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5 June Elisha Cuthbert vs Olivia Munn

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Posted by simguy on 6/5/2010, 8:34 am

BEFORE: Combustible beauties throwing down virtually on sight...baby-doll tshirts are grabbed and tugged, right hands thrown hockey-fight style (Cuthbert the reigning hockey-fight celeb champ - but Munn more than holding her own in slug-and-tug exchanges)...security constantly rushing in like it's Springer gone wild. "She's a bum," Elisha says of her hard-punching foe during a relative calm. "Everyone's on to her, and we're running up the score on her now. She came out of the gates fast - beat up a couple of old blondes - and everyone thought she was the next big thing. Now that she's struggling, you're going to see the real Olivia Munn: a whining, snivelling little quitter who's getting more and more exposed with every fight." Munn equally as harsh in rebuttal: "Elisha's a bimbo," Olivia shrugs. "She's ridiculous. I keep hearing about how sturdy she is, but honestly? I think she's weak, cheap, hittable, and trampy. My kind of blonde!" Olivia in black bikini; long black hair straight/loose; black gloves. Elisha coming in heavy - explaining "We're both strength-fighters so I don't want to spot her any pounds. She's big so I have to come in big too." Cuthbert in pink/white diagonally striped bikini; white gloves; shoulder length blonde hair loose n' damp.

Cuthbert weigh in: http://www.celebguru.org/gallery/elisha-cuthbert-striped-bikini4_2263/

During R1: Glaring girls step-together midring...left shoulders push into offending breasts...left arms slip in under opposing rights...girls reach behind each other, pushin' and a-gruntin'. Curvy legs stamping, feet digging in...hands rest lightly on backs or hips - girls panting, stumbling, trying to drive the other ropeside. Eventually, Munn puts Cuthbert's back to ropes: Olivia smiling, pressing on blonde while shoving home right-to-paunch. Elisha squirming - riding right arm 'round Oli's head to twist HER into ropes: Cuthbert pumping back right hands to hated brunette paunch. Munn squirms, twisting Cuthbert to ropes: she crams in righty to jug, pushing leather into Elisha's bulging top. Back and forth - curvy bodies struggling to force the other down...plugging/shoving right hands scored in close quarters...it's sweaty work. Close, competitive round: Olivia getting the better of Elisha's paunch and tits - brunette on top and in control against ropes at bell. Screeching fighters as ref pushes straining bodies apart:
Elisha: "Vicious bytch!"
Munn: "Vapid whore!"

R2: Elisha leading stubby right hands down into Olivia's midsection...blonde leaning in with crown of her head pushing on Olivia's jugs, smothering Munn's receipt attempt. Cuthbert then shifting weight to back (right) leg to haul across a clobbering hook...leaning onto left leg again with a swinging right: Munn catching ferocious chin checks as a result. Olivia backing up - frequently unable to get herself set: clever head movement and crowding tactics helping to set up power-wallops from curvy blonde. Munn proves sturdy - taking a variety of weighty clouts: Cuthbert brightening at bell - stomping back to her corner all jugs a-jumpin'.

R3: Seething looks, snarling lips, prowling feet: these girls are looking to set and heave-ho power punches. 'Lish crossing Oli up by driving in lead-righty to the body...Munn's wide right wrapping 'round Elisha's shoulders, leaving brunette gut exposed for a pum-pum-pummeling left/right/left sequence. Munn grimacing, pushing on Elisha, hoping to fit her for the left uppercut: Cuthbert comes off the body hurling a hook...Munn's chin clouted aside and DOWN SHE GOES! Cuthbert: cocky; grinning; strutting past all jugs and bum as poor Munn struggles up off her back. Blinking 8, Munn: Elisha pushes on in, establishing on Olivia's chest to plow home the beatdown. Tuff minutes for Munn: she's grimacing, taking it in the body, sponging to jug, pushing on Elisha, trying to tie her up. Cuthbert stamping on the spot - straining to body Munn into ropes, pin her down: blonde ownage as miles are added to Olivia's odometer through 3.

R4: Good recovery round for Munn - she's still hurt to the body, grimacing a little - but she's out-hustling Elisha midring. Munn stepping out at times, changing up distance: easy to walk Cuthbert into check-hooks or right uppercuts off the right (back) leg. Cuthbert willing to munch on leather - fighting her way through to Olivia's chest and continuing to maul and chug away in close: Munn doing a better job of tying up, walking Elisha around for ref's breaks. Break: Munn whispering "Slut" into 'Lishy's ear as blonde's passing by...Cuthbert immediately pinwheeling in enraged punches to bring ref in hot.

R5: Elisha charging the mound - tackling Olivia into her corner - smearing her along ropes. Munn grimacing - twisting and turning underneath Cuthbert...squirming to get her arms in under Elisha's in hopes of reversing blonde into ropes. Cuthbert all a-jostle atop her brunette - curvy legs stamping; arms wriggling...Lishy just won't be out-wrestled. Elisha cramming in short rights to paunch; clubbing rights to ear - squirming to get off tummy-to-tummy on Olivia. Cuthbert investing heavily in Munn's jugs - occasionally rampaging in hup-hup-hup: blonde shoulders rotating...lefts and rights chugging up into jug to humble Munn's rack. Savage, relentless stuff...Munn whining - face pinched in pain as Cuthbert punishes her. Bell to bell Elisha: Olivia pancaked, jug-mugged, body-beaten and bullied...ref has to pull jiggling Cuthbert off cowering prey. "YOU'RE the slut!" Elisha shouts as ref's dragging her away.

R6: Munn digging in, looking to hold her ground: leads to set piece battles as Elisha charges the front gates despite withering fire from Munn. Olivia sturdy, organized: she pumps short, stubby left jabs into Elisha's jugs, then hooks them tasty - turning on follow through to accept Elisha onto left shoulder. Cuthbert pounding away - digging at paunch-beef and ribs: Munn hunkering down, blocking shots with elbows in/gloves at lips...then shoulder-bumping Elisha off to reset outside. Cuthbert relentless - breaking on Munn in waves: trouble is, Olivia's getting some VERY clean looks - landing hellish hooks-off-the-jab to humble Elisha's tits; fitting Cuthbert for short-clout right hands as blonde's being shoulder-bumped back. Cuthbert pays for stubborness: she's put wobbly butt on several occasions from clobbering Munn connects. "Looking shabby Leesh," Olivia pants at bell. Cuthbert mouthbreathing, hurt, stands hands on hips, trying to think of comeback as ref's bodying Munn away.

R7: Munn dug in, set...she fits Leesh for a BOOMING hook seconds in, sending blonde girl tottering back on her heels, eyes blinking, jugs a-jumpin'. Cuthbert wobbly butt, but regrouping: she shakes off Garth-stopping power to storm back inside - bludgeoning her way past Munn's stubby jabs/vicious hooks. Cuthbert bashing away - rights and lefts bouncing off prepared Munn defences, occasionally punching her off-stance. Elisha pressing her attack to Olivia's rack - punishing and pounding those puppies with feverish lefts and rights in close. Olivia stepping to spots, walking Elisha in: Cuthbert's busier, but Munn's cooler-headed - getting better leverage on carefully selected shots. Bell: both girls drenched in sweat, puffy from punishment, glaring at one another as ref jumps in quick.

R8: Elisha's been driving on Munn all night...dam finally bursts, letting a tidal wave of blonde spill over. Munn swept to the ropes; driven to the corners; mauled, brawled, pummeled and plowed. Elisha consumed - mindless - just throwing herself in jiggly wave after wave - fists churning to batter her hated foe. Munn overwhelmed , crying out, covering up and turning either shoulder into ropes, cringing as enraged blonde girl piles on the beating. Munn punched in her back, on her thighs; beaten roundly on her breasts; clobbered about her head/shoulders. Stricken, she slides along ropes, helpless to answer: Elisha just slopping it on - occasionally smothering herself on Munn, then pushing off to load up and wallop her. Gorgeous, gorgeous thrashing: Munn with her left shoulder against ropes, arms covering her head, right knee up to protect her body as she leans into cables...Elisha in wide stance - waling away huge lefts and rights, taking Munn in her back or belly - blonde girl occasionally pushing both hands on her foe to reset. It's too much: Olivia just absorbing the beating of a lifetime...Cuthbert basically just taking a crow-bar to her cocky foe and THE REF STEPS IN! TKO8 in overwhelming fashion - Elisha Cuthbert!

AFter: Cuthbert screaming in jubiliation - leaping into arms of her handlers: curvy blonde bullies-a-bully to record a huge bantam win. Munn weeping in outrage - stamping her foot and wailing to the ref to reconsider: he goes to comfort her, and Munn knees nads, earning a hefty fine in the process. "Battered and stopped!" Elisha gushes - face puffy from hooks, but eyes dancing with delight. "I'm just as strong and twice as brave as Olivia: I just wasn't having any of her shite tonight! She tried to bully me - but I was too strong! I pushed HER around and made her take tummy. When her bullying didn't work, she tried to stand-and-deliver, but guess what? I WAS TOO STRONG! I just swamped her ass and took her out. I'm..." On and on in that vain: Elisha so excited to beat Olivia, describing her triumph over and over in breathless detail.