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5 Oct 2007 Elisha Cuthbert vs Carmen Electra

Page history last edited by Archer844 15 years, 1 month ago

Posted by simguy on 10/5/2007, 7:04 am.

 

Before: Cuthbert a fighter on the cusp - heartbreakingly close losses to the likes of MacAdams and Campbell holding Elisha back, but youngster remains confident about her future. "I'm the best young fighter out there," Cuthbert shrugs. "I'm the strongest, the most stubborn. Carmen's a legend, but she's creaky - once I get on her and start working her down, she won't be a problem." Electra champing at the bit: she's heard this sort of thing from up and comers her whole life. "Elisha just doesn't get it: she doesn't have the class of a Rachel MacAdams - she'll never be on that level. I'm gonna run her inside-out in this fight - you watch. It's gonna be another beating for Cuthbert, and afterwards, she's gonna shake her head and wonder what went wrong - all over again!" Cuthbert in pale blue and teal wavy pattern bandeau - neck-strap support - small white work out gloves. Carmen in pale blue bikini with small white polkadots and small yellow flower print superimposed; small black work out gloves - hair golden brown.

 

During R1: Older woman's quicker, cuter with upperbody looks and footwork. Elisha staunchly forward, dukes up eyebrow high: Carm slide-stepping back - jotting brisk one-twos into the guard, sidestepping, feinting, then bringing a circus uppercut suddenly from the thigh. Elisha wading forward stout, blocking most of the flashy work, but she's taking a long time to get into position herself. When Cuthbert does get off, it's rich and thick: good pasting thump applied to Carmen's biceps, chest - and look at 'Lishy pop her hips and place that Neve-Campbell hook down behind Carmen's right elbow.

 

R2: 'Lish using her jab to direct traffic: she hustles Carmen to ropes early, stays on her in rousing to-and-fro. Electra dug in, not looking to get out of there: she's baring her teeth, defending the pocket, rolling and blocking and snatching back at brawny blonde. Cuthbert dug in - leaning forward - she's there for cute, clipping uppercuts and snappy body blows, but she doesn't care: Elisha 100% focused on hammering all things Carmen. Cuthbert's punches frequently wide, smashing affairs - taking Carmen in her shoulders or biceps, smiting her breasts, crashing off her flanks, skidding off her scalp. Elisha being big, shrugging off Carmen's nifty-quick leather and piling on crude points to even things up through 2.

 

R3: Carmen electing to fight midring - but she's not all finess in there. Carm sidestepping, pointing either shoulder at Elisha while dipping and twisting the upperbody - jabbing Elisha to body and face, then suddenly turning on vicious hooks or sneaky, screened right hands. But Electra also willing to edge inside and work shoulder to shoulder - digging at Cuthbert's paunch with small-glove insistence. Cuthbert also getting off in these moments, clobbering Carmen about the ears, biting tight lefts and rights off Electra's proud ribcage. Carmen disengaging, circling to refresh, then reinitiating the exchanges: she's in control, but Elisha coming forward, being feisty through 3.

 

R4: Carmen's sidestepping, turning Elisha - she's got Cuthbert walking into right uppercuts, left hooks and all manner of swiping body shots. Cuthbert grunting, grimacing, trudging through it - dukes at eyebrow level, but Electra's scoring clean regardless. Carmen steps right, swiping the come-along hook across Cuthbert's healthy young breasts: Carm starting to grin, have fun, touch her girl and not get touched in return.

 

R5: Carmen opening up the playbook still further: she's feinting Elisha, then bringing the hesitation right hand clean to mouth; stepping right, dipping, then erupting up into Elisha's ribcage via left uppercut, spinning off to the left to avoid receipt. Carmen negligent with her hand position because her footwork and upperbody twistiness have Elisha mesmerized: Cuthbert clearly a confused beauty, not getting off, just wandering into punishment. Electra beginning to call her shots: "Left breast!" "Chin!" "Look out, here comes tummy!" All Elisha can do is grit her teeth, brace, and take it. Bell: Electra beaming - she helps herself to a clapping chunk of Cuthbert's slumping backside as Elisha's walking away: blonde glaring in protest as ref jumps in.

 

R6: Carmen still doing her cutey-pie pivots and feints, clouting and drilling Elisha with the odd circus punch from weird angles, but Electra settling down to business this round, getting shoulder to shoulder to do the hard work of breaking Cuthbert down in decisive fashion. Nice compact stances - Carm a little more relaxed with right under her chin, left across her body: Elisha with elbows together beneath her breasts, hands at temples. They nudge and bump each other in a lazy counterclockwise circle - each getting off healthy, focusing 80% on offending body. Good rich spank sounding out - girls taking turns, painting on the shellack. Carmen the flashier, sneakier puncher - getting supple right uppercuts off the right foot, left uppercuts off the left foot, turning Elisha midring. Cuthbert clouting away herself, but Carm keeps racking up the points through 6.

 

R7: Carmen looking to show a little leg, wanting to bop it back outside and use the ring: Elisha denies her, doubling up the jab to close distance safely, then reinitiating that shoulder to shoulder posture. Cuthbert really bringing the beef to Carmen's tummy and lungs - good thumping lefts and rights muscled up in there, beating grunts of pain from Electra Carmen frowning, sidestepping while pushing on either Cuthbert elbow: Carmen not as combative now as Elisha continues to pour on pressure. Body blows, clubbing strokes glancing off head and shoulders hound Carmen to ropes: Elisha leaning in with her head, fighting off Carmen's chest - really starting to open up. Heavy, side to side clout smashing off Carmen's torso - she's taking it tuff up against the ropes, getting bullied for the first time tonight. Sweeping right hand carves in under Carm's left elbow, plowing into tummy: Electra sobs, sinks to one knee to relieve the pressure. Cuthbert hard-eyed after 8: she wades back in, eats a cute Electra right uppercut, shrugs it off, pushes Carmen in her chest, then hooks her once, twice HEAVY in the liver: DOWN GOES CARMEN! Electra to all fours this time - panting for breath - ref has to push Cuthbert back as she's looking ready to hammerfist Carmen's defenceless back.

 

R8: Shabbier, more dishevelled, more ragged Carmen Electra elects to go to ropes: Cuthbert jiggling back on in, wrestling for position on Carm's chest. Crude, but effective - younger woman burrowing into older woman's slick defences - pushing arms out of the way, bumping shoulders and elbows - all to set up plowing, thick, thrashing lefts and rights to tummy, ribs and chest. Leaning on Carmen, Elisha whales away blind down there - just pumping her arms back and forth, pouring it on. When there's separation - Elisha's dipping side to side, pulling brutal, clobbering roundhouses onto Electra, smashing away at arms, jugs, skull. Carmen a frazzled beauty - mouth open as she twists and bends side to side - slipping a lot of this, but shipping a great deal as well. Carm reaching under 'Lishy's arms to tie up: Cuthbert leaning on, making Electra take weight against ropes for ref's breaks.

 

R9: Elisha on Carmen - bell to bell. Electra grimly hanging on now - either clinching, or just rolling blows defensively against ropes - nothing's coming back in anger at Cuthbert. Elisha's feet set wide, eyes blazing: she's just squaring away and going at her girl. Elisha making sure of her leverage here - she's crude and hamhanded, but not wild - everything's landing with thudding spank, shaking Electra. Carmen clinching effectively, but unable to walk Elisha off the ropes: Cuthbert doing a nice job pinning the other woman down, putting attrition on Carmen even during breaks.

 

R10: Elisha hopping across the ring, quickly chasing Electra down and bodying her to ropes: savage clean-up getting done as Carmen's just trying to stagger to the finish line. Younger lass cruel, heartless now - setting herself to deliver repeat right hand roundhouses to Carmen's trembling middle as Electra sits and gurgles forward off ropes. Elisha's left hand riding atop Carm's back, stabilizing her - young blonde just bashing away righty underneath as ringsiders scream for a stoppage. Electra down again to this onslaught - but give her credit: aging bombshell beats the count, sits sullen into ropes and covers up for more as Elisha's waved on in. Cuthbert strong on Carmen to bell, but can't extinguish her. Comes back UD10, Elisha Cuthbert.

 

After: Hollow, haunted look in Carmen's eyes: she's even in rounds with Elisha, but Cuthbert's weight-of-shot proves decisive in a hound-and-pound classic. "I'm too much," Elisha bleats happily. "She was trying to confuse me early, but Carm's built pretty light: I walked through her best punches to bring the beef right to her. People think I don't study tape or know stuff - but I watched a lot of Salma Hayek/Carmen Electra from the old-days, and I knew what I was doing in there tonight. I went Salma on Carmen's ass, that's what I did - and she couldn't take it!"

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