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4 Oct 2003 Laetitia Casta vs Cameron Diaz (III)

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Posted by simguy on 10/4/2003, 10:38 am,


Before: Casta returning to big time boxing after a couple of splendid tune ups - French woman looks rested, fit - ready to wreak havoc. Cameron with the best footwork in boxing and those dizzying combinations has always been something of a challenge for the stalking brunette - keys for Laetitia will be to cut down the ring, work Diaz' willowy body to break her down.

 

Diaz in...Laetitia in royal blue bikini, white fleur de lis print.

 

During R1: Cam's legs dictating terms. Diaz leaning to her left, dancing around her girl, hands at the waist, bouncing in and out with that Ali-esque rhythm. Casta turning, hands up, looking to stand in the pocket and fit hard right hands to Cameron's sternum and chest. Diaz backhanding that jab, darting and flicking it at Laetitia's eyes, occasionally swatting a wide hook as she dances around Casta's right flank. Cam boxes for points - Casta patient, biding her time.

 

R2: Diaz so leggy, constant dancing, bouncing cadence as she circles clockwise. Casta not cutting off the ring - she's crouching, bringing her hands up to her eyebrows, moving her head side to side, but she's not looking comfortable in there. Diaz just reaching that licking backhand jab in over and over - well out of range. Down the stretch, Cam steps in and rifles a straight right between Laetitia's eyes, slamming the French girl's head back and driving her stomping back on her heels a few steps. Diaz all smiles at the bell - Casta blinking, shook up by the accurate poke.

 

R3: Diaz lands that drilling right again, just plowing it straight between the eyes and putting Casta wobbly butt, but French woman soaks it up, comes back to have her most productive round. Casta jabbing with Diaz just to disrupt her, throwing the right hard to the body and looking to mop up hooks as Cam leans straight back. Diaz' round as judges kowtow to the powershot, but Casta taking a great punch, coming forward, still looking fresh.

 

R4: Diaz' legs tossing a blanket over Laetitia - French girl just bedazzled by blonde's footwork - Casta turning, fidgetting, unable to really pull the trigger. Cameron doing what she wants - she's getting those wide cuffing hooks as she swings around Casta's right side, she's peppering Laetitia the jab, patiently busting up those beautiful eyes, and she's dropping in chopping, vicious right hands flush on the face. Casta staggered once again but a slicing right on her cheek, but shaking it off - Diaz precision power dazing Laetitia, but not dropping her through 4.

 

R5: Shutout Cameron Diaz. Leggy dance and slash continues - Diaz flicking away with her jab so pretty - Casta's brows visibly swelling, face getting puffy from the constant spank. Diaz warned for backhanding her stick and using the open glove, but she's unrepentant, snapping it out there and getting harsh crack off Laetitia's face. Diaz holsters the right this round, just gobbling up clock with her legs, punishing Casta at long range.

 

R6: Casta with the odd spot this round - bending in to hammer a right hand off Diaz' torso, but Cameron in complete tactical control thus far. Diaz darting in off an angle, jitterbug head-movement to slip punches, then placing her right hand: upwards onto Casta's chin; straight between the eyes; slicing across the cheek. When she bounces out, Diaz smiles wide, hands at her waist, palms up, arms loose. Casta sulking, turning, being outclassed - she just doesn't have any answers as Cam carries the no-hitter into the sixth.

 

R7: Diaz carving into Laetitia with a slashing series of lefts and rights - Casta backing up, blocking, but finally getting SMOKED a hard right hand on the teeth - Laetitia stumbles into the ropes ramshackle. Diaz stepping-to and releasing her hands in slashing combinations - chopping right hands, rising, open palm hooks just tearing away at the overwhelmed brunette. Casta cut, bleeding over her left eye, but refusing to go down - Diaz eventually relents, bops it back to midring to reset. Rest of the round less eventful - more pretty boxing from Diaz as she tarts Casta up with meanspirited jabs, snakes-tongue straight right hands from outside.

 

R8: Diaz often accused of carrying opponents, of not going at them when they're hurt to get them out of there - but she answers those critics in the 8th. One of the worst rounds of Laetitia's distinguished career, but also one of her bravest - she's battered to the brink of stoppage as Diaz comes out to do harm. From the end of the first minute on, it's Casta wilting along the ropes - Diaz stepping with her and laying on the lash. Cameron so accurate, so spiteful - double and triple catspaw hooks whacking against brunette ear and jaw, slashing right hands pounding off the face, sitting Casta hurt in the ropes - it's a terrible sight. By the end, Diaz isn't honoring Casta's punch at all - French woman reeling horribly, hands crossed against her body as she leans forward - Cameron lathering away with bandy-armed licks, stepping back and picking Casta up with rising lefts and rights. FINALLY Laetitia droops to all fours, cut in the mouth, bleeding from the nose - she's a mess, forlorn as Diaz lifts her mitts and struuuuuts it up happy.

 

R9: Another Diaz shutout. She's flat footed now, able to slide out of range when she wants, just taking her time. Casta wobbly butt, horribly busted up but willing herself on - she's a grotesque parody of the beautiful brunette who began the match. Cameron stepping left, spearing the jab, feinting, then dropping in hesitation rights with wet, brutal impacts. Casta just fielding blows off her face, trudging forward numb: she's not even feeling the pain any more. Cameron helping herself to a healthy chunk of French buttock to send Casta back to her corner in style - blonde carving out a classic through 9.

 

R10: CASTA SHOWS UP! Laetitia finally gets things done as Diaz looks a little fatigued. Casta able to jab with Diaz and ruin that mesmerizing rhythm somewhat. Midring, Casta driving to the body blunt, shocking right hands, then turn over a clouting hook - Diaz backing straight up, ships shots on her chin as she leans away hands down. Latter half the round, Diaz lolling ropeside, hands up at her temples - waving Casta in, clowning a little as she blocks and rope-a-dopes. Casta pounding the waist with dutiful lefts and rights. Diaz cupping her hands around Laetitia's ears, pulling her forward, occasionally clipping her with meaningless little uppercuts while holding. Casta breaks up the 10-0 rout in the final heat, but it comes back wide, UD10 Cameron Diaz.

 

After: Diaz dazzling in victory - the smile, that long, lean body all vibrating with victory - she kisses Timberlake, carries on in celebration after handing out a consummate boxing beating to one of her most persistent rivals. Casta downcast as her gloves are removed - face is a car-wreck, but she's essentially unhurt, taking everything Diaz could give her, just unable to get anything going herself.

 

"Woo, I whipped me a French girl tonight, didn't I?" Diaz gloats on camera. "Look at her face! I carved her up. She'd make a top 10 ugly bust-ups list EASY tonight - just LOOK at her!"

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