Posted by Simguy on 12/6/2003, 9:06 am.

Before: Alba marking time while waiting for her chance to knock off “BSE bimbos”--Cuthbert certainly on brunettes radar as someone she needs to keep firmly under foot. “I don’t want Elisha getting any confidence,” says Jess in preflight. “She gets the A beating, the real juicy treatment., I’m gonna have to bust her up, make her feel it, because if I don’t--girl’s liable to make some noise later on.” Cuthbert anxious to show her improvement--she got outclassed the last time these two met, but she’s come a long weary since then. “I feel I’m an overlooked fighter at bantam,” says Cuthbert. “I can bang with Dani, I can outwork Eliza, and you watch--I’ll box with Jessica, break her down and take her out. She’s only thinking about what she’s going to do, but she doesn’t know about my body work and punching power. I’m gonna surprise this chick and prove to everybody I’m cre4am at 120.” Alba in tight royal blue crop top, sleeves to the elbows, bare midriff, red boy cut trunks, Elisa in white bikini.

During R1: Alba grinning, flat footed as she bends at the waist, paws jabs at Elisha slides back nice and easy from Cuthbert punching. E comparatively rigid, dukes up, reacting to everything Jessica dies, but blonde’s inching forward, wants to be the aggressor, Alba fading to the ropes, left hand low, right at her cheek, pointing her left shoulder at Elisha and just slipping on the strands, rolling Cuthbert’s punching. Elisha squares up, low crotch, throwing hard hands against Jessica’s offered shoulder, squares up, low crouch, throwing hard hands against Jessica’s offered shoulder, cranking the hook, just throwing her hands. E getting off, banging and bashing--Jessica supple, riding it out and suddenly ALBA GOES LIMP! Cuthbert’s comeback hook clips chin--Jess goes all soft, standing out on her feet and CUTHBERT PILES ON! BIG right hand, clawing hook--Jess drooping forward, arms out to the sides, head snapping dreamily as Elisa helps herself and ALBA’S DOWN! Good Lord, KO1 Elisha Cuthbert!

After: Cuddly Cuthbert roaring around the ring, leaping into Janet Jones’ arms, squirming in triumph--Alba brought around on her stool where she promptly bursts into woozy tears, unable to accept the unthinkable. Jess a pathetic sight trying to push her way through Krusher security, begging for an immediate rematch--it’s Elisha’s night, lucky poke or no.

Reposted by Archer 4/28/11.