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5 October 1999 Dani Fishel vs Alyssa Milano III

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 7 months ago

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Posted by Simguy on Tuesday, 05-Oct-1999 18:25:11

Before: HBO execs rubbing their hands with glee at the prospect of this grudge rematch, setting up the return bout within weeks of the previous struggle. Charges and accusations fly from both camps. Milano defending her liberal use of head as “self defense” while Dani vowing to let no foul go unpunished. Baby blue TIGHT crop top with short sleeves for Dani, matching bikini bottoms, identical pink get-up for Milano, who comes into the fight soaking wet as usual.

During R1: Girls launch from their corners like opposing ICBMs and collide at center ring with a fusillade of winging lefts and rights. Dani clipped hard and early, rocked onto her heels by a looping Milano right hand, and Alyssa presses the advantage. Chasing Dani to the ropes with a series of running rights, Milano pours it on in the first minute, pushing her opponent back, then hurling in withering left/rights between the hips, doubling Fishel over in pain, Dani with a nice spin move to get off the ropes, clubs away with double left hand to the ear, using her shoulder to push Milano back to reset. Fishel busier, but judges like the damage done by Alyssa in her opening assault.

R2: Dani bodying up early, pushing Alyssa back with superior leg strength, Dani reaching in with the left, clubbing away with double right hands to Milano’s ear and ALYSSA IS HURT!! Dani pouring it on when Milano’s legs bend, landing a crumpling double right on the jaw, followed by a short left hook to the ribs and ALYSSA IS DOWN!!! Milano clutching her ribcage, lips trembling, beats the count and looks a desperate warrior. Dani walks her down and Milano CLOCKS her coming in with the overhand right to the face. FISHEL SWOONS!! Dani dreamy-eyed, hands low, can’t stop Milano from wading in, and Milano lifts low lefts and rights into Dani’s belly. Fishel doubled over, mitts on Milano’s hips, and Alyssa swipes back and forth along Dani’s lower back, bruising the kidneys with illegal shots. AND FISHEL’S LEGS GIVE WAY!! Dani sinks to her knees, dazed and hurting and she can’t continue! Milano with playful extra right hand to Dani’s pleading face after the ref has it waved off concludes this blistering affair.

After: Dani badly disoriented, is taunted mercilessly by Alyssa as Fishel’s corner men seek to revive her in the corner. Savage KO turns Alyssa into a media darling and maxim does a huge centerfold piece on the fight “I Rule With An Iron Man!” Oh, the humanity.

Reposted by Archer 8/31/10.

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