Posted by Simguy on 05/06/2005

Before: Some prefight scuffling - Harnois very belligerent, getting in Lindsay's face at every opportunity - blonde trying to make the most of that glaring Lohan spotlight. "Everyone wants to knock Lindsay off," shrugs Elisabeth. "She thinks she's so hot, she thinks she's so much better than everybody else - it's sickening. I see me stacking her up at the ropes and taking her out Jessica Simpson style - you know - just being real strong and big with her."

Lindsay unruffled, seemingly more mature than her older opponent. "I lump 'Beth in with Fox and Fishel and all these other failed starlets - of course they're filled with hate. I'm a queen bee: they're wannabees. They see me attaining a level of stardom they can only dream about and they tell themselves it's all hype, it's all luck, and they resent it. What they never admit is that I'm the bigger name because I'm the better girl. When I'm pounding Elisabeth senseless, maybe it'll sink in. Let's hope!"

Elisabeth in black bikini, Linds in lavender jazz print battle togs (Aristide reference).

During R1: Similar ingenue stances - very textbook. Dukes up, both girls touching eyebrows with mitts in little nervous gestures, weight rocking between front foot and back. Hard single jabs both ways - girls exploring one another, pounding away on guards. Gentle clockwise circling - both girls just want to be strong on their feet, well balanced - neither looking to move or get cute in there. Single shot highlights both ways: Harnois planting a flat right hand square into Lindsay's breasts; Lohan driving a right past 'Beth's left shoulder to chin, forcing blonde babystepping to her right; Lohan with a big, booming right hand snug above Harnois' hip, putting a grimace on Harnois' face as she slinks away from the blow. Close, competitive round, Lohan.

R2: Lindsay's seen enough, gets after Harnois in earnest. Lohan coming forward behind her jab - good stiff poke upstairs, following up a short, hamhanded right that consistently jams in past Harnois' raised left wrist. 'Beth's legs giving way early - she's stamping around, trying to keep it together - dukes taped to her eyebrows as Lohan starts to load up. Linds able to step into Harnois lusty - big wind up on right hands spanking off the midsection, herky-jerk left uppercuts to split the mitts - Beth breaking down as Linds builds on the hurt. Final minute, clouting left/whistling right cross spills Harnois staring to ropes - blonde shabby, open-mouthed, sliding to her right in stupor. Lohan stepping-with, right hand cocked at her chest - she's just extending the left to measure, then drilling righty to chin, stepping and cracking, belting Harnois all the way to neutral corner. BEAT DOWN! Linds dishing, all squared away, marvelous hooters swinging in rhythm to the beat of hooks and crosses splattering against shellshocked blonde. Bell - Lohan's eyes blazing like only a hungry redhead's can - 'Beth swaying out on her feet, but snivelling with defiance, mumbling: "Couldn't put me down Linds...couldn't put me down..." 10-8 Lohan nonetheless - OH those right hands!

R3: Britney up from ringside, sticking her head through the ropes, tells Lindsay in no uncertain terms: "Step it up Lindsay - take this girl out. She can NOT handle your heat - you get on her and you excuse this witch!" Linds up off her stool, pounding her gloves together with a leathery smack - she roars across the ring with fire in the belly. Harnois shopworn, wobbly-butt, but stubborn - she wades in to confront Lohan for hammer and tongs midring! Linds the fresher beauty, form tighter - dukes at her cheeks as she bends low, rotates her torso, moves her head, still taking a step to the side and using her jab to pave the way for those sandbagging right hands. Harnois ragged, comparatively sloppy, but holding her own on sheer guts and determination - she's clawing and clubbing at Linds, buffetting Lohan atop the head and shoulders, even stepping into Lindsay's jugs a beefy hook to back redhead up. Linds keeps the pressure on, constantly regrouping and wading back in - persistence rewarded as Harnois starts to buckle down the stretch. Pounding right hands upside the head send 'Beth reeling to ropes - she's in tatters, staring back with dim hate as Lohan walks her down. Linds with the right cocked at her chest, pawing and measuring with the left, scooting to her left to stay on top of the wilting, skidding blonde - short, drifting right hands just a-BANGING away to 'Beth's pretty face. It's all too much - pursuit punching beats Elisabeth groggy, finally dropping her to all fours at the ropes - Lohan hopping away with a happy little yelp and bright blue eyes. Harnois trembling, all bravado gone - she can't get off her knees as the 10 count passes her by. KO3 in decisive fashion, Lindsay Lohan.

After: Lohan showing big-jug power in dispatching the formerly rugged Harnois - Elisabeth absorbing another terrible beating - she hasn't been the same since Mish Williams first put her out. "She's finished - she's shot," a happy Lindsay exclaims in postfight. "It's sad - what is she? 24, 25? But she had nothing tonight - I just walked right through her and took what I wanted!" Ouch.

Reposted by Archer 9/11/09