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6 September 2009 Briana Evigan vs Brittany Snow

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Posted by simguy on 9/6/2009, 9:31 am

BEFORE: Plenty of excitement attending Evigan's bold move against stocky flyweight rivals: deepest group in boxing gets a little more crowded with the addition of this feisty new name. "I'm bustin'!" Briana chirps happily in prefight. "I just want to dive in and start mowing girls down. Snow's the perfect blonde for me - a table-setting blonde - but then I want 'em all: Song, Hudgens, Panettiere, Duff, Mishy. Yes, that's right - I want Michelle Williams - I'm not shying away from the hardest names in this space!" Snow understandably non-plussed - scowling throughout Evigan's tale of global domination. "Briana needs to check her shit," Snow huffs, uncharacteristically snarky. "She's not catapulting over Brittany Snow to launch her career: she's catching the beating of a lifetime from Brittany Snow and taking three steps back. Ambition is good, but it needs to be tempered with realism. Clearly, Evigan's people aren't steering this kid away from the rocks the way they should!" Brittany in white bra, white stretch dance-shorts (boy leg); small white gloves; white shoes, now socks; blonde curls loose. Evigan in scarlet sports bra; black stretch dance-shorts with boy leg and stretchy red waistband; white shoes now socks; small red gloves; brown curls loose.

During R1: Evigan: springy; working in and out; right hand at chin/left across her gut. She's flashing a quick lead right chopper; leaning onto back (right) leg to swipe left hooks across. She's attacking Brittany's prepared defences up top, getting her to cover up, then DIGGING in firm, succulent, shivering left hooks in behind Brittany's right elbow. Snow grumpy - blocking most of the work up top, but really getting touched to the body: she's trudging forward, dukes at temples, trying to cut off the ring. Down the stretch, Briana weight on left (front) foot, smiling as she digs hook after hook into Brittany: Snow taking in a crouch, suddenly unleashes a counter-hook, turning Briana's head aside. EVIGAN'S SHOOK! Wide, startled brown eyes; curvy/stocky legs a-stampin': Briana suddenly hurt as Snow goes over to offence. Simple, trademark body-press from Snow: head down, arms a-pumpin' flyweight hup-hup to Briana's breadbasket. Sporty blonde drives little brunette into ropes, digging up that sturdy paunch as Briana gurgles "GUHGUHGUH" butt on ropes. Bell: Snow snarling, hooks Briana's feisty little jugs - bringing in the ref as Evigan won't have it.

R2: Snarling stuff - li'l battlers being pretty, baring teeth and attacking robusto. Evigan clearly the quicker-mitted, fleeter-footed: she's in and out, turning her blonde, flashing snatching combos head and body. Snow know's she's outclassed - smart blonde keeping a rigid guard in place around her head, trusting her stocky ribcage to withstand Evigan's biting hooks. Bri showing some truly picturesque hooks downstairs: weight on that left leg, hips popping-right, back arching; small glove denting in, then snatching back quick off Snow's pinking torso. Briana just too fast - darting in and out, bouncing her hands off Snow. Brit just being tough, patient, turning on the spot, biding her time.

R3: Briana on the attack again - bouncing rights and lefts off Snow's guard up top, then looking to snatch-hook her body. Brit grimacing, feeling the touch downstairs, but being brave: she answers back short hooks in spots, taking Bri in her sporty jugs; trying for Bri's liver. Midway through, batting flurry from Briana largely blocked: Snow turns over a short, blunt right hand out of her guard, clipping Bri to chin and SPASMING HER LEGS! Evigan suddenly distressed - stepping in fence post holes as Brit goes over to offence. Gorgeous, pumping body-barrage drives Evigan to ropes: Snow punching sporty brunette buns up into ropes with digging right hands to paunch. Snow getting big - palming Briana's shoulders, then pounding her body: blonde popping hips side to side, bouncing either hand off Briana's waist, doubling her forward. Evigan sobbing in pain: she's catching rude shove n' slug here - propped up and punished. Snow in a groove - bump the midsection; prop slumping Bri up; scour her jugs; back to the breadbasket, repeat. Evigan blubbering, taking it tuff - she's getting ragdolled, not answering back - ref finally pulls Brittany away by her right arm as poor Briana's taking a pasting. Veteran TKO3 Brittany Snow.

After: Hard feelings in the aftermath: Snow making a "Number 1" with her index finger and putting it inches from Briana's nose, following her face as Evigan tries to avoid it, finally forcing Briana to get pushy and defensive. "Briana tried to come in at the top," a flushed and happy Brittany says in postfight. "I gave her a big NUH-UH! I knew I was too tuff for her. She needs to dial way back and work her way up. I'll take care of Panettiere and Hudgens while Bri's looking at Spearitt, Stevens, and Mitchell."