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7 January 2001 Katherine Heigl vs Charlize Theron

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 1 month ago

 

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 1/7/2001, 5:06 pm.

 

Before: Heigl’s been a good spoiler, stunning Theron, Landry and other big name stars with her stupefying  power—Charlize looking for a little redemption in what amounts to a dangerous keeping-busy fight, Heigl an easy read for boxers—Theron certainly has the class to control Katherine, but knockout talk from Charlize has many in her camp nervous. Heigl’s best chance is to get the proud blonde trading right hands. Charlize I silver/white velvet bikini top and boy cut trunks, Heigl in white sports bra, teal adidas terrycloth trunks.

 

During R1: Anxious moments for Theron early—Heigl thumps a hard right hand off the heart of Charlize, then lands another to the solar plexus as Theron tries to wheel to her right. By the midway point, Theron has her legs underneath her and is dancing counterclockwise around her girl, away from the right hand. Jabs sting back Heigl’s pretty face, and in the final minute, Theron lands half a dozen drilling right crosses, moving right crosses, moving right and dropping them in over Katherine’s left shoulder to send the big girl hurting to her corner. Round to Charlize.

 

R2: Theron up on her toes, bipping to her right, stopping to light Heigl up with the right hand, then bopping away before Katherine can get off. Spearing, accurate  power shots have Heigl stutter stepping, wide eyed as Theron gets her sleek frame in behind jolting rights. As Katherine gets more and more banged upo, Charlize gets looser-limbed, cuffing Heigl’s face with a slappy, wide left, then AHAMMERING the right hand onto the gave as split second later—Katherine Heigl absolutely shellshocked, soaks up the beating of her young life time in this turkey shoot round for Charlize.

 

R3: Theron setting the table with her feet, bouncing right, playfully batting at Heigl’s plump jugs with the slapping left, or drawing the open left palm across the cheek to keep Heigl stumbling into cracking right hands—it’s getting ugly. Katherine just staggering forward on momentum, getting pasted every few seconds with tragic licks to the head, and by the midway point—Heigl’s legs are buckling. Theron pours it on with a red ruibn of sweeping lefts and drilling right hands, draping a helpless Katherine Heigl against the ropes and giving the ref no choice, He steps in to save the battered youngster as Charlize lifts her mitts, tosses her head with carefree joy at the end one sided dismissal. TKO3 Charlize Theron TKO3/

 

After: one good minute for Heigl, then it’s all downfall as Theron as Theron does what few expected: pounding out the slugger from a safety first boxing posture. Theron virtually unhittable with the best lateral movement of her career, legs easily neutralizing Heigl’s offense while rendering her susceptible to Theron’s harsh hands blasts. A shattered Katherine Heigl sits staring woozily on her stool as physicians give her a routine examination—aside from a couple of taps to her ribs—Theron looks unblemished enough to shoot a magazine cover right then and there.

 

Reposted by Archer 2/2/10

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