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5 September 2010 Post Fight Theron vs Winstead

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 Theron vs. Winstead (CONC)

Posted by for simguy on 9/5/2010, 9:54 am, in reply to "Re: PPV: Charlize Theron vs. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Pt 2)"

 

And now…bring out the Victoria’s Secret Body Saddle!


Theron has a long memory - of Winstead’s "uncalled-for" interference when she tried to saddle Jen Garner in January 2008. New stablemates (Julie Benz and Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel) arrive ringside with Theron's custom-built, black and silver, Victoria's Secret Body Saddle which they pass up to Cat Bell; then climb up and join her at Charlize’s side. Benz takes the Victoria’s Secret Body Saddle, then she and Candice head for Winstead’s corner where the groggy brunette is slumped on her stool.

They pull the dazed and unresisting Mary Elizabeth Winstead to her feet and start cinching and strapping the gasping, dazed, brunette up while Bell removes Theron’s gloves. The saddle is secure on Winstead’s back; leather straps snug between rubbery legs; cinch tight over rapidly pumping belly. Then Charlize strides over and climbs up - left hand with a tight grip on Winstead’s sweat-matted hair, right hand twirling a nasty looking English Leather riding crop. She heels the reluctant brunette into motion and Mary Elizabeth, teeth gritted, face grimacing, grunts as the shoulder-straps bite into her from the heavy load; tears welling as Charlize snaps the crop on her flank; urging her brunette into a staggering trot. Crowd roaring - VS execs ecstatic their famous saddle's once again front and center. Charlize’s ‘girl friend’ Cat Bell - never a fan of the VS saddle - watches with pursed lips, arms crossed; knowing it’s ‘necessary’ but only marginally supportive - and that only because of her ‘close personal relationship’ she has with Theron.

Suddenly, a commotion at ringside! A pack of Foxfire’s finest fillies charge the ring, diving under and climbing through the ropes, intent on rescuing MEW. Benz and Swanepoel turn to face the threat but Bell hesitates, considering her options.
Garner’s protest, "There’s nothing in her contract about that damn saddle!" is blithely ignored as Benz stiff arms Rachel McAdams chest, stopping her in her tracks. Swanepoel and Mandy Moore chest up, eye-to-eye; glaring; fists clenched. But it’s when Theron just laughs at Garner and cracks Winstead’s nether regions with the crop a few more times, that all hell breaks loose!

McAdams slaps Benz’ hand from her chest, drives her fist into Julie’s belly, then both go down in a tangle of thrashing legs and pumping arms, skirts flying up - to the delight of the ringsiders. Moore and Swanepoel wrap each other in mutual bearhugs with a handful of hair in the back and go careening around the ring; long legs sinuously entwined. Bell leans on the turnbuckles, reluctant to get involved since the contests seem even - until Jen Garner launches herself at Theron; her right arm extended, and clotheslines the tall blonde right up and out of her saddle! Charlize goes crashing to the mat on the back of her head, with Garner on top of her. Winstead, suddenly relieved of the burden on her back, stumbles off balance and the sprawls facefirst.

Bell sighs, then walks over to Swanepoel and Moore, shoving the two of them into the McAdams-Benz tangle. They trip over the two bantams and slam down on the mat, rolling over and over. Bell steps around the pig pile, grabs Garner by the hair and drags her off of Charlize who remains flat on her back, stunned and winded.

At the same moment, there’s a blur as three tiny dynamos and one big body come tearing into the ring; two from each of the opposite corners! Danielle Harris and Hayden Panettiere from the Foxfire corner tackle Bell around each leg. As her arms windmill trying to keep her balance, Cat’s hit from behind by Foxfire’s head trainer, Virginia Madsen! Bell is smashed to the mat with Madsen on her back!

The fourth Foxy Fireplug, Dani Fishel, runs past Bell, making a beeline to Garner whom she pulls to her feet,then shoves back down on top of Theron. Then Dani helps Winstead out of the Victoria’s Secret Saddle and gets her on her feet. Seeing Bell has freed a leg from Panettiere’s bulldog grip, Fishel jumps in to help out with her one-time TE stablemate. Panettiere looks around and decides to give Moore a hand - grabbing Swanepoel’s blonde hair and pulling her head up, wrapping her muscular little legs around the Victoria’s Secret model’s neck and choking her in a figure four. With Moore holding onto Candice’s wrists and controlling her legs with her own, Swanepoel is in a world of trouble!

McAdams and Benz have each ripped the others blouse open - fortunately for home viewers they’re wearing bras so the telecast continues, albeit with nervous fingers hovering on the PLAY button for the Swan Lake tape! Benz gets the top position, but before she can pin Rachel’s arms, she’s knocked off by Danielle Harris who has left Bell in the firm control of Virginia Madsen and Dani Fishel to help Panettiere; pausing on her way long enough to even things up for McAdams.
Harris drops an elbow on Theron’s chest, helping Garner and Winstead get the big blonde under full and complete control, then sits down next to Hayden to tell her what a terrific job she’s doing choking out Candice Swanepoel, who has stopped struggling and gone limp.

Just when it looks like the Foxfire girls have everything under control, Reese Witherspoon arrives with Ginny. Reese doesn’t hesitate and jumps on Panettiere, breaking her figure four to give Swanepoel a reprieve - however brief. Reese and Hayden hit the mat, then Witherspoon is swarmed under by the combined might of Harris, Panettiere and Fishel!

Ginny stops at ringside and holds her head; unable to comprehend the horrific scene unfolding before her unbelieving eyes:

Charlize Theron: flat on her back; Mary Elizabeth Winstead straddling her chest pinning her arms; Jen Garner astride her thighs, trapping her legs; slamming her fist down into Charlize’s belly, taking her breath away.

Cat Bell: facedown; dress up at her waist; long legs spread in a wide V. Virginia Madsen, seated on her butt; using two handfuls of hair to slam Cat’s head on the canvas.

Candice Swanepoel: limp; Mandy Moore full length on top of her; long legs grapevining Swannie’s; hands pinning Candice’s wrists overhead as Mandy’s breasts smother Candice’s red, flushed, face; cutting off her air.

Julie Benz: spread-eagled; Rachel McAdams straddling her chest, hands on hips, smiling as she watches her ‘sisters’ in action.

Reese Witherspoon: Danielle Harris holding her left arm and left leg; Dani Fishel holding her right arm and right leg; both pulling like they’re making a wish. Hayden Panettiere seated on Reese’s tummy, slapping; talking trash; something about ‘old women.’

Off to one side stand Beth Harnois and Laura Vandervoort; Beth holding a camcorder, shooting video of the action for her web site. Laura, leaning on the ropes, directing the action - barking orders to Winstead who still seems a bit dazed and groggy, but welcoming the guidance on ways to "teach Theron a lesson about messing with Foxfire girls." Garner, having given up trying to talk Winstead out of ‘revenge’ now appears to have given up entirely and joins in - no reason to miss out on all the fun with Theron; a woman Jen’s fought seventeen times and yet still wants more of!

Ginny pulls her cellphone from her purse, hits speed dial and SCREAMS to the FCBA commissioner about "the appaling lack of adequate security" demanding he "do something right this minute" adding, "or I’ll have your azz!"

Things in the ring continued to deteriorate before a few overweight ex-bodybuilders arrive to open negotiations with the Foxfire Fillies…negotiations that continue until a former KGB hostage negotiator arrives to settle things.

After some give and take (Foxfire girls giving and Ginny’s girls taking it!) he finally brings things to a peaceful resolution.

Theron has a ‘comeback victory’; Ginny’s Academy has incentive for the future; and Foxfire has sent a clear message: 'We’re not a stable to be messed with.'
And the FCBA has put on one more memorable show.

* * * * * *

Charlize appears in countless interviews in the days following: all aimed at spinning the fiasco to her benefit while at the same time fulfilling The Academy’s licensing commitment to Victoria’s Secret. "The Victoria's Secret Body Saddle is a great product, one I often use myself. I totally endorse it as THE RIDE for any real, red-blooded blond." Adding with a smirk, "Nobody tells me who I can ride, where, or when! Nobody!"

Beth Harnois, in a separate interview with Kathie Lee Gifford on the Today Show - accompanied by her own video clips - boasts, "I am SO glad I ran back to the dressing room to get my camcorder. I missed out on a lot of the fun, and I didn't get all the action on tape - but I got the best part…where we took down those Academy trollops. Clips from my video have gone viral on YouTube! This is greatest thing to happen to Foxfire since Marvin Fox won the lottery and started it up! My girls worked together and made mincemeat out of those Academy trolls. It was wonderful to see! Oh, and we’re offering a DVD as part of a combo value deal with a tee-shirt - the one on your screen now adorned with an unlicensed picture of Theron’s red face under a pile of Foxy pulchritude with the legend, ‘Teaching The Academy A Lesson’ in appropriately gold script!"

 

 

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