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BEFORE: Yvonne conquering Durance...Biel besting Pallicki...all sets up a showdown of well conditioned athlete-actresses in a thriving lightweight shark tank. "Honestly?" Biel says of the match up in prefight. "I'm looking past Yvonne to Righetti. Forget about Strahovski for a second - I'll crush her: it's been years since two women ruled their respective divisions with the kind of ruthless superiority Amanda and I have shown. I'm the true pound-for-pound queen: she claims to be. I can make 130 strong - spot her a few pounds - and still wipe the mat with her. It's time for boxing to realize what a treasure Jessica Biel truly is. We haven't seen a fighter like me since Raquel Welch - and SHE didn't have half my physicality." There's more - but you get the gist: Jessica feels on top of the world right now. Yvonne begs to differ. "I've said all along that I'm poison for Jessica," Straho shrugs at podium. "She's blocky; I'm lean. She's pig-headed in the ring; I'm a ring general. She's fast; I'm faster. I don't care what the press says, in my heart, I know Jessica Biel's walking into a bear trap. All I have to do is spring it on her!" Jessica in electric blue Stealth bikini; white gloves; blonde hair damp, smoothed behind the ears. Yvonne in pale blue Chuck Season 3 bikini; white gloves; hair damp, smoothed behind the ears.
During R1: Jessica pouncing: Yvonne catching. Biel upbeat - walking to her right with purposeful strides, then bouncing in unexpectedly: Straho seemingly unprepared, constantly spooked into sudden cover-ups, yielding tummy meat/flank/chin as Jess potshots righty. Biel in and out, landing power-leads: Strahovski getting caught serious single-shot clouts, just trying to orient herself. Down the stretch, Jessica feints Yvonne into showing earmuff; straps her ribcage a stroking right; reloads; smites Yvonne a right to jaw, SENDING STRAHO DOWN! Yvonne punched to her glutes: she's up quickly, but frazzled, blinking in confusion: Jessica grinnin' dimply - clearly enjoying her foe's distress.
R2: Jessica's circular, pouncing in-out replaced by grinding pressure as Biel slides in, fights off Yvonne's chest big-girl. Straho walked to ropes, bullied: Jessica showing her strength inside - shoulders bumping Yvonne - hands wrestling apart Yvonne's guard - head rubbing and pushing under Yvonne's chin/on her face. Brutality underneath - Biel working the flat Strahovski abdominals: Aussie hissing breath between clenched teeth, writhing to clear her back of ropes without success. Jess punishing the ribcage; cudgelling jug short, shrugging shots inside: Jessi just being sturdy, stacking long Yvonne up, breaking her down robusto. Second minute - Yvonne taking some big shots: little swats in the body distracting her, setting her up for clobbering facial connects. Crowd oohing-and-ahhing: Jessi lighting it up - swiveling Yvonne's head, loosening up her knees. Down the stretch - Yvonne sitting in ropes, gasping for air: Jessica pushing off and stroking on a terrible beating now - thick glutes ringing with the effort of anchoring monster punches. It's all too much: swatting left in the waist bunches Yvonne up; sudden left uppercut clips her chin and DROPS HER DOWN! Yvonne bounced off ropes to flop to all fours: she's a panting, shellshocked beauty, busting up nicely through 2. Jessica actually beats Yvonne to the Look Out corner, braying at the Straho corner: "It's over for her! I'm punching the crap out of her!" Ref intervenes to walk Biel home.
R3: Jessica crowing, mocking Yvonne: Strahovski rallying, eyes hard, face grim. Straho unpacking the jab at last - disrupting Jessi's pounce. Straho pivoting-left, changing angle, forcing Biel to adjust her feet. Aussie jab penetrating, marking Jess: Biel bouncing on left (front) leg - right hand chest-high, left at her hip, dipping and parrying, looking for entry points. Jess catching Yvonne quick counter-rights over top the jab - occasionally jabbing into her body: stalemate midring as girls engage in test-of-reflex, fast-twitch boxing. Down the stretch, Jessica gambles to break the deadlock - storming forward as Yvonne glides back in good order. Straho sets on front (left) leg, walking Jessica into a super-short, Sugar Ray Robinson left hook, smiting Jess behind the right ear; pivoting around Jessi's right flank as she pitches forward. BIEL GOES DOWN! Jessica chin-stroked, stumbling to her knees - arms in the ropes - confused face staring bleakly out into crowd. Cuoco up out of her seat cheering, hooting right at stunned Biel as poor Jessi's pulling herself up the ropes. Answer knockdown stabilizes Yvonne's front: hot glares all round at the bell - both girls hurting each other through 3.
R4: Yvonne pressing Jessi...Aussie in forward aspect, right (back) heel up off canvas, weight on left leg as she drives jabs onto Jessica, dictating points. Biel poked hard to face - loud spanking connects kicking her head back: she's slinking away grumpy, trying to renegotiate. Strahovski spearing Jess jabs, angering her, then as Biel pounces back, 'Vonnie slides away, creating gaps for Jess to jump into. Caught in no-man's land, Biel's forced to cover up as Yvonne strafes rangy rights and lefts: Aussie lashing away limber, then stepping away behind that stitching jab. Down the stretch - nose bloodied, left eye mousing up - Jessica pounces in, only to be timed to the second, and fetched a jagged left-uppercut counter en-route. DOWN GOES BIEL! Gorgeous chin-chipping shot shuts the power off to Jessi's legs: Biel sent sprawling to hands and knees again - face stunned, mouth wide open as Yvonne lifts mitts, struts and crows in triumph.
R5: Yvonne aggressively on with the jab - wide stance in forward aspect - she's punishing Biel left hands now, spanking away on face. Jessica cringing - turning away with right hand palm-out at left cheek as she slides to her right...Yvonne walking her down leggy, pounding away on vulnerable left eye. Minute mark - 'Vonnie's eyes narrowed, lips pursed: she rails a rangy right hand against hastily prepared guard, then GOUGES Jessica's tummy a snatching left hand. Biel grunting on receipt, moving to answer: SHE EATS THE LEFT UPPERCUT BINGO ON THE CHIN! Yvonne lighting Jess up, dancing off to the left: Biel sputtering onto knees/forearms - head down, magnificent glutes up as she flirst with unconsciousness. Jess up at 8, reeling/blinking: she's a stunned beauty, facing more than a minute of clock. YVONNE BATTERS JESSICA! Crowd roaring as limber Aussie steps-to, unleashing a withering barrage of sinuous lefts and rights - strafing and raking Jessi back and forth across her front. Biel dazed - crossing wrists at her chest, twisting her shoulders side to side, then bending at the waist to slow-roll the hurt: it's the shellacking of a lifetime for Miss Pound for Pound. Hellish stuff: when Jess bends forward double, Yvonne doesn't hesitate to swab the lower back thudding right hands; when Jess rolls upright against ropes - Yvonne cruelly humbles Biel's tits, punching in there with straight right/left criss cross pummelings. Bell: Vonnie chest heaving, mouthbreathing - she glares at battered Jess, noting the damage done as Biel sags against ropes in wonder. During the break - both girls getting enswell on puffy faces - ice packs on battered ribs: hideous damage done through 5 as both are punching to end the other
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R6: Jessica closes stance: left hand dangling; left shoulder pointed at Vonnie; right hand at chin. Biel feinting, then sliding back half-a-step, messing with Yvonne's first-step jabbing. As Straho's poke falls short - Jessi's swatting counter-hooks off her hip, clouting Aussie jug or chin from the right plant-leg. Good head movement from Biel sees her roll Yvonne's slinging rights, then answer back rising rights to Straho's body. Yvonne frowning, getting touched up: Jessica doing a nice job of bait-and-switch through the first minute and a half. Down the stretch - sizzling exchange of swift lefts and rights sees Jessica beat Yvonne to punches...Straho staggers away wide eyed, wobbly butt: Jessica sees the hurt, pours on the pursuit. Straho taken to ropes, pushed down and beaten: Yvonne cowering behind rigid peek-a-boo, teeth bared as Jessica punishes those sleek flanks. Bell: Snarling Biel lands a little right-handed insurance in Vonnie's ribs, bringing the ref in hot. First round without a knockdown sees Jess win it big in Yvonne's body: Strahovski cringing on her stool as trainer probes hot-pink ribs.
R7: Yvonne darting out lead rights - meeting Jess in the forehead as Biel's trying to attack: follow-on hooks stroke at Jessi's jaw, startling her, driving her back. Half way point - Yvonne punishing Jessica cruel jabs, pounding that left eye shut, then drifting in an oily right cross to turn Jessi's chin aside. BIEL GOES WOBBLY-BUTT! Jessica stepping in fence post holes, muscular legs holding her up as Straho squares away. Lashing beatdown administered: Jess covered up hurt in earmuff - suffering as Straho leans in all limber, twisting on her hips to slash away both hands. Jessica striped, baby-stepping forward behind her mitts as Yvonne lays the strap to her: Straho panting for the knockdown, just can't get Jessica's legs to give way. Bell: Yvonne bitter about Jessica's previous late hit, steps in a meanspirited, side-swiping right across Jessica's breasts to plow home the point. Ref pushes Vonnie away as Jessica's open-mouthed in astonishment: both beauties ragged with exhaustion at this point.
R8: Girls beat each other without mercy or respect. Midring; mouth on shoulder; Yvonne gives up her height to lay in with Jess and swap. It's a mistake: Biel digging brawny at Straho's slender waist, beating her breathless. Yvonne dipping-n'-digging vicious left uppercuts to Jessica's ribs - gouging in under the breastline...but Biel turning withering right/lefts swift across Aussie front, humbling jug and tanning ribcage. Jessica with left shoulder in Yvonne's chest steers the Aussie, then lights her up the sneaky right uppercut in close: Straho taking on the chin, face popping up all weary - eyes closed, mouth open "Ahh". Brutal: women's fitness level allows them to sustain torrid punching-pace - each just ripping away at the other. Bell: Jessica pushes Yvonne away - puffy faced champ shouting - "I'm stronger!" as Straho staggers wobbly-butt.
R9: Yvonne trying to jab Jessica off, but Aussie legs aren't fresh enough to turn Biel: Jessica gives up a little face to snuggle close on Vonnie's chest. Squirming, pushing, shouldering stuff in close: Jess mauling Straho, punishing her torso. Ropes: Yvonne bumping Jessica off, then looking for uppercuts; Biel constantly pressing in - looking to swipe right/left beneath the jug line, then light Straho up uppercuts. Both girls mouthbreathing...Yvonne fighting in stupor off the ropes, trying to push Jessica to arm's length , then catch her coming back in. Biel all busted up, but determined - forcing herself on Yvonne, making her take weight, working over that lean Aussie sport-chassis. Bell: mindless battlers still writhing against each other - ref pulls Jessica off, pushes her towards her corner. Biel stumbling, but wearily pleased: she's just tied up the cards, setting up the deciding 10th.
R10: Biel bobbing, trying to weave her way in: Straho in wide stance, pumping jabs to keep Biel at bay. Wide, buggywhip right takes Jessica in left flank as she's bobbing: Straho strappin', then jabbing out left hand as she steps rangy-right. Biel turning, sleepily eating jabs upon her face: Jessica getting groggy, unable to evade Yvonne's stinging left. RIGHT CROSS, STRAHO! Yvonne bends in, lips pursed as she pounds Jessica's face to the right - Biel gasping, her hands stacked right atop left at her tummy, elbows out to either side upon receipt. Big leg-shimmy, Jessica Biel - she totters on the spot, eyes unfocussed: RIGHT UPPERCUT, STRAHO! Yvonne planting weight on back (right) leg, licking righty to chin: Biel up on her toes, then down to all fours as crowd roars to it's feet! Ref pushing seething Yvonne back - her face all swollen, eyes punched to slits, but she's hungry to finish. Jessica a new-born calf trying to stand - lips quivering as parts of her body and mind start to shut down. JESSICA BEATS THE COUNT! Biel stumbling backward into ropes, head lolling: she's mute with punishment, blubbering something like "'m gud...don' stob it...'m gud..." Yvonne prowling forward, stooping to reach a jab into Jessica's tummy, then leaning in to KISS JESS RIGHTY TO CHIN! Lancing, long right cross plows Jessica's jaw, tossing her head back over top ropes as her hands drop to her lap. Jess limp, sliding forward all mouth-open/eyes-shut...she sloughs off Yvonne's right shoulder, then plows face-first into canvas, lying there with hands trapped beneath her body. It's over...Jessica fast asleep, left cheek down, lips pursed in KO'd slumber: KO10 for the winner and NEW lightweight champ - Yvonne STrahovski!
After: Fight of the year? Fight of the decade? Consider the stats: First FIVE rounds feature knockdowns - 2 for Jess, 3 for Yvonne. They continue to trade power wallops through the mid-late rounds - Jessica clawing her way back on the cards, then, in the 10th and deciding, both girls fighting on empty - Strahovski finishes Jessica with a lunging, sleek right hand worthy of Zeus, separating a hall-of-famer from her crown in decisive fashion. "I'm hurt," Yvonne admits - beautiful face beaten beyond recognition as she sways before post-fight cameras, "but I've never been happier. This is what we've worked so hard for - first Durance, then Biel: I'm on top of the world now and I just can't believe it! All credit to Jess - she was a little cheap, but I mark that down to desperation as she felt the fight slipping away from her. Still, what a fight she gave me! There were many times when I thought I was going out, and only my legs kept me in the battle. My heart's a little bigger than Jessica's - that's the only thing separating us. And I've the titles to prove it!" |
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