Posted by simguy on 6/5/2010, 8:25 am

BEFORE: "The truth is," Charisma confides in prefight, "I never considered Jeri one of the 'big 3' with Bell and Theron. Actually, I mostly remember Jeri taking some truly epic beatings from Cat. Like a lot of punchers, Jeri's very vulnerable: if it doesn't come easy for her, she doesn't have the will to hang in and work for it. That's pretty much what I do to girls - make them work, so... probably going to be a long night for Jeri Ryan!" Ryan nonplussed: she recalls her own legacy somewhat differently. "It's not smart to bring up Catherine Bell's name when you're heading into a fight with me," Jeri warns at podium, "just so you know. As for Theron - she's on record as saying she feared me more than any other fighter, so I guess I was doing SOMETHING right back then. Let's talk about Charisma's so-called career for a moment. Can anyone recall ANY of her fights? At least I HAD epic moments - what were Carpenter's highlights? All I can recall is a legendary losing streak that most of us had a good time mocking Charisma for at the time. THAT was memorable, but the rest of it... Well - fear not: I'm gonna put CC on the map big time. We're ALL going to remember what I do to her in this one." Charisma in black velvet bikini with ring connections; black gloves; hair long/tangly/loose. Jeri in leopard print push up  - sturdy black felt bottoms with a slight retro look to them; black gloves; shiny blonde hair loose/straight.

During R1: Jeri shows V front - elbows collected beneath her breasts: she's stepping to Charisma strong, looking to block on the V, then chop-thrust back hammer-drop jabs. Carpenter testing out the guard - ringing Jeri's biceps up right/left - then scooting back from the pounding receipt-jab. CC flat-footed, creep-stepping... she's prowling to either side, turning Jeri, feinting her: Ryan biting on nothing, just advancing with battleship confidence - locating Charisma via the jab, then looking to lean in for left uppercut chasers. Ryan systematic - sectioning off the ring, walking Carpenter steadily down: CC dipping/rolling her torso, slipping shots. Down the stretch, bashing jab finally catches Carpenter flush to face, startling her: short, jolting right erupts off Jeri's shoulder, cracking onto chin and CARPENTER GOES DOWN! Just like that: Jeri with that compact, lethal right shows Charisma the canvas at the bell. Cat Bell doing special commentary for The MILF Channel says: "Charisma's got to be wary at all times... Jeri touches you that left hand, gets you used to it, then BAM! The right shows up and suddenly you're fighting off a 10 count!"

R2: Whack-whack right/left snatches waist on Ryan, bunching her up behind the V guard. Left uppercut splits the mitts, picking Jeri's face up in shock; swift hook turns over to jaw, toggling blonde head. Jeri blinking, stumbling back over her heels: Carpenter stepping-with - flashing the right straight to tummy; hopping in close to tuck a short left hook to ear. Ryan hits ropes in a fog: Carpenter back to the waist right/left... ducks to her left to slip under Jeri's hurried right...back up top via tidy palm-down hook, landing flush to chin. JERI'S ROCKED! Ryan swaying glassy-eyed against ropes: Charis back to the waistline right/left - crisp, snatching whacks slumping Ryan breathless to ropes. Left uppercut pick up blonde face, loosening up the guard; short right cross penetrates - pasting Jeri's head back, buzzing long blonde legs. CARPENTER WANTS RACK! Charisma unleashing - compact brunette in close, hustling her mitts onto full blonde jug: hup-hup criss-cross pasting pancakes those mouthwatering melons, leaving Ryan spellbound. Jeri laying on ropes, mouth open, eyes staring: Charisma cleans up jug with a last stamping burst, then hooks that gut, hooks that gut - pitching Jeri forward "GUH-H!" CC reaching in, chest-stacking Jeri back up against ropes: Ryan's head lolling, arms limp as CC props her. Left hook off the right leg; right cross off the left leg: Jeri's head bobbling, hands dropping. Charisma SO intense: face feral as she pushes into Jeri to stack, then leans in close to drift the short right through to face. Another right hand - CC getting it while propping Jeri up with a left hand in the chest: Ryan sponging - head lolling on limp neck and THE REF STEPS IN! TKO2 in bashing fashion - Charisma Carpenter.

After: Ryan pulverized - jug mugged and chin-checked into stupor: ref has to pull a seething Charisma Carpenter off her foe. Cat Bell trying to stay objective for The MILF Channel... but hard to deny the satisfied glint in her eyes as she speaks. "You know... Charisma's a great fighter and she took it to Jeri tonight. Ryan's a little shot from what I can see - just not taking a punch the way she used to. I can't help but feel partially responsible for that - but kudos to Charisma: I may have dug the hole, but CC pushed Jeri into it tonight!"