(Welterweight champ vs. Middleweight champ) by simguy 9-6-03
Most pundits think a smart, disciplined Charlize should outbox and manage her muscular blonde opponent in this one, but as Cindy Crawford notes on ET "When was the last time we saw a smart Charlize Theron in the ring?" Crawford a common opponent for both women and a dedicated WWE slayer, reluctantly picks Theron, but quips, "Charlize has a bit more technique as a boxer, but if this were an acting competition? It'd be 50-50!"
Charlize in cream bikini, Torrie in pale blue lace push up, snug low ride, boy cut bikini bottoms with stylized white belt.
Rd 1: Theron leggy around the perimeter, just establishing her range, testing Torrie’s reflexes, taking a look-see. Wilson with consistent pressure, looking to throw at Charlize' hips and waist, but getting wrapped up as she bears down - Theron able to tie up around the wrestler's arms, accept Torrie onto her chest and ease back into the ropes for breaks. Wilson cops points as the aggressor - Charlize just finding her rhythm.
Rd 2: Theron dials it up a notch, now flicking the jab, spicing Torrie up and circling away from contact. Charlize showing good respect, keeping her distance - she's leaning forward, hands low, lifting the jab up sharp to the face, shooting sudden right hands off the lead foot - Wilson fielding spank off her chest and face as she tries to close without success. Circular movement keeping Theron safe, sharp punching pinking up Torrie’s face nicely through 2.
Rd 3: Theron has her range, has her timing down - starts to put it on Torrie this round. Charlize loping to spots, then easing in and out as she puts long right hands together with slashing hooks, then circles away - Torrie breaking down, but continuing to come forward as her face fields blows. Midway through, after splattering Torrie a brace of brazen jabs chest and face - Theron bends into a glorious looping right cross, catching all of Wilson's left eye and freezing her hurt on the spot. Charlize leaning to her right, pulls a walloping hook across Torrie’s jaw and Wilson's all undone - swaying stupid-hurt on the spot, unable to react. Charlize loading up, puts her body behind a searing right across the jaw, swiveling Torrie’s head and dropping her with a crash to her back - Wilson a pathetic sight trying to roll onto her side, eyelashes fluttering with KO quiver. KO3 Charlize Theron.
After: Clinical dissection of a big strong blonde proves Charlize can hit with the best of 'em. Boxing sets up the power - Torrie a willing accomplice as she moves forward into the heat, adding to Theron's pop - Charlize all breezy smiles and confident head nods as her gloves are removed. Theron looking to celebrate, slips out of the ring to shove a ring card girl down into her seat, taking the ROUND 3 card away from the girl and returning to force a blubbering Torrie to carry the thing high above her head on a slow walk around the ring.
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