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EXTENDED PRE-FIGHT
Before: Constant scrapping between the camps - Jovovich every bit as invested as Heigl in undermining Ali's focus: numerous altercations in gyms, at press events, out in public as Krushers mount full court press against team Larter. "It's typical Krusher harassment BS," Ali fumes in one press conference. "As soon as the fight was signed, the phonecalls started. I know Heigl's threatened - but there's more to it. HOvovich has had it in for me ever since I outshone her in Resident Evil. Recent pics of me have hit the internet and I know they've got a lot of girls' noses out of joint - something about me swaggering too much. Well, whatever - They're just trying to distract me, AND SO...I thought I'd return the favour. Ladies?"
Ali comes off the podium, circling round front, moving before the Krusher side of the dais. Accompanying her: two very pretty co-eds - one blonde, one brunette - dressed in neon pink bikini bottoms and Cat Bell Blue respectively. Both girls wear short UGG boots on their feet, and up top - whip-cream covers their bosoms entirely. Brunette is noticeably bigger up top than her counterpart - almost twice as much whipped cream required to keep her modest. Both girls wear long, smooth ponytails - hair equally soft and shiny; sunkissed skins golden brown, although the brunette's a shade darker. Hands behind their backs, they step-to, taking up positions either side of a grinning Ali. "You guys ready?" Larter teases, then: "GO!"
The ingenues lean in. Pink tongues lick furiously at offending bosoms, lapping at the covering cream. Krusher beauties from Theron on down can't help themselves: they start cheering on pure reflex, urging the blonde on despite not knowing her name.
The brunette's more aggressive - hungrier figuratively and literally. She's constantly getting her head under blondie's chin and pushing it aside, establishing position for her frantic licking. Blonde more tentative - often straightening to lick her lips and take deep breaths as the brunette's gobbling unselfconsciously. In moments, it's over - the brunette licking the blonde clean with a last few big ice-cream-cone type tonguings, then yelping with pleasure as Ali shouts "WINNER!" Brunette thrusts hands high, still largely covered; the blonde stands with a stunned "I've been beaten" look in pretty blue eyes.
Krushers transfixed, spellbound: nobody has noticed Evangeline Lilly creeping in from behind with a cream pie in each hand. Leaning in between Katherine and Mila - Lilly smiles as her hands gently curl around from the outside, carefully pressing pies to faces as Ali bursts out laughing. Game, set and match - Bonzo babes scamper back to their own lines as security moves in: Heigl enraged, wiping at her face and sputtering as Ali humbles her in prefight. In all the chaos, unknown brunette takes the opportunity to punch the equally anonymous blonde in the stomach, then slap her face into the whip-creamy goodness of buxom brunette jug. Nobody notices as the pretty blonde girl is smothered out amidst general riot.
For the fight: Larter in infamous black bikini, small black workout gloves - standing insolently before Kat during ring instructions, wearing a straw cowboy hat. Heigl in metallic pink bandeau with a neck-loop strap support; small black gloves - hair in beach battle bun. Heigl doesn't like Ali's hat - knocks it off her head as ref's droning on. Larter pushes Kat in her chest - Heigl back with a right hand, hitting the official as he's trying to edge in. Fight delayed as fines are assessed and teams separated.
HEIGL/LARTER: THE FIGHT
Posted by simguy on 9/5/2008, 4:25 pm, in reply to "Ali Larter vs Katherine Heigl - extended pre-fight "
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During R1: Ali briskly about Katherine: tidy work to waist with both hands; creeping bombardment up-torso - Larter's fists punching into the plush goodness of Katherine's firm ribs and healthy chest with a joyous, chugging action. Heigl backs up grunting, trying to get her feet set: constant digging punches moving her off-stance, spoiling her set up. Heigl eventually responds with brawn - absorbing body blows, then palming Ali's shoulders to shove her off. Down the stretch, Katherine able to get the jab unpacked - pushing Larter outside, then punching her stiff poke.
R2: Larter again the aggressor - doubling up her jab to get close, then pumping both hands to paunch, working her way up torso to bongo-beat those jugs. Tough slugging here: Larter's fists stamping into Heigl's thickness, denting the meat. Heigl again driven backward - not helter-skelter - but she's off-balanced, unable to set her feet. Larter driving well up the middle, then sidestepping, turning either Heigl flank: once again big Kathy's gotta move her feet. Larter punching straight, palm-down blows into Heigl's torso from medium distance - turning the punches to a palm-up, digging delivery as she gets close. Still nothing to chin - Ali deliberately banging big-girl's body, wicking away the strength early.
R3: Ali continues to get in, get off, outwork her foe. Heigl cranky - she's taking a good shot despite the occasional vicious dig - but she's flat footed and confused, not getting off. Kathy grimacing as she soaks, then she palms up and shoves Ali outside - but she's failing to walk Larter down. Ali regroups and forces her way forward again - punching straight on the aproach, then digging up into Katherine as distance collapses. Down the stretch, Ali's starting to land healthy, ringing strokes to Kat's jawlines as Heigl's backing up. Krusher big-woman taking rude shellack, standing upright as she's backing up, looking perplexed. Larter bangs out her third straight, smiling that cocky grin, swaggering back to her corner as Janet has hard words for her lightweight during the break.
R4: Katherine shows up: Larter's stymied. Heigl setting her feet, banging out the jab: stiff, jolting poke halting Ali in her tracks, forcing her to cover up peek-a-boo. Heigl stepping forward off the jab; dropping a short, straight right; palming Ali's shoulders and shoving her off. Janet J clapping, hooting as Kathy walks Ali down off the push: Krusher vixen coming forward always and everywhere. Larter bailing out to the sides, looking rushed: she's repulsed when she tries to attack; stalked when she attempts to regroup.
R5: Bitter-slugging two way: crowd loving the sight. Ali will bust a flurry off Katherine's prepared defences - ringing punches off brawny biceps, shoulders, pecs. Heigl blocking, then answering: short, blunt, straight right hands, followed by mop-up hooks - clubbing away head-and-shoulders on Larter. Ali the busier vixen - not trying to match sock with Heigl: Larter tic-tac-toeing, then sidestepping, just out-touching her rival. Heigl slowly falling behind - she's well protected behind a sturdy high guard, but getting outhustled as Larter ekes out a close 5th.
R6: Single ramrod jab splits Ali's lower lip early, dazing her: crowd oohing and ahhing at Heigl's gaudy display of shock. This is Katherine at her best - softening the opposition up with shelling jabs; leaning into short, howitzer right hands; palming up/pushing off to get the opponent backpedalling. Larter proving tuff: she absorbs a few good knocks about her head and chin - she's quick to step out and circle, never letting Katherine square up and slam away. Ali on the defensive, but still diligent about touching Katherine's midsection: Larter stooping, jabbing tummy with stiff pokes - constantly tapping Kathy's reserves.
R7: Spirited two way continues: both girls covering up snug and riding out the other's pounding sequences. Heigl bashing away head and shoulders: Ali digging amidships, then coming off-body to hook chin. Glorious, tight-punching fare, when final minute sees Heigl eat a ringing hook flush to chin - followed up by a chopping right. Katherine on her heels, eyes blinking in confusion - she's upright, hands at her breastline: Larter's able to hop in, chop a right hand off the left foot/left hand off the right foot tic-toc to chin. Heigl's head toggling - she stumbles back all jugs a-jumpin' - Larter crouching, stepping her down and punching on the approach. Kathy hits ropes staring; Larter in deep crouch, rips a gorgeous, snapping hook to paunch; crouches again; ripes another vicious hook to body, crippling Heigl. Kathy slumping into ropes, lips curled off her teeth: Larter bounces a right hand off Katherine's left temple; rips a jagged left uppercut through to chin. HEIGL'S LOOSENING! Kathy drooping forward, butt-in-ropes: she's hurt, stunned, adrift. Larter reaches in under Heigl's arms, bodying bigger woman upright, then BUSTING INTO THAT RACK! Oh the humanity - proudest jugs in all christendom taking a tremendous ransacking - Ali standing up in the stirrups, jerking and shrugging short, rising blows into that bulging bandeau and THE REF STEPS IN! Good Lord - TKO7 Ali Larter!
After: Larter lifts mitts, roars: Heigl sobs in protest, limp and woozy, but begging ref to let her continue. Sharp-punching Larter effort answers the Kaley Cuoco disappointment - keeping Ali within striking distance of her rival. "I had to win this fight," a puffy, but jubilant Larter admits in postfight. "As far as I'm concerned, I'm still right there with Kaley. She probably doesn't want to acknowledge that, but I just hammered the strongest girl in the division - something neither Cuoco or Biel could do on their best nights." Disturbance off-camera distracts Ali: it's Jovovich, shouting taunts. "Oh please," Ali says, eyeing Mila, "Don't make me slap you out, B-team. Didn't you just see what I did to your girl?" Returning to the camera: "Where was I? Oh right: Katherine's million dollar body and five-cent heart. Basically, I didn't shy away from her girth. A lot of girls are afraid to get inside on Heigl because she's rough with the pushing and mauling - but my punch rate took care of that. She was breathing hard after just a few rounds of me pounding her belly and ribs. She's strong, but she's there to be hit: courageous girls can break her down and stop her, just by being stubborn and busy on her. Did I have to jug-mug her out? You know - probably not - but I think after all the crap I've gone through over the last few weeks, Heigl earned a little something special from me."
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