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4 June 2004 Kate Beckinsale vs Charlize Theron (I)

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Charlize Theron vs. Kate Beckinsale (I) by simguy 6-4-04

 

Charlize beaming at the delicious blonde/brunette tussle on deck - clearly appreciative of Beckinsale's steamy good looks. Zeta Jones said to be livid at the KruZher bait-and-switch. "Well you know," says tongue in cheek Charlize, "I consulted my magic mirror for this fight. I said, 'mirror mirror on the all, who's the fairest brunette of all?' and I was EXPECTING Zeta Jones' face to come up, but guess what? Katie came into view and it was obvious she's left Catherine in the dust. Kate's this year's CZJ and I can't wait to tuck in!"

 

Beckinsale coming off a tough set back, really suffering at the fists of Vicki Pratt - questionable call to come off a beating with Theron. "I leapt at the chance," Kate tells reporters, "no dithering whatsoever - beating Charlize puts me right back in the thick. Pratt is a fine, very underated fighter, and I'm sure we'll meet again, but I can erase that loss with a decisive victory over this pricey blonde."

 

Beckinsale in Diet Coke ad bikini (see Aristide post for reference, predominantly black, with sporty white waistband) - Charlize in cream bikini.

 

Rd 1: Beckinsale well schooled, sailing into Charlize with scorching crisscrossed lefts and rights, pounding away to puppy and driving blonde ropeside. Theron wide eyed, clinching for the break - she walks to her left, trying to regroup...and Kate hounds her again, thumping the lungs, stampeding blonde to the ropes. Theron clinching head and arm, getting the break, then bewildered as Kate hurtles in, punching tight out of a raised guard, moving her head and attacking straight to the chest. From the midway point, Theron fighting off the ropes, tugging down on Kate's head, tieing her up, trying to lick counter-uppercuts in. Beckinsale working hard to the bell, bending at the waist, gloves at her temples, dropping tidy hammer-type blows onto Theron's face and collar bone at the bell.

 

Rd 2: Charlize surprised again by the ferocity and jagged delivery of Beckinsale - brunette pinging in straight lead rights off the face, angular lefts jutting 45 degrees into the air after caroming off chin, backing Theron up. Charlize driven to the ropes then worked on - Beckinsale punching in straight combinations, then bending low, rolling her torso to make Theron miss over top, then it's back to business. Charlize able to clinch and hold - she's the stronger vixen - but she's having trouble with the tempo and sheer audacity of her opponent. At one point - Beckinsale bounces a three punch tic-tac-toe combo off the face, startling Charlize, drawing a huge roar from the crowd - Theron instantly hanging on for a break.

 

Rd 3: More Beckinsale pouring herself at Theron, chewing up blonde all around the ring. Charlize's legs holding up to the punching, but she's staggering under the pressure, spilling along the ropes, then trying to gather herself to punch. Kate stepping with and touching Charlize up - very busy, but never wild - cold dark eyes intense as she rings blonde goddess up with non-stop cluster punching. Down the stretch - Theron turns to her right to lay against the ropes. Beckinsale going to town on that golden waist - Charlize uncoils and slides a gorgeous slinging right off the ropes - KATIE'S HURT! Beckinsale never sees it, gets clocked flush - her own right sails weak as her legs corkscrew and almost give way. Charlize stepping off the ropes and carrying a murderous right hand flat to Kate's gut - brunette lurches forward, sobbing out as she's cuddled up, then muscled into the ropes. Theron getting big - bodying up to make Beckinsale feel the weight, then tucking in rights and lefts, wearing out the sleek brunette chassis to the bell. Big, lusty smile Charlize as she steps back - Beckinsale doubled forward, grimacing in shock - Theron turning the tide with power in the third.

 

Rd 4: Charlize gets caught an insolent right hand over a lazy jab, steps back, gets caught a swinging hook on her lips, thinks she's out of range and Katie nails another lunging right on the head to topple big blonde to the ropes. Beckinsale hurtling in, setting up on Theron's chest - second wind has the brunette in control. Beckinsale fighting inside Theron's reach, keeping elbows and hands in, laying her face on Charlize' chest to work the belly blind, then coming off body to smash looping lefts and rights up top. Theron outraged, but being savaged - her only recourse is to tie up, snuggle her girl for breaks. Beckinsale showing tremendous reserves - ref pushes her back, she wades back in, bringing constant brunette donnybrook. Bell to bell Kate - fighting heroically off Theron's chest, shaking off big blonde sock.

 

Rd 5: Kate energetic - bringing the fight to Theron - blonde on her heels, perplexed expression. Beckinsale scooting close, hands at her temples, then rotating her torso - always moving her head. Charlize can't find Kate with jabs or right hands, and when blonde backs up to get room, Kate steps-with. Beckinsale accuracy high because she's thrusting straight punches to the chest to ensure initial contact, doubling up right hands, bending down as she hacks her hook across Charlize' face. Theron taking any individual blow well, but the accumulation starting to get to her - she's not holding her ground, she's clinching and complaining to the ref - Charlize obviously cranky from the body shots. Disturbing chants of "Fin-ish-Her! Fin-ish-Her!" accompanying the longer Beckinsale scouring sequences - a few trouble-makers apparently enjoying Theron's plight and joining in the fun. At the bell, frazzled Charlize hot and bothered at the ropes - and Kate dips in from the left, depositing her elbow into unprotected blonde midsection! Shout of shock and outrage from Charlize as she cramps up - Kate too pleased with herself as she struts back to her corner, shaking out that tawny brunette mane.

 

R6: Charlize in a dog fight and she knows it - serious expression as she strides out of her corner...and gets punched in the face. Theron's head swatted to the side - she's toppling backward, getting pelted - Beckinsale chopping to the head and forcing Theron to the ropes again. Kate squirming in close, using her palms on Charlize' shoulders and arms to open her up, then attacking the torso with everything in the arsenal. Clever head butts to the clavicle and upperchest ("Fin-ish-Her!). Ringing elbows and forearms off tightly thrown punches (Fin-ish-Her!). Brisk shoe shine to the chest and when she really wants to score: Kate with a nice little shoulder bump, gets room and leverage for snatching hooks to the waist that have Theron reaching to hang on (Fin-ish-Her! Fin-ish-Her!). Charlize trying to slug back, but Kate doing a nice job crowding, nullifying Theron's reach, fighting off blonde's chest. Bell sounds - Kate's still scrubbing, finishing up with swishy side to side knuckle drag on Theron's tender titties: Charlize open mouthed, visibly discouraged at the jugging AND the taunting crowd. Theron bitterly whining to the ref as she slouches to her corner - those were late punches, guy.

 

R7: Theron cramped, grimacing, uncomfortable - Katie's got her moving backwards again and fighting desperately off the ropes. Charlize dug in, bending forward to get her head and shoulder on Beckinsale, lugging punches up underneath to work flat brunette gut. Beckinsale still with the high guard gives away her tummy, but she's scoring to the head and shoulders of Charlize, getting the blonde to straighten and lean back so brunette can get at the goods downstairs. Raw back and forth - Charlize constantly trying to get low, lever her shoulder in and stroke her foe amidships - Katie putting brisk combinations together, just shelling the target until Theron leans away for a respite, then pouring into the body. Down the stretch, Charlize clinching, howling in protest as Kate's a little too rough with her head inside. Beckinsale unmoved, expertly throws her shoulder at Theron's mouth, loosening up the clinch, getting a little room for a short-arm hook to chin, doubling it up and THERON'S HURT! Deafening shouted chorus from the crowd "FIN-ISH-HER! FIN-ISH-HER!" Charlize swooning at the ropes, palms plaintive at Kate's shoulders, but no longer controlling her and BECKINSALE SWINGS AWAY! Kate face-spanking Charlize something terrible - lefts and rights batting Theron's skull side to side - Char just leaning back and shipping shellack AND THE REF STEPS IN! Good Lord - TKO7 Kate Beckinsale!

 

After: Immediate protest from Charlize who's legs never seemed on the verge of going - but this stoppage was constructed as much in Theron's mind as it was her body. Kate's constant, scrubbing, pelting pressure - worrying at Charlize, smothering her - it's been a long time since somebody got into Theron's trunks like this. Kate resplendent in victory, strutting prettily, taking long, brazen glances at the KruZher corner as Charlize' ruffled ego is soothed. Beckinsale joins the rarified air shared by those who have bested Cat Bell and Charlize Theron nearly back-to-back and make no mistake: Kate knows it, plays it in the days and weeks to come.

 

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