into Dani’s right flank. Lloyd breaking down—wobbling to the left, now pushing at Jennifer’s onrushing tits again: Ellison seething, wading in with swinging lefts and rights, tick-tocking Danielle’s face side to side. Walking barrage beats Danielle straight back—she tumbles over her own feet, sprawling in sand, blubbering and sniveling, Ellison bellowing—“GET UP!” dukes at her hips—she’s poised to  just hop in, twist side to side and pull wide blonde wallop over her discouraged foe. That;s enough for Lloyd—she’s sitting up in sand, pulling her gloves off, crying as ref counts her out. KO4—Jennifer Ellison.

 

After: Not always textbook or efficient, but Jennifer very aggressive and hardhearted—she bullies an outgunned Danielle Lloyd, clearly separating herself in this battle of british tyros. Ellison berating Lloyd for a quitter, strutting the sand with a marvelous frown—Jennifer a wonderful sight when her blood is up and she’s put her girl down. “I’ll fight any of these Yanks,” Ellison tells BLONDE! Magazine in the aftermath. “From Pam and Paris to Carmella—I don’t care who they or who they THINK they are. My manager has always wanted to put together an “Atomic Kittens” vs Pussycat Doll” fight—so it’s Nicole Scherzinger’s butt I’d be kicking. I’d fight Kelly Brook anytime, anywhere—I don’t care how big she comes in—I’ll paste her AND her disappointing breasts. Lucy Pinder’s a fat little troll who I would love to trounce—really the list is endless. I just love to fight and I’ll fight anyone—I really don’t care.”

 

Reposted by Archer 9/7/09.

 

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