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5 Dec 1999 Jenna Jameson vs Charlize Theron

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Charlize Theron vs. Jenna Jameson 05-Dec-1999 (By Request)

 

Jameson not well known in mainstream celeb circles, but a respected slugger on the nightclub circuit. Jenna reportedly working with Gena Lee Nolin in preparation for what amounts to a keep-busy fight for Charlize - Theron camp calling Jameson a 'few rounds of work' during pre-fight commentary.

 

Jameson in teal jogbra, pink thong; Charlize in white string bikini.

 

Round 1: Jenna brawling early in the usual stripper style - GETS AFTER CHARLIZE' PERT BREASTS with clubbing, rising lefts and rights from the waist. Charlize trading through two minutes, steps to the side and boxes for points the rest of the way as she takes Jenna's measure this round.

 

 

Rounds 2-5: Charlize opens the second with a shattering one-two, dropping the straight right hard on the point of Jenna's chin to send the curly headed blonde reeling back to the ropes. From then on it's all Charlize as she racks up shutouts in the second, third and fourth, punishing Jenna with a slick display of power boxing. Theron staying outside, showcasing her jab against Jenna's face, pounding Jameson's left eye shut, and pot-shotting with right crosses, finishing off combinations with wide left hooks on the jaw. Jameson game, but outclassed, wobbles forward in these rounds only to get taken apart.

 

Round 6: Charlize stepping up to finish the show, spends the opening minutes hopping to the side of Jameson to whip with hooks and rights hands to the blonde's tight midsection. Jameson breathing hard, dropping her guard, and Theron able to light her up with crisp right crosses on the teeth in the final minute. Jameson bloodied, defense ragged, gets banged back to the ropes as Charlize feeds her one-twos to the bell. Jenna survives the storm, but is shaky legged going back to her corner.

 

Round 7: Fight becomes a beating as Charlize walks through her battered opponent, hands low and relaxed, squaring up to bounce heartbreaking left hands off her girl's sternum or chop withering rights across Jameson's jaw. By the final minute, Charlize is bullying the dazed opponent around the ring, standing right in front and hitting her with leisurely bombs to the jaw and chopping up her cleavage. Jameson forced to clinch at the end or go down as her legs tremble out of control.

 

Round 8: Theron stalking her foe once again, squaring up, shooting the one two up the middle, then rolling her shoulders inside to bounce punches off Jenna's brown midriff. Jameson on her heels, lifts a DESPERATION LEFT INTO CHARLIZE BRA STARTLES HER - a looping sidearm right to the ear and CHARLIZE IS HURT! Theron staggering momentarily, covers up as Jameson cudgels away with hungry lefts and rights. In the final minute, with Charlize behind a tight guard, Jameson steps to the right, rips the right uppercut between the mitts that sends Theron toppling backwards to the ropes. Stunned, hurting Charlize trades desperately at the bell, but is wide open as Jenna savages with looping lefts and rights across the face. Bell sounds, but Jameson won't quit, landing another SPANKING ONE-TWO ACROSS A DAZED CHARLIZE' BREASTS before the ref. jumps in.

 

Round 9: Both girls coming out flat footed, hooded eyes, fists low, and each looks to wear the other out with sumptuous wide body shots from medium distance. Fists spank loudly off taut bodies as the girls stagger around one another until Charlize dips a shoulder, slips the right hand and comes up with a biting left hook off Jenna's face to stun Jameson. Jenna fumbling backwards, brings desperate lefts and rights up off her hips as Theron walks her down, and a wild melee of blows sees Jameson score with another whipping right hand around Theron's loose guard. Charlize stumbles in to clinch, and Jameson pulls the champ’s head down and SCRUBS AWAY WITH RIGHTS ACROSS THE BREASTS DRIVING CHARLIZE TO HER HANDS AND KNEES at the bell. Grueling round to Jameson, as Charlize breathes deep and arches her back in her corner.

 

Round 10 Jameson out crudely, sawing wide right hands at Charlize and slugging Theron into a sideways stumble. Charlize with her guard high, bobs underneath the right hands, coming back with short, bouncing left hands off Jenna's taut midriff, and midway through the round, Jameson looks to be hurt. Theron stepping up the pace, hooks her hard to the midsection, gives Jenna the left forearm shove, then comes over the top with a crushing right hand to snap back Jenna's head. Jameson goes limp, crashes to her back, eyes all a flutter as she will not beat the count. Big late rounds KO for Charlize Theron.

 

Unexpected fireworks at the end complicate what began as a Charlize sparring session. THERON'S CONTINUING SUSCEPTIBILITY TO RIGHT HANDS AFTER SACK WORK SHOWS UP AGAIN as Jameson - a competent club fighter - almost got the job done. Satisfying KO papers over an otherwise alarming loss of concentration in what could have been an humiliating upset had it gone the other way

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