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7 August 2009 Dani Fishel vs Jenny McCarthy

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 7 months ago

Posted by simguy on 8/7/2009, 8:59 pm


BEFORE: Grinning handshakes all 'round in prefight: both fighters supremely confident of victory. "I don't think Britney was a good test for Dani coming back," Jenny alleges in prefight. "Brit didn't expose rust, didn't make Dani take pressure. Fishel got to do everything she likes to do in that fight - that ain't gonna be the way it is against me. When I hit her? She's gonna think she's been mule-kicked. I'm gonna chip away at all the shiny Foxfire chrome they've put on Dani, and I'm gonna show you guys the cheap rust beneath. Mark it: Dani's a tin-plated rust bucket with delusions of domination, heading straight for the trash heap!" Fishel upbeat: nothing gets her blood going like another woman's boasting. "Can't wait to punch the trash out of Jenny's mouth!" Fishel grins at podium. "It's gonna be fun. I haven't been in with a real rough-houser in a while, so we'll bash it up and see what happens. I've always thought that the bigger the mouth, the smaller the heart. Anybody up for seeing McCarthy quit in a fight? I know I am!"

 

Jenny in scarlet bikini with big ring connection at left hip; black gloves. Fishel in gun-metal blue bikini; white gloves; long dark hair.

During R1: Dani bobbing and weaving in Frazier style. Jenny waiting to receive, looking to fit Dani for left uppercuts; slide back; check her again as she's coming in. Fishel forward, getting picked up HARD: Jenny composed, arching her back and getting 100% McCarthy into the uppercuts. Jen turns at ropes, sidestepping right: she punches Dani a right hand in left ear en route. Fishel turning, chasing: she's not cutting off the ring, just moving straight into the teeth of Jenny's punching. Uppercuts the perfect punch to use - Dani crouching, taking again and against to face/chin - she's ROCKED! Fishel staggering at minute mark, shakes her head, offers Jenny a big grin, tapping at her own chin in invitation to McCarthy to slug again! Jmac grins, steps into a short, drifting right to Dani's cheek; left uppercut: all bravado gone as Fishel wanders away glassy eyed, hands at her sides. Extra left hook, Jenny - bouncing it off Dani's left eye from behind DAni's left shoulder: FISHEL'S DOWN! Dani dropped awkwardly at ropes, panting on right hip: she beats count, but she's shabby...Jenny pours in. OH THE HUMANITY! Rights and lefts whack away - bouncing off Dani's head and shoulders: stocky brunette sits in ropes, arms crosses, just stooping forward into the storm. Final series of short, insistent left uppercuts punches mouthpiece off Dani's teeth. She's staring off the ropes at bell, out on her feet as Jenny gives her a grinning once-over.

R2: Dani refusing to quit on her stool despite the tremendous barrage received: she's hurt, wobbly up out of her corner. Jenny quickly across the right - stepping in, then stepping out, coaxing Dani forward as Fishel comes up short on a right hand. Jmac: left hook to right eye; left uppercut to chin...Dani straightened, tottering backward. Jenny half-step forward; short, drifting right hand - punching Dani's drowsy face back. Hopping half-step forward powers a short hook to hollow of Dani's right cheek: head swivel, legs buckle as Fishel staggers shabby to ropes. Jenny in there big - palming Dani's shoulders back, then unleashing: MAC WANTS RACK! Dani's bulging melons jacked and whacked - Jenny in there feverish, putting a thrashing on those puppies with churning uppercut hup-hup. Fishel groaning, leaning forward: Jenny tucks the left hook hard to paunch, then rocks Dani up and back via left uppercut. Right hand crashes across - Dani just looking it all the way in; left hook bounces off face as Dani's listing to starboard. Left hook, left hook - Jenny just turning punches from her left hip onto left side of Dani's face as Fishel's tipping to her right. DANI'S DOWN! Fishel sprawling parallel to ropes on her tummy - she's ALL busted up - blinking sadly, trying to push up off her chest. It's over - brutal KO2 in one-sided fashion, Jenny McCArthy.

After: Dani still trying to do push ups after the 10 count...she's eventually gathered up, ushered gingerly to her corner. Jenny in the Foxfire corner to offer a quick acknowledgment, then she's glowing for the cameras. "I've got dynamite in both hands - speed - I've been active this whole time: Dani was just in over her head. To be honest, I thought she'd go out to my first burst: I was clocking her clean, but give the kid credit - she kept gobbling it up and pushing forward. Too much Jenny - that'd stop any girl. I think I'm just a bit much for Fishel at this point in her career. Hopefully, she'll dial back her ambitions and give herself a chance to compete with top 20 or even top 30 names."

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