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6 July 2002 Jennifer Love Hewitt vs Shakira

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 7 months ago

 

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 7/6/2002, 7:58 am.

 

Before: Hewitt snooty, resentful of the attention her curvaceous opponent receives during pre-fight: “I just don’t se what all the fuss is about,” sniffs Jen, “Shakira had Penelope hurt and struggled to finish her off. Other than that, she’s looked raw and ineffective and I think her power’s overrated. I’m going to give this girl a workout. I’m going to work my angles, bust her up. Seriously, I think this is a blunder for Shakira and her people—she’s not ready for Jennifer, Love, Hewitt.

 

JLH is saucy grey cut off tshirt, bare torso, purple bikini bottoms, black shoes, hair up—Shakira in pale blue bandeau bikini, white frill trim, ponytail.

 

During R1: Jennifer athletic early, planting to punch hard, beating Shakira to blows, stepping around, keeping the fight midring. Hewitt stepping right, bouncing her hook off Shakira’s left eye—as Shak turns, Jen drops the right hand in, steps to the left. Shakira fielding some hard blows and down the stretch, Hewitt steps back, walks blonde into a fine left uppercut, bites down on a slinging right on the mouth. Shakira staggered back several steps, busted up in the lower lip, and woozy at the bell.

 

R2: Jen keeps at it—flat footed, but anticipating well, getting the maximum amount of pop out of her slender little body. Hewitt shivering punches off Shakira’s head, nice and strong as she twists her hips into clobbering lefts and rights, then steps off o the side, Shakira not getting off—she’s put wobbly butt on several occasions, forced to cover up and regroup as Hewitt walks around her. Down the stretch, crowd wowed as Hewitt swats the wide left hook, drills the right hand straight up the middle, steps in as Shakira falters, does it again, does it AGAIN! Shakira driven shaky to the ropes—all busted up in the face, eyes blinking, wide—back to back shutouts with feeling, Hewitt.

 

R3: Shakira finally gets warmed up, charges off her stool and Hewitt can’t stand her ground. With heat coming back, Jen reverts to form, sitting in the ropes all curled up, slipping and blocking well but it’s all Shakira. Shak outraged at what’s been done to her, heaves away at Jen’s shiny sides and slender arms—little blonde dynamo wailing away has some success in beating down the guard to bash at body meat. Shutout Shakira—she keeps punching after the bell, prompting referee intervention.

 

R4: Hewitt with that sick look of “I’m hurt in the body”, now backpedalling away from Shakira, using the jab more, but blonde is undaunted. Shakira flying in, sweeping rights and lefts wide at Jen’s midriff and hips, hounding her to the ropes, piling on. Hewitt shaken by the odd booming shot off her flat stomach, but she’s doing a good job of containment, wrapping up tight for breaks, luring Shakira forward into counters. Down the stretch, Hewitt hopping to her right at the ropes, stops, bends into a well timed right, clobbering Shakira’s head around and halting the blonde in her tracks. Hewitt pulling the hook off her hip as she leans right, catches ALL of the Shakira jaw, putting the stunned little Colombian on her heels. Hewitt loading up again, feet wide, she leans left, halting that wide right hand into Shakira’s available chin—blonde soaking up, staggering back, staring as Hewitt hammers away unopposed at the bell.

 

R5: Hewitt pawing the jab, stepping right—Shakira loads up, bends in close with a drifting right cross and JENNIFER IS HURT! Hewitt sent reeling sideways to the ropes—she’s broken by the punch—sticking her hands out in pathetic protest, but she can’t stop the rain. Shakira a POURS IT ON! Another booming right on the side of the head, a shuddering hook on the eye—Hewitt’s head lolling, torso starting to tilt after Shakira connects and the REF STEPS IN! TKO5 Shakira!

 

After: “Whenever, Wherever” cranks up as Shakira takes a blasted and rocked Jennifer Love Hewitt for a drowsy walk of shame—little Colombian beaming, showing the effects of Hewitt punches but laughing them off with victory. Jen really setting down on shots, trying to address criticism resulting from her loss to Reese Witherspoon, but it wound up being the wrong strategy. Shakira just too busy, too energetic on offense, ground her brunette up and posts a solid developmental win.

 

Reposted by Archer 8/17/09.

 

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