Posted by simguy on 10/4/2003, 10:36 am.

Before: McCarthy babying herself back into form - in with oft-battered Kelly Brook in an attempt to get past the awful nightmare of the showdown with Neve Campbell. Jenny physically in great shape, but pundits wonder about the fall-out from such a high-stakes loss to a hated rival. Jenny not enjoying any appreciable size advantage in this one - both girl probably fighting over 120 after making the bantam limit. Brook with a fair amount of sparring a decent camp for a change - she’s a big underdog, but trying her best to be a live one, hoping to catch Jenny moping. Jenny in black bikini, Kelly in black twist tied halter with gold "K" embroidered above the left breast, paisley trunks.

During R1: Jenny and Kelly walk to each other, bump guards and get to crowd-pleasing business. Lusty, heavy-handed body shots both ways as the girls take turns punching out of the guard. Kelly wide and walloping when she goes to the head - it’s her undoing as Jenny remains compact, placing her shots with some precision - Mac with a brawler’s heart but a boxer’s sensibility starts to take advantage. Down the stretch, Jenny dips under a Brook right, digs her own right firm to paunch, crowds in close to shoulder-bump brunette back and lights her up proper the jolting right uppercut on the chin. Brook stomping on her heels wide eyed to the ropes - she covers up shabby as Jenny rimps on in. MCCARTHY GOES JUG! Jenny Mac just a-POUNDING away at those hulking sacks of Kelly, palming shoulder and driving into rack with full-bodied, short rips as Brit slumps stupid in the ropes, bell sounds, Jenny’s not done - she treats Kelly to a clout on the chops late as the ref jumps in.

R2: Jenny stepping up and taunting Brook as Kelly swings away. Blonde evading punches, using a little leg, boxing in the first minute just to outclass her brunette. Then it’s the old Jenny - stepping in close to carry the right hand hard to pit-o-the-belly, bodying Kelly back and cracking skull with a chasing right as brunette falters. All McCarthy down the stretch and she wants those jugs! Jenny pulling and palming at Kelly’s desperate defenses, tugging down the arms and raiding the treasure as Brook sobs in shock. Bell sounds: Jenny’s still pleasuring herself at Kelly’s expenses - blonde all raunchy laughter as ref hauls her off - Kelly shrieking about Jenny’s harsh treatment like it’s a foul to work a girl’s top!

R3: Jenny partying it up - she’s in complete control and toying with her foe. Stomp-feinting just to get a flinch - Jenny grins, bangs the hesitation right off the guard as Kelly poses for the punch. Jenny circling to her right, shouldering out a pawing jab, then driving righty straight into the ribs - she knows Kelly doesn’t like it in the body. Brook wincing, biting on feints - she’s a confused beauty who’s getting her head handed to her and both girls know it. Midway through, Jenny lands a crashing overhand right upside the head on Kelly - Brook’s legs give way - she staggers to ropes to support herself and HERE COMES JENNY! Mac romping to rack with unspeakable delight - appalling work being done on that heavy halter top of Kelly’s as Mac stands up in the stirrups and CHUGS! Brook trying to push Jenny’s shoulders back - British girl all weepy and plaintive - she’s being ransacked by a plundering, heartless blonde girl tonight.

R4: Jenny marauding forward, taunting "I’m lovin’ the jugs baby!" Brook shying away all worried, hands at her chest as she digs in. Mac pounding away wide into the shoulders, looking to beat that guard down and KELLY CRACKS A COUNTER-RIGHT! Short, chopping shot in between Jenny’s lusty swings - Mac completely undone, faltering face first to the ropes as Kelly steps to the right, then BROOK TAKES OVER! Kelly palming the girl upright, then drifting a hard right across the face - Brook falls in with the shot, Jenny drapes her left arm weak across brunette back, then Kelly pushes McCarthy back, limp, upright against the ropes. KELLY GOES JUG - Brook PLOWING away to rack with a vengeance - brunette’s lips peeled back, teeth bared as she pounds away on Jenny’s bulging orbs. Blonde slack in the ropes, shipping hurt, head lolling weakly - she’s helpless and the REF STEPS IN! Good Lord - TKO4 Kelly Brook!!!

After: Jenny dazed, bawling KO’d tears as she unravels in the ring - first Neve, now one of the upsets of the year has the blonde bombshell reeling. Gets worse when the tawdry Brit treats herself to a walk at Jenny’s expense: blonde blubbering, held fast around the waist in Kelly’s left arm - Brit waving and pointing at Jenny’s tits with pride - she’s treating Jenny like some no-name page 3 girl for God’s sake. "It was my fierce punching what done it to Jenny," proclaims Brook in postfight, a little puffy, but glorying in the win. "At the end of the day, I have the heart of a lioness and she simply couldn’t last against me. I had ample time to train for this fight, good sparring, I made weight with weeks to spare - I’ve said all along that with proper preparation I could take my place amongst the very best." Sun headline the next day: "Well Done Kelly!" - tasteless picture of the post fight walk and Brook’s smiling face, cheery wave on the front page.

Reposted by Archer 12.12.09.