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5 October 2001 Jolene Blalock vs Carmen Electra

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 5 months ago

 

Posted by Simguy on 10/5/01, 7:05 am.

 

Before: Electra feeling the heat - it's a tense promotion in days leading up to the fight. Both girls with unrestricted beach experience - question could be which vixen can better discipline herself in the ring, get the most out of that brawling style with the fewest mistakes. Also unsettling for Carmen - bout coincides with Maxim feature on Blalock, another subtle hint that Electra's traditional power centers may be shifting allegiances. Jolene with long blonde hair, fuzzy/soft white bikini, Electra in green and yellow swirl print bikini, blonde/brown hair.

 

During R1: Girls show beach early, hands at stomachs, each trying to land single-shot circus punches - it's Carmen's game. End of the first minute, Electra feints and gets her buttocks into a crashing right uppercut to the tip of the chin, leaps away with a wild grin as Jolene sways hurt on the spot. Blalock immediately shores up her defense and becomes responsible - not so Electra who continues to mug with her chin out, taunt and clown, clearly convinced she can take Blalock out any time she wants. Jolene with hands high, palms out, starts to step Carmen down, spiking a Thai jab in between Electra's eyes and at the bell, a sharp, right elbow strike to the chops wipes the smile off Carmen's face and leaves her shabby at the ropes as the ref issues his first warning.

 

R2: Jolene picks up the momentum, jabbing out of the high Thai stance, punching vicious chopping right hands between Carmen's bulbous breasts and coming back with the hook on the mouth that has Electra swooning early. Carm as the ropes, trying to dipsy doodle her way out when Jolene sweeps a wide decoy right, sharp left hook onto jaw to take the older woman's legs away. Carmen stunned, sinks slowly to her knees with a blank expression as Blalock calmly turns and struts to a neutral corner. E take 8, sinking into the ropes with gloves at her lips as Jolene comes out to test Carmen's heart. Wicked body licks shake Carmen's waist - Jolene coming off the tummy with hurtful uppercuts inside to swivel Electra's head ominously. End of the second minute, Jolene pumping lefts and rights up underneath has Carmen crumpling forward - Blalock steps back, allows Carm to fall forward to her hands and knees - beautiful face pinched in agony. JB closes out the round with body on body pressure punching, just working Electra over in close, shouldering and chesting her back into the ropes to finish up big all over Carmen at the bell.

 

R3: Sympathy for the devil as crowd starts a "Car-Min" chant - Electra responds with wild, ill advised loopers - Blalock with her elbows in, using her upperbody to slip, legs to pivot around makes a mockery of Carmen's ferocity. As Electra overextends, Jolene picks her up with clipping right uppercuts on the chin, or the chopping right hand down on the eye. Target practice round for Jolene as she places her shots from outside, one at a time, on Carmen's glistening face.

 

R4: Jolene goes back to leading, attacking Electra's midriff with sensational downward chopping rights, or rising left hooks, stepping to the right as Carmen hunches forward in pain. Midway through, Blalock taps belly with her right, then bends her back into a right uppercut, nearly decapitating Electra who goes wobbly butt on the spot and can't defend herself. Blalock bodying up, walks her girl to the ropes and administers another systematic beating, bruising up the beltline with clubbing work, smashing away to the jaw with her right elbow and leaving Electra reeling at the bell.

 

R5: Desperation in Carmen's game as she comes out winging from her heels - once again Jolene calm, cool and collected, leans away, uses her legs, draws Electra out over her feet, then picks her apart with sweet right hand counters. Final minute all Blalock as Electra's form falls apart - blonde helps herself to belly and breast with cudgelling short rips, always bringing her punches back tight against her body to reload after hurting Carmen.

 

R6: Jolene mocking Carmen's stance - hands down, chin out, swaying her upperbody, and Blalock hoists an Electra-like right uppercut from her ankles into Carmen's breadbasket to gut the dancer on the spot. Carm badly winded, doubled up and stumbling forward - Jolene able to splash back with whippy double lefts and right hands as she steps back, then sidesteps to allow Carmen to crash face first to the ropes. Electra digging in and it's war at the ropes - girls fighting face on face, savaging each other with vicious, tight rips in close, hammering repeatedly away at the soft bikini tops without mercy. Jolene nods in appreciation at the bell as Carmen shows some heart this round.

 

R7: Jolene back with the high, palms out guard, stepping to her right, timing Electra - Carm loads up a right, Blalock dives in with a clipping lead hook - the girls fall in together and CARMEN GOES DOWN! Electra slumping to her backside with a delayed reaction to the chin-shot, gets up on her second attempt, buttocks HUMMING as she struggles to stay up. On comes Jo, the body, breasts setting up head as Electra is bullied to the ropes once more. Systematic abuse piled up this round - Blalock able to square up and deliver, breaking Carmen down to the midsection, bouncing Electra's skull around and busting up her face - it's a dreadful R7 for the former pound for pound queen. Electra staggering to her corner at the bell and is adamant as her corner asks for her submission "Don't you stop it!" she pleads.

 

R8: Electra responds like a champion, shaking off the stupor and surprising Blalock with an energetic, leaping assault. Scooping at Blalock's flat belly, Electra stands up into her trademark right uppercut and puts the hook on top - suddenly it's BLALOCK hurt, reeling away as Electra hunts her down. Carmen slinging punches from her hips, jumping in and out at Jolene and the blonde can't handle it! Punches carom off the forehead, cheeks and chin, digging blows to the belly and double-pump hooks across the breasts have the blonde reeling. Electra's little body jiggling with the effort of pulping up on her foe, it's all Carmen walking Jolene down around the ring, swinging away out of a wide stance - Blalock in stumbling, hurting retreat takes the shutout.

 

R9: Jo goes back to basics, high guard, flicking out the jab, stepping to the right, chopping right hands to Electra's chest to restore order. Carmen still launching breathtaking powershots, but not judging distance - Blalock able to lean away, counter effectively as Electra starts to get touched up again. Final minute - Carmen's been brought to heel. All covered up - Electra mopes forward, taking welting punches to the lats and midsection as Jolene steps back in good order, simply pounding away at Electra meat to the bell.

 

R10: Best two way action round of the fight - girls standing in mouth on shoulder, curling up at one another's torsos in close, changing places at the ropes as they burble from corner to corner at random. Electra pulls away late with a snappy double left hook across the jugs - Blalock pouts and stops punching as Carmen pushes her to a seat on the ropes. Electra methodical, getting her backside into wide right hands to the waist, using her left shoulder to bump up with - round ends to the sound of Carmen's wet leather glove smacking intermittently against Jolene's shiny ribcage. Girls are peeled apart after the bell, comes back UD10 Jolene Blalock by wide margin.

 

After: Jolene grinning, strutting mitts high as a sullen Carmen Electra stands alone, hands on hips in dejection. Challenge of Blalock brought out some grit in Electra - Carmen could have quit many times in this fight and refused to do it. Blalock just the harder woman, taking Carmen's best shots, exposing Electra's mistakes and bludgeoning her in round after round of relentless seek and destroy boxing. Disheartening loss really puts Electra at the crossroads - Jolene's 26 and just getting better, with hordes more like her in the pipeline.

 

Thanks to Apollo for this repost.

 

Archer 10/20/09

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