Before: Lohan rebuilding: loss to Portman proved a setback - now Lilo's looking for traction. "I just need to fight," Lohan assures the press. "I know in my heart that I'm an elite flyweight, I just need to stay busy and keep myself sharp. That's what this fight is to me: a chance to dominate a girl - really bare my fangs and get after it. I'm going to show Ashlee what champions do with girls like her. I'll hurt her, and finish her quickly - end of story."

Simpson a plucky blonde tyro noted for her scrappy nature: she's not about to tolerate Lilo's 'tude. "I'm gonna knock Lohan out!" Ashlee grins at podium. "Her time is done - she's a scabby tramp who needs her ass kicked, then she needs to get her ass out of the FCBA. Can't wait to get at her: pounding Lilo's all I'm thinking about these days!"

Lilo in navy bikini top (ring connection); jaunty white bottoms with pale blue diagonal stripes and little anchors; white gloves; long blonde hair in pretty crown braid off her face. Ashlee in black cotton sport top; snug boycut black trunks; white gloves; hair in messy twisty bun with bangs.

During R1: Simpsy gangly, rudimentary in her stance, but dukes're up. Lohan hopping into position, crouching: right hand at cheek as she stoops, jabs to Ashley's ribs. Simpsy snarling, twisting on her hips to clobber wide rights and lefts at Lohan's head: Lilo buffetted, backs off, circles right with a thoughtful scowl. Lohan curling back in, stooping, jabbing Ashlee's body: furious reprisals swish and sweep at Lilo, backing her off again. Goes like that to final minute: Lohan finally coming in off her jab - securing Ashlee with a little clinch, then digging at her tummy a sequence of pumping lefts and rights. Ash grunting, hips bumping back: she swings wide at Lilo, arms wrapping 'round Lohan's head and shoulders. Lohan staying close, crowding with her left shoulder, staying busy in Ashlee's tummy: Simpsy driven to ropes, worked over as limber Lohan pumps for points.

R2: Ashley swinging for the fences - misses a sweeping right, but catches Lohan the follow-up left to chin: Lilo stutter stepping, covering up in confused earmuff midring. Furious buffetting follows: Simpsy baring her teeth, windmilling at Lilo's protected head and bony shoulders - Lohan grimacing, knocked out and SHE TAKES A KNEE! Lilo blinking, breathing through pursed lips: she's up quickly, shaking her head and bouncing on the spot as Simpson's angrily pacing neutral corner. Action resumes...Ashlee hurling herself at Lilo: Lohan dips, calmly hooks Simpson's trunks, sidesteps as Ash shouts "OHH!" and staggers face-first to ropes. Lohan crowds in - left cheek pushing into Ashlee's left shoulder; left shoulder pressing against Simpsy's chest; left forearm against Ashlee's trunkline. Lilo in there snug, digging her right fist palm-up into exposed rib/tummy - pumping at Simpsy until Ashlee ties up. Ref's break: Ashlee hurt, mouthbreathing...mission accomplished, Lilo. Lohan boxes out the round: circling Ash, touching her the jab; picking spots to curve in, dig the body as Simpson's still not tightening up her stroke inside.

R3: Simpsy still reckless, violent, energetic - big swings force Lohan to scramble to safety: Lilo wary of Ashlee's free-swinging clout. Lohan countering with science: circular movement; penetrative jabs head and body; crowding tactics to expose Simpson's lack of training inside. Linds not a devastating body puncher herself, but she's dutiful - getting position and pumping her fists into Simpsy's tummy, patiently wearing the kid down. Ashlee fretting, backing up: when she's not sweeping haymakers, she doesn't have much to offer. Linds patient, working her way in off the jab, then tidying up: Lohan's got Simpsy breathing hard through 3.

R4: Same again. Persistent Lohan body punching has Ashlee slowed: Simpsy flat-footed, turning on the spot, dukes up, offering fewer big swings. Lohan with initiative, jabbing her way in with strikes against Ashlee's breasts and face, then a tucking right hand to midsection to begin festivities. Simpsy crying out, grunting - she's still wrapping shots around Lilo, or slapping at her flanks when Lohan's in snug. Lindsay backing Ashlee up, punching her to ropes, then alternatively pushing on her, or punching into her body. Ref issues steady stream of warnings to Lilo: right hand's straying into Ashlee's trunks on occasion as Lohan's trying to concentrate punishment to paunch. Bell: Simpsy a little weepy, feeling sorry for herself on the ropes. Lohan takes the opportunity to lean in and jam a vicious right elbow tip to the pit of Simpson's belly. Ashlee dropping to her knees, wailing: Lohan pulled away by her arm and given a hard shake/stern lecture combo.

R5: Lohan feeling good about herself: she's standing out at range, knocking Ashlee jabs, then leaning into stiff right hands. Simpsy getting a dose of chin-clout, but answering back wide and wild: Lohan does the initial scoring, but Ashlee starts to turn Lindsay's face aside with answers. Intensity builds - by the minute mark, they're brawling at medium distance: eyes blazing, teeth bared. Lilo pitching in right hands - right foot skipping up off canvas as she commits to Ashley's face. Simpsy rocked, but game: lanky licks clapping Lohan upside her head, occasionally slugging her off balance. Simpson genuinely hurt...Lohan looking a little wobbly butt: both girls continue with mutually assured destruction as crowd roars approval. Final minute - both girls getting stunned in brutal tit-for-tat - slender legs buckling and stiffening - fighters staggering sideways before answering back. Blazing trade at the bell, both girls landing rights and lefts to groggy faces. Both reeling, staring open-mouthed on the spot as ref moves in.

R6: Lohan jabs warily, circles to her right, but with her first pair of right hands landed, she gets all slug-happy again. Ashlee ready to go as her chin is turned aside, but she's swinging back off her heels: hard left hand claps Lohan's face side, buckling her knees. Lindsay wide-slapping her hook, then driving in a straight, chin-seeking right: Simpsy punched off her stance, but defiant, swinging back lusty at Lohan's head. Lilo walking Ashlee down, but getting clobbered: crowd roaring once again as willowy lasses prove willing to swing. Ashlee no longer showing a guard: hands at her hips, she's just lowering her head, twisting into looping lefts and rights off her thighs. Lohan still trying to thread the needle - trying to put pinpoint right hands onto Ashlee's chin: Simpson guzzling leather, but hanging tough. Down the stretch, clapping left hand takes Lohan in her breasts, punching her onto her heels. Simpsy misses a crazy right hand chaser: Lohan leans in, jams a short right hand onto Ashlee's mouth, buckling Simpson's knees. Left uppercut Lilo: Linds dropping right hand to her side, arching her back and picking Ashlee up that supple left hand close-in - Simpsy jolted upright, stops punching. Lilo leans forward, straps a lanky right/left to Ashlee's paunch: Simpsy grunting forward, eyes glassy, mouth open. Lohan weight on left foot pivots to her right, props Ashlee's chin up with the back of the left elbow, then smites her a close-in right across the left eye. Simpsy staggers back on her heels, then crashes to her back. Ashlee knees up, blinking, trying to rally, but it's no go. KO6 Lindsay Lohan.

After: Lohan spent - pacing with hands on hips, taking deep breaths: enthusiastic tyro pushed her harder than expected tonight. "Punched her body," Lohan says in postfight, still a little short of breath, "took her heart. Once I softened her up, I went after her. The crowd was roaring when she appeared to be scoring, but all that wide, slapping crap wasn't hurting me at all. I just bored in on her, stayed on her - the kid had nothing to keep me off, so I knew I'd get her sooner or later." Joe Simpson launches official complaint in the aftermath, petitioning the FCBA for a suspension for Lohan (citing numerous intentional low blows and flagrant elbowing). Ashlee to her credit distances herself from the suit: "I'll just know better for next time that that's how she wants it. I don't want to sue her: I want to beat her up!"

"Circle Of Trust"

Posted by Phoenix Boxing on 3/7/2009, 3:38 pm, in reply to "Weekend PPV: Lindsay Lohan vs Ashley Simpson"

It wouldn't take long for Joe Simpson to regret his post-mach complaints as he launched into a tirade against the referees, who worked hard to placate him. As it turned out, his time would've been better served watching out for Lindsay Lohan and the rest of Phoenix Boxing. You would think that after watching Lindsay Lohan flaunt the rules throughout the match, he would've learned his lesson for the post-match. Apparently not. After the contest was over, nobody paid much attention to some of the members of Phoenix Boxing as they arrived down to ringside. A few eyebrows were raised when Paris Hilton showed up as well with a camera, but most assumed (mistakenly so) that they were here to congratulate Lindsay Lohan on her victory over Ashlee Simpson. The crowd started to stir in their seats as Amanda Seyfried, Christina Aguilera and Leighton Meester gave congratulatory hugs to Lindsay, giving a sneer down at Ashlee as they passed over her to take position around the ring, as if they were sentries. Joe Simpson had stopped ranting at the referees and attempted to charge the ring just as Kim Kardashian was helping Ashlee Simpson up by her tresses to a standing position as Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears stood side by side. Paris Hilton pointed a finger out to the side of the ring as the referees restrained the Simpson father as Paris Hilton simply smirked. Turning around as she flipped on the camera, starting to film the events as Ashlee Simpson was shoved forward into Lindsay Lohan's generous cleavage, wrapping her arms around Ashlee's head to force her into her jugs. Standing there in the center of the ring as the crowd was shocked, Lindsay leaned her head down to whisper into Ashlee's ear with wicked taunts along the lines of "Did you really think you were in my league?" and "This is better than Jessica's, don't you think?" as Ashlee could only squeal and moan muffled into Lilo's chest. Occassionally trying to shove at Lindsay's forearms or hips, her hands were always shoved away by either Britney or Kim who just laughed. Eventually, Lindsay declared,"I'm bored now..somebody else want to play with this little b*tch?" as Amanda Seyfried immediately came off of her sentry position, as Lindsay passed off Ashlee to her protege and recruit. Ashlee tried to squirm free as she tried to drop to her knees, just murmuring out, "No...no...no...please no.", but Britney Spears was right there behind Ashlee to grip Ashlee's black trunks and pull them up in a makeshift wedgie. Clearly uncomfortable, she was forced to rise up right into Amanda's chest now. This was certainly a new experience for Amanda, but she embraced it with her own impressive chest sealing off Ashlee's nose and mouth for a moment. Just a minute or so passed with Ashlee squirming and trying to break free as Amanda then released Ashlee. Ashlee went to slump gratefully to her knees but she'd barely touched the canvas before Leighton Meester was right there, her fingers buried into Ashlee's sweaty scalp as Ashlee was forced to rise up as she was smothered into Leighton's chest now as her squeals had turned into full blown sobs. Trying desperately to break free, but Britney stood there, just stopping each attempt as Lindsay stepped behind, whispering more trash talk as she made sure the wedgie was maintained. Soon, Leighton grew bored with Ashlee's attempts to get free, but by now, they were weak attempts indeed, reduced to more like pawing along Leighton's hips and then Christina Aguilera as they kept pushing Ashlee around in this circle of smothering. Christina Aguilera thrust her impressive chest out to cover Ashlee's face, sealing it in tight as Ashlee was reduced to mere moans and twitches, hardly able to fight now as she slumped forward, face scarlet into Christina's chest. Christina paraded Ashlee around for a moment as the cameras, not just Paris' were going off now in this smothering spectacle. Cameras definitely flashed as Christina finished her turn of smothering Ashlee and passed off Ashlee to Britney in what many viewed to be a symbolic manuever as the two rivals shared a smirk before a barely coherent Ashlee disappeared into Britney's cleavage. Britney took a moment to taunt Ashley too now as she paraded Ashlee around the ring in what was quite the walk of shame. Unable to support herself, Lindsay came up from behind to wrap her arms around the younger Simpson sister's waist as her chest pressed against her back. "Welcome to the circle of trust..." Britney sneered, hissing confidently into Ashlee's ear, not even sure if she could hear her but making sure to say the words nice and loudly so that the camera would catch them, even if the crowd was unable to. "And what that means is that we TRUST you'll be smart enough to never ever forget this..." Lindsay added as Britney Spears then released Ashlee who slid down Britney's smooth abs and bounced off her thighs slightly as Lindsay held onto her hair to keep her upright. In the center of the ring now as Kim Kardashian sauntered over and then spun around at the last second, swinging her powerful posterior around into Ashlee's face. Ashlee's head whips backwards as her whole body jerks and she sprawls backwards, eyes shut and body spread out like a starfish upon the canvas. Not moving or twitching as Kim delivers the last word, "And we TRUST that you'll always remember never to mess with Phoenix Boxing again..." Paris steps forward to frame Ashlee's unconscious face and then panning out to catch her whole roster as they take a moment to stand over the unconscious Ashlee Simpson in a display of dominance in a circle around her. Then, with a snap of her fingers, she goes to step out of the ring as the rest of the roster follows behind her. Britney and Lindsay take up the front with Paris, while Amanda, Leighton and Christina finally abandon their sentry positions to follow close behind. Kim takes up the rear, literally, as her famous derriere sways back and forth as the referees are finally able to reach the ring. Ignoring the outraged cries from Joe Simpson as Phoenix Boxing departs to the back after their humiliation of Ashlee. The crowd is left murmuring to some assorted cheers, boos and general confusion as Phoenix Boxing leaves quite an impression and leaves poor Ashlee Simpson unconscious in the ring. While Ashlee won't be forgotting the circle of trust, a display like this certainly will make sure Phoenix Boxing is remembered and talked about in the days to come. Phoenix Boxing