Results: Simguy; Story: JKO

Posted by Jeri's Knockoutson 3/5/2011, 7:14am

BEFORE: “Someone must really not like her,” Sofia muses in prefight, “After all, when they put in such a little girl against a real woman like me, it’s kind of a foregone conclusion how it’s gonna end!” Vergara taking every opportunity available to show off her fuller figure, using every chance she gets to belittle Lively’s far less curvy body, leaving the younger blonde clearly displeased at the podium. Many rumors being whispered in closed doors about Lively’s future with Jeri’s Knockouts after a lackluster 0-3 start under management, but Blake is unconcerned. “I’ll be the first to acknowledge that things haven’t gone quite as well as I would’ve liked,” Blake says in regards to her progress thus far, “But I’m learning, and I’m getting better. Ali Landry’s been an excellent role model, believe it or not, and I’m honored that she’s decided to take me under her wing. If my esteemed opponent wants to underestimate me, then that’s no one’s mistake to make but her own. Oh, one more thing – spending time with my new stablemates has taught me an important lesson that I’d like to share… If you’re going to flaunt what you’ve got in front of one of Jeri’s Knockouts, don’t expect to leave the ring with your rack intact. Just sayin’…” Sofia clearly incensed by Blake’s taunt, has to be restrained to keep her from lunging at Lively and clawing her eyes out – the NERVE of this young upstart to challenge HER, of all people, for jug supremacy! Sofia in a white bikini a la Shape Magazine; black gloves; long tangly dark hair loose. Blake in a black bikini; black gloves; blonde hair tangly and loose.

During R1: Blake sets out with a clear plan, looking to establish command of the ring with her jab, keep her older opponent off balance with the firm stick, maneuver the Colombian where she wants her… Sofia will have none of it. Vergara charging out of the starting gate like a bull, swinging for the fences with wild, wide lefts and right hooks – punching volume and forward momentum alone are enough to make the blonde cede ground. Constant pressure steadily chips holes in Blake’s defense as she tries to block or avoid what’s incoming. End of the first minute, a left hook gets in behind Blake’s elbows to hit her flank, drawing a cringe from the young beauty as she’s stopped in her tracks – Sofia comes over the top with a thundering right hand and BLAKE IS HURT! Lively stumbles back to the ropes, suddenly undone by Vergara’s power… and SOFIA WANTS RACK! Vergara pours all the venom and malice at her disposal at Lively’s underrated breasts, chugging at and pounding them with left and right uppercuts. Blake bewildered, visibly unraveling as tears well up in her eyes and whimpers of pain escape her lips with each blow…she’s suffering the worst jug mugging of her career to date. Breathless clinch gets the blonde a reprieve, but the Colombian beauty goes right back to work after the break. Blake turtles up, blunting Sofia’s momentum, but her butt’s in the ropes for the rest of the round. Final minute, Blake opens up enough to start jabbing again at Sofia’s face, looking to push back, but quick to cover up, clearly not taking any chances. Bell: Sofia chests Blake up against the ropes, making a big show of grinding her larger, untouched rack into the younger woman’s, cackling wickedly in the face of her humiliated foe.

Between rounds: Ali Landry comes up out of the audience and onto the apron in Lively’s corner, takes command of the situation – older brunette firmly and emphatically instructs the younger blonde to stick to their game plan from training camp.

R2: Sofia coming out quickly again, looking to pick up where she left off at the end of the last round. Blake retreats again in good order, but this time behind a better executed jab – surprising amount of force behind each one as Vergara visibly grimace when they land just below her eye and tellingly rock her head back. Cat-and-mouse game continues as Sofia pursues Blake towards the ropes, looking to close the distance and work the blonde inside… Lively picks the perfect moment to plant her feet and drill a right cross into Vergara’s chin as she lunges forward… and Sofia is HURT! Vergara comes undone in an instant, stepping in fence post holes and stumbling forward, before falling against the ropes for support… Lively quickly pushes at her shoulder, stacks her up against the strands, and BLAKE WANTS JUG! Blake goes after Sofia’s tits with everything she’s got, pounding them with crisscrossing blows and pure unrefined blonde malevolence… Vergara sits on the ropes, mouth open, powerless to defend herself as she’s ransacked. Lively changes her stroke, now clubbing brunette rack from the outside with one hook after another, picking up the chin with the occasional uppercut to loosen her up, imposing her will on the suffering milf… Sofia finally able to tie Blake up and get off the ropes. After the break, Blake jabs again to jug, jabs again to jug, then unleashes a second right cross and VERGARA GOES DOWN! Sickening head swivel as Sofia crashes to the canvas, stretched out on her back, hands above her head, no signs of life except the rise and fall of her chest… It’s over! KO2 Blake Lively.

After: One decisive punch results in Lively putting another notch in the win column – no one in a million years would’ve dreamed that Blake could end a fight this way. In the aftermath, pundits are quick to point out the link between Lively and her boss, Jeri Ryan – it seems clear to many that Blake is being molded into a younger version of the hall of famer, and indirectly after senior lightweight Kelly Brook as well.

As soon as Vergara is revived, Landry and Lively are in the Colombian’s corner, intent on giving Blake some real world experience with the OTHER tradition associated with Jeri’s Knockouts…

What follows can almost be interpreted as a master class on the art of jug smothering – Blake begins by yanking Sofia up off her stool by her hair, shoving her back against the turnbuckle, then pressing her underappreciated rack into Vergara’s face. Sofia squirms and pushes at Blake’s waist, but there’s no escape as blonde melons slowly deplete her air supply.

Ali’s not impressed. Pulling the young blonde off of the groggy Latina, she calmly rips open her blouse to reveal her world class rack in a hulking scarlet silk bra, then proceeds to show Blake how it’s done. Stacking Sofia upright, Landry thrusts her thigh into Vergara’s tummy, driving her butt first into the turnbuckle. Ali then secures her own smother, placing her left foot on the bottom rope and leaning in with her weight – Blake stands at Landry’s side, nodding and paying close attention as Ali lectures her on technique. Sofia, meanwhile, can do nothing but sit and suffer as she guzzles more jug.

Landry relents after about a minute, and the two swap places again – Blake emulates Ali’s form to the T, kneelift and all. Ali’s inspecting Blake’s hold, making adjustments to the position of Lively’s hands and arms to tighten the blonde’s grip on Vergara’s skull. Lively really pours it on now, giving Sofia more jug than she could ever want as Vergara’s thighs start to tremble and her bid to push herself free begins to become more desperate. After two more minutes, Sofia’s legs are on the verge of buckling completely, and her hands are starting to slide limply down Blake’s hips… It won’t be much longer…

And then, Blake relents. Releasing her prey, Lively leads Vergara out to midring and shoves her down to the canvas. Sitting down and rolling Sofia onto her back, Blake snakes her legs around Vergara’s upper chest and locks her ankles, squeezing. Sofia’s anguished cry fills the air as her mammoth jugs are crushed against her ribcage by Blake’s murderous thighs. Lively grins as she places her hands on the mat and arches her back, pumping as much power as she can muster from her body into her leg scissors – from the look clear delight on her face as she relishes Sofia’s screams and cries for mercy, it seems Blake has discovered a more preferred way to deal with a better endowed foe.

Meanwhile, all Ali Landry can do is cross her arms and shake her head in dismay before chastising her young protégé – this isn’t how you’re supposed to do it!