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5 June 2010 Sarah Michelle Gellar vs Eva Longoria

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Posted by simguy on 6/5/2010, 8:27 am

BEFORE: Gellar currently nursing one of the sport's longest losing streaks...Slayer confident the pain ends with Eva. "I'm back, I'm rested," Sarah asserts. "It's been tough...I know I'm better than almost all the girls ranked ahead of me, but it's been a grinding slump that's been tough to shake. But I'm ready - I've got a second wind now - training's been great, and I just want to get at Eva and tear her up!" Longoria smirking throughout: slinky little brunette's got a long history of disappointing other former daytimers in the ring. "Gellar's done," Eva says with a smile. "It's sad when a girl can't accept the truth. Sarah's been shot ever since Jennifer Love Hewitt damaged her - but Gellar keeps on shlepping her goods into the ring, hoping for a miracle. All I'm going to do is add to the misery, but it serves Sarah right: if she's not going to acknowledge the obvious, she deserves to be thrashed!" Longoria in bright royal blue sport-top/canary yellow bikini bottoms; small black work out gloves; long black hair slicked back in low ponytail; black shoeswith white socks rolled down. Sarah in white spaghetti-strap spo0rt top; orange nylon bottoms (Hooter's cut); white shoes with white socks rolled down; small white gloves; blonde hair in short ponytail.

During R1: Bytchy scowls, blazing eyes as girls set up midring. Eva swinging a wide left/straight right combo - looking for Sarah's chin. Gellar weaving/bobbing, answering back wide rights (chin); wide lefts (body) out of her torso-rolls. Energetic, willowy stuff - girls mostly missing or making grazing contact. Midway through, CLANGING contact made when a Longoria right hand turns Sarah's chin aside: Slayer's legs bend-and-shimmy - she's steppin' in fence post holes HURT! Eva cleaning up: slender-limbed shellack applied in paintbrushing strokes to Sarah's trembling waist; joyous left uppercuts work in between Sarah's grouped gloves, chipping chin late. Bell: Eva whirls on her heel, drawing that insolent Latina ponytail against scuffed n' stunned blonde features...Sarah's mouth opens wide in distress as ponylash stripes her.

R2: Eva confident, swaggering to Sarah - left hand dangling Decesare style - right hand up (elbow in tight to body) like Eva's carrying a heavy dumbell in it. And Eva starts stroking Sarah hellish right hands: sweeping the wide right roundhouse into brittle blonde ribs; dropping the right all the way down to thigh - swinging it up and around in looping trajectory to ear; throwing the right out to the side, then curling it down/up to uppercut unsuspecting chin. Eva leaning in with her strokes - getting her back into it...painting shellack to Sarah's torso, ringing up her chin...little Eva swinging that limber right arm like she's lofting a pale of water onto Sarah. Gellar falling apart right before out eyes: hard, walloping shots distress her, send her reeling wide-eyed about the ring. Knees give way, sending her stumbling, then as jaw-shots crash home she's all loose and rubbery. Swinging right to chin finally ends Sarah's night: head swivel; legs lock up; backwards topple lays Carter out at Eva's feet KO2.

After: Longoria resplendent - grinning and glowing with the utter destruction of a long time soap rival. "I saw her legs were shot at the weigh in!" Eva crows in postfight. "There was no question that I would go at her chin with hard strokes, right from the get go. My whole plan tonight was to sweep Sarah Michelle Gellar from the ring. Mission accomplished!"