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7 June 2010 Jennifer Lopez vs Anna Torv

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 9 months ago

Celebrity Boxing After Dark

 

 


Posted by simguy on 6/7/2010, 6:08 pm

 

BEFORE: "I really have to thank the Wiz for this," Anna confides in prefight, "because this is the kind of fight I couldn't have dreamed of getting as an independent. Jennifer Lopez is a legend, and fighting her really puts me on the map. BEATING her would be sensational, and I really think I'm ready to step up and achieve it!" Lopez a brief pound-for pound type in the late 90s, now reduced to having a 'puncher's chance' against Torv...she's philosophical about her situation. "The Aussie blondes don't fight like blondes," Jen says at podium, "they're more like blonde mexicans - hardnosed girls - can't keep 'em out of the gym. They're good athletes and fearless women, which is why I'm looking forward to this fight. Anna's a big, strong lightweight - has the jab, has the long right hand: getting to her body is my first, second, and third priority against her. I can't beat Anna Torv if I'm not landing in her ribcage every few seconds: I've just got to be there to wear her down. If I DO get there though, fellahs, you've gotta upgrade me from puncher's chance to favourite: no way Anna goes ten with me pounding her body all night." Anna in butterscotch plaid bra style bikini (slight retro cut); long blond hair loose, smoothed behind ears; black gloves; black shoes with white socks rolled down. Jen in evergreen top with gold ring connection; yellow hipster bottoms; black shoes with white socks rolled down; black gloves; straight, highlighted locks.

R1: Torv works the jab - right hand beside her chin as left hand pumps: she steps left around stiff poke. Jen concentrating - left at her tummy, right at her chest - she keeps weight on back (right) foot while leaning back, then crouches low whenever shifting weight to left leg. Patient stuff...Anna pumping jabs in threes, searching for Lopez - occasionally dropping the odd straight right: Lopez bobbing in cross-arm, hopping forward - always looking for the batting left hook in behind Anna's right elbow. Anna punishing Jen's tits via smudging jabs halfway through; Lopez looping overhand rights upside Anna's head while leaning in and down (Jen staying low whenever she's in Torv's strike zone). Pretty even - Anna separates herself late by stepping in a spearing straight right down into Jen's midsection - punching a grunt from Lopez.

r2: Classy stuff continues: Anna easing to her left in graceful pivots, working behind the jab; Jen bobbing on the spot - working her way into hooking range. Lopez doing a great job stepping over to cut off ring - coming in low under Anna's jab and hooking blonde ribcage. Ripping stuff from Jen: Anna grimacing - palming Latina shoulders and pushing Lopez back after Jen's snatched that ribcage. Lopez in a nice rhythm - whittling Anna's middle, walking her down. Torv steals it late: weight on left (front) leg, back arched, Anna jerks the short left uppercut to J-lo's chin - Torv keeping that elbow in tight, doing all the punching with legs/back...Jenny's hurt! Lopez stumbling away wobbly butt: Torv able to consolidate with a spearing straight right down into gut to chase Jen ropeside at bell.

R3: Jen shakes off hurt - gets after Anna: Torv wheeling in smooth pivots, continuing to feed Jen stick. Lopez busting up, but pressurizing her blonde: Latina hook finding a home behind blonde right elbow. Fighting rotates clockwise midring for two minutes - Jen constantly seeking access...eventually, Lopez pressure drives Anna to ropes. Jen comes alive the moment blonde back hits cables: ringing right/lefts spank off taut Aussie waistline, bunching Anna up behind her mitts. Ripping left uppercut; digging left to liver; push with both knuckles against Anna's mitts: Jen punishing Torv, really lighting it up. Anna hurt, desperate...she reaches in under Jen's arms to clinch, but can't quite body up snug. Jen backing up, turning herself counterclockwise while HEAVING right hands in under Anna's extended left arm - pounding at exposed ribs. A good half-dozen haymakers land: Jen reefing from a good wide stance, buttocks shuddering side to side with the violence of effort. Anna gasping...she doesn't go down, but she's hugging her body en route to corner for break.

R4: Jen walking Anna down - stepping weight onto left leg, dipping to the left and REEFING in hooks to liver. Anna's long legs spasming, but holding: she's hurt, banging back - fetching Jen a wide left hook/straight right combo to buzz Latina legs. Back and forth they go - intensity building as both go flat footed to engage with slinging power. Down the stretch, Jen gets good and pasted, beaten to clapping lefts/slinging rights as Anna drives Latina back. Bell: Torv chest heaving, eyes crystalline; Jenny's busting up, looking spellbound through 4.

R5: Same again - Jen pushing forward to bury hooks behind Anna's right elbow: Torv standing her ground and engaging toe-to-toe, punching Jen groggy. Crazy, winging melee at times - Jen twisting/bending to haul haymakers out of her pocket in sweeping arcs: Anna ducking, ripping back right uppercuts/left hooks - keeping elbows in/dukes high when she's not tossin'. Lopez labeled time and again - beautiful face swelling badly, eyes puffy, buttocks drooping through 5 blistering heats of Anna.

R6; Anna fades back half a step, walking Jen onto a gorgeous left-uppercut: Lopez clipped to chin, nearly kneeling down before staggering out of it. Jen desperately hurt: Anna heartlessly at her with the long jab preceding slinging right crosses: Lopez swept to ropes as crowd noise becomes shrill. Anna leaning in with a bending right - back with the vicious, gouging left uppercut to Jen's paunch off the left (front) plant-leg: Jenny shouting in pain - mouthpiece flopping off her teeth as she sits crippled in ropes. Anna loving it - pounds another downward arcing right against Jen's forehead; rips her another upward-gouging left uppercut to bod: Lopez groannnning, pitching forward off ropes, easing herself down to her haunches. Poor Jen! Legendary vixen helpless, hugging her body, rocking gently on her haunches as the 10 count passes her by. KO6 in brutal fashion - Anna Torv.

After: Torv glowing - heartless punching performance comes at some cost as Jen did body damage, but Aussie firepower just too much tonight. "I'm thrilled," Anna admits in postfight. "You say the name Jennifer Lopez, and you remember her knocking out Charlize Theron 10 years ago; hooking Ashley Judd into stupor - just amazing fights. I felt her strength at the ropes once - and that was enough! Had she cornered me more consistently, I couldn't have withstood her. In the event, my jab ate her up and she was badly worn down coming in against it. I took her in the body as a little payback - sorry Jen! Guess I just wanted her to have a dose of her own medicine!"

 

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