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6 June 2010 Gemma Arterton vs Gwyneth Paltrow

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Posted by simguy on 6/6/2010, 5:27 pm

BEFORE: Paltrow cast as ingenue-buster, a role she's wistful about. "I'm happy puncturing younger-girls' dreams," Gwynnie shrugs in prefight, "but I feel like I never got the chance to strut my stuff as an ingenue. I really don't know why...my body's just as good and strong as anyone's...if I wrestled Jessica Biel , you'd definitely see her on her back, and if I got my legs around her? She'd be whining in submission...so I feel like I'm really overlooked. Hammering Arterton's going to be great - and if I'm considered a gateway fighter for these up and comers...bring 'em on! We'll see the Prime of Paltrow yet!" Arterton continuing to restrict her comments to the matter at hand - following the precedent she set in the Decker fight. "There's a cheapness, a tawdriness, to building one's record with television starlets alone," Gemma explains in crisp, High-London tones. "I want to keep the class-level of my resume very high - and Paltrow represents the kind of actress I want to claim. To be sure, I'll cut down a number of Television performers as well, as they represent some of the toughest in-ring competition - but dressing up with the Paltrows of the world is essential for a truly global fighting presence." Gwynneth in pink cotton cropped tank top (TIGHT!); cobalt cotton panties; flaxen blonde hair ala View From The Top; white gloves. Arterton in white cotton cropped tank top (TIGHT! thin straps); leopard print boy leg trunks; white gloves; ponytail with bangs. Paltrow getting Twitter and Ringside support from the likes of Halle Berry, Jennifer Garner, Kate Hudson, and other big stars: nobody really wants to see young Gemma get traction in the ring.

During R1: Paltrow pouting as she pushes out jabs: Arterton lunging in via left hook/roundhouse right to waist, shaking her blonde. Body punching soon has Gwynnie covering up: elbows-in, fists at cheekbones, blonde backs into ropes under thumping pressure. Gemma seething, lips curled off teeth: punishing shellack of Gwynnie's body has Arterton all lathered up and excited. Series of cuffing hooks nags at Paltrow's right ear, then Gemma force-feeds the right hand in between Gwynnie's mitts. Paltrow stricken, loosening: she's unraveling, looking panicked ropeside. Gemma butt-back, back straight, teeth bared: she's POURING in the hurt - straight lefts and rights punching past Paltrow's raised hands, knocking her head back. Gwynneth wailing, leaning back into ropes...Gemma straining, pouring in girlish, but effective punishment and THE REF STEPS IN! Gemma Arterton stops Gwynneth Paltrow in the first!

AFter: Unblemished Gemma beaming prettily, getting pampered in her corner: up-tempo hup-hup renders Paltrow helpless in shocking fashion. "It certainly goes a long way to diminishing what Zeta Jones did to me," Gemma declares in postfight. "I was worried because Gwynneth is Hollywood royalty on a par with Jones, and I respected her status coming in...but right away I hurt her to the body and I knew I could have a good moment. When I started punching her face, she imploded, and cleaning her up was simple from there. I'm feeling very strong and confident right now: perfect for facing Anna Torv in the near future."