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5 Sept 2008 Lacey Chabert vs Kristin Kreuk

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UNIFIED FLYWEIGHT TITLE

 

Posted by simguy on 9/5/2008

 

Before: Mish-buster and Gamine-killer both - Lacey Chabert's feeling good about her one-woman war on HISC. "I've done pretty well, haven't I?" Lacey grins demurely at the podium. "With Mish, I banged up their enforcer - I basically slammed the door on any notion these girls had that they could bully me. With Kris, it's going to be different. The secret with these willowy girls is to get on 'em - Touch 'em up; bust 'em up; pound their arms - beat their bodies. Let me tell you something - pushing against these (jerks thumb towards rack) tires a girl out. And a tired Krissy is a vulnerable Krissy I intend to take advantage of." Kreuk not shying away from the topic of Lacey's powerful physical presence. "I've faced bigger, heavier girls before," Kreuk says, eyes gleaming. "I've got weapons I didn't have before and I'm fighting with tremendous confidence right now. She won't be so aggressive once I've whipped her ribs a few times. We'll see who gets tired, and who gets taken advantage of." Purple string bikini for Kreuk, small black work out gloves. White push up and panties for Lacey; small white gloves.

 

During R1: Kris stomping-feinting, then backing off, circling. Lacey dukes cheek-high - bobbing her way forward with measured steps - thumping the jab to Krissy's chest to cut ring down on viper-quick champ. Minute mark, Krissy: wide right hand/straight left - followed by a hesitation straight left - second poke gets through, startling Lacey. Quick-pivot left, Krissy K: she hooks Lacey's tummy, ducks under a Chabert left, rips the right uppercut to Chabert's paunch from a bobbing crouch. Lacey grunting, feeling the dig of Kristin's determined body blows: Krissy polishes up on jug, smearing a saucy shoeshine back and forth across the grand bow of Chabert's bra-front. Lacey stepping-to, trying to club Kris receipts: Kreuk not cooperating - pivoting to either side, jabbing pesky to cover her tracks. Down the stretch, Kreuk leans in with a whipping overhand right, catching Lacey to chin: Chabert's legs buckle, she covers up chin-shocked. Cue buggywhips: Krissy deploying her vicious right hand strokes in above Lacey's left hip as Chabert's stooped forward. Chopping thump of those blows bespeaks Krissy's commitment: she's snarling, bending into 'em - her back (right) foot skidding up off canvas with the smiting. Bell: Kreuk's nostrils flaring, colour high: she's got Lacey wobbly butt, hurt to the body through one. Judges like it 10-8 without the knockdown.

 

R2: Kreuk hopping-to: Chabert hunkers down, shows a tight V front with her elbows together at her tummy. Brisk pelting of Kreuk punches lathers at the defences: Lacey absorbs, crouches, comes up hooking and DROPS KRIS TO HER BUNS! Whistling hook torques Kreuk's pretty head, sits her down - she's buzzed and blinking as Lacey prances past. Shaky 8 Kris - Kreuk immediately to her bicycle; Lacey walking her down. Chabert scooting-to, jabbing Kreuk to chest, then swinging right roundhouses to gamine torso: Lacey landing thick single shot wallops to Kreuk's left flank. Kreuk hopping, circling wide, using every inch of canvas - she legs out the round, goes back to her stool shaken, but serviceable. Judges like it 10-8 WITH a knockdown for hamfisted Lacey.

 

R3: Takes Lacey a minute to hunt Kris down: second minute fought entirely with Kreuk's slender back to the ropes. Chabert employing sumptuous shove-n'-slug - pushing Kreuk in her shoulders, or bodying her upright, then banging away downstairs with straight-arm lefts and rights. Kris grimacing, hands stacked right atop left at her midsection - she's bobbing and weaving - leaning back into ropes, crouching and rotating - anything to help ease the thump. Final minute - Kreuk able to squirt a dazzling shoeshine to jug and spin off the ropes - Kris electing to curve back in and attack, lathering Chabert to the ropes with slender-limbed vigour. Lacey covering up well, blocking a lot of shots: she grins at the bell, shakes her head "No" in Krissy's face.

 

R4: Kristin answers, and answers, with vigour. Weight on front foot - Kreuk directing traffic with her jab, keeping Lacey penned in behind her mitts. Kreuk throwing odd combos: wide, slow left hooks punctuated by drilling straight rights. Left hooks off rigid left uppercuts - capped with a cutey-pie pivot left. Pinpoint lead right hands drilled down into body or jug - then swishing side to side shoeshines to bra before pivoting off to the left. Chabert unhurt - fronting her guard into the teeth of Krissy's offence to block much of it - but Kreuk's healthy volume, nimble feet keeping her safe through 4.

 

R5: Defence sets up offence for Kreuk. Chabert impatient, swinging big: Kris dipping, slipping, then scoring with short left uppercuts off the front (left) foot; drilling rights off the front foot; clawing hooks off the back (right) foot. Lacey too brave - facing into too much Kreuk leather: Kris really tearing at Chabert off the slips, then pivoting to expose either flank. Vicious, clipping left uppercuts off the pivots doing wonders: Lacey ripped again and again to chin as she pays for missing. Half way through, Chabert's wobbly butt, starting to draw in her horns, output falling. Kris up-tempoing on wilting foe: working in close with scraping left/right uppercuts, then pivoting right as Lacey cringes forward behind her mitts. Krissy rides her left hand open at the join between Lacey's neck and left shoulder, anchoring her for bloodcurdling buggywhip right hands to the left hip and back. Cruel chops buckle Lacey's legs - she blurts out in pain, paralyzed by her little tormentress. KRISTIN'S HACKING AWAY! Kreuk loving it - chopping over and over at the hip and LACEY DROOPS DOWN! Chabert crying, going to her right knee: Kreuk lifts her mitts and struts to neutral corner. Lacey up, but sniveling - ref lets it go and KREUK ROARS IN! Dying moments - Lacey reeling at ropes: Krissy squares away and POURS INTO LACEY'S RACK! Oh the humanity - Kreuk baring her teeth - little fists just a-swishing back and forth - both thumbs pointing up as she scrubs away. Chabert sits into ropes aghast - sobbing out in distress and REF JUMPS IN! Good lord - TKO 5 to the jugs for the winner and STILL flyweight champ, Kristin Kreuk!

 

After: Kris squealing with delight - hopping away as Lacey is cradled to safety: TORRID punching and cruel hacks to the back enough to overwhelm the brawnier brunette tonight. "I busted her jugs!" Kreuk cries out triumphantly in postfight. "Did you see me? I totally lit her up. They said I couldn't hurt her - but I hurt Lacey right in the first round. I saw her eyes dim when I checked her early, and I could tell she was really discouraged. She was tuff, you know, in spots - but I'm champ now - you can't just knock me down and figure that's it. That's the difference between me and Kristen Bell: when Lacey hit Kristen hard - Bell just quit. Me? I got mad and TORTURED Chabert. My arms are STILL humming from the scrubbing I gave Lacey!"

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