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5 December 1999 Celine Dion vs Dani Fishel

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 2 months ago

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Posted by Simguy on Sunday, 05-Dec-1999 13:42:39

Before: Dani ventures to Celine’s backyard for this fight in Quebec City, American opponent playing “O Canada” for her ring entrance brings a cascade of boos, and Dion non-plussed by the showmanship refuses to touch gloves during instructions. Dion in sequined, glittery white push up bodice and panties, hair slicked back. Dani in powder blue sports bra, grey cotton stretch shorts.

R1: Furious opening round sees Dani rush in to bash fists against Celine’s bony ribcage, but the singer shows a little ring generalship, pulling Dani’s head down to step out to the side, and sweep down with shoe shining lefts and rights, Midway through the round, a lancing right hand slices down across Dani’s face, opening up that left eyebrow and Celine immediately clinches, rubbing Dani’s face across the gem encrusted bodice to further widen the gash. All Celine down the stretch as poor Dani  reels from the atrocity, fielding hard straight lefts and rights from outside to the bell.

R2,3,4: Dani extracts her revenge with a punishing 2-fisted assault on Celine’s ribcage, hammering away as if to splinter the singer’s slender torso. Dion clubbed all around the ring, tries to clinch, but Fishel too strong, slugs her way free and bludgeons with heartless determination as Celine covers up.

R5,6: Fishel now in total control, pounding Dion’s waistline with savage, Fraziereque left hooks, and working upstairs with short, right hands to the ear or uppercuts between Dion’s panic-stricken guard. Dani doubling and tripling with curling right hands in tight, bashes away at tummy and jaw with brutal effectiveness as Celine seems helpless to counter.

R7: Dani manages to capitalize as Dani takes a round off, Chasing Dani onto her heels with lead right hands, Dion squares up and punches side to side, lashing at the shorter woman with wide blows, and connecting clean as Dani bobs up and down. In the final  minute, Fishel moves right into a hard left hook to the face, leaving her momentarily wobbly butt, and vulnerable to a flashy closing flurry from Dion at the bell.

R8: Dani resumes control, but Dion able to clinch, rub with her top against Dani’s face to open that cut once again. Fishel furious at the treatment, pounds away to the body, but Dion to her credit, soaks it up in good shape.

R9: Dani’s wearisome attack finally seems to have Dion on the verge of collapse. Celine fades to the ropes and seems helpless as she bends forward, soaking up vicious right uppercuts to her body and sweeping left hooks on her jaw as Dani works inside. Celine beaten senseless this round, shakily takes a seat in her corner after the bell.

R10: Dani out with authority, billies Celine to the ropes, and once again beats her opponent into a glassy-eyed stupor with bruising right hands up underneath, and swiping hooks around the guard upstairs. Dani in her element, using a brawny shoulder to heave the exhausted singer back against the ropes in between beatings, dominates bell to bell. Dion does well to last the distance, but she’s very much the loser at the end as she collapses in her corner from oxygen debt. Fishel with a one-sided decision.

After: Judging surprisingly fair, sees Dani win 8 rounds despite wildly pro-Celine crowd. Dion effective early with sharp punching and gooning in close, but simply not strong enough or solid enough to stand and slug it out with the Feisty One.

Reposted by Archer 1/25/11.

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