Posted by Simguy on 3/7/2003, 7:16 am.

Before: Stay busy fight for J Mac--Brook the kind of beautiful ticket-seller girls love to tune up on. Kelly once touted as the new Liz Hurley, so far has failed to crack the British fighting aristocracy of Hurley, Zeta Jones etc. hasn’t really decided whether  she’s a banger or a boxer in the ring. Underwire snakeskin bikini Kelly, black underwire triangle top bikini Jenny.

During: Jmac very professional early--working behind the jab, gauging her foe’s reflexes, stepping around and taking a look. Sets up a scorching overhand right that unhinges brunette knees--clubbing combination to the skull puts Kelly wide eyed on the ropes. Mac hopping in all smiles--she gets hamhanded, wailing away wide to her girl’s flanks, then jerking up the middle with curling little lefts and rights hard to those mouthwatering melons. Jenny blazing away, chin up, back straight and she gets CLOCKED a sweeping right as Brook times a counter Mac on her heels stunned to have been caught and Kelly’s slinging left crashes into unprotected blonde jaw--JENNY GOES DOWN! Mac in a stupor n her back, Kelly off the ropes to loom menacingly over top--ref shoving her back. Mac caught jug mugging by walloping counters barely beats the count.

R2: Kelly showing a long jab, trying to keep Jenny outside--blonde turns slugger to answer. Mac moving her head well, finds British chin with a hook inside Brook’s stick, then crowds brunette to ropes. Busy Jmac rest of the way--scrubbing 9t up the free hand. Brook effectively held an hit--sits in the ropes grimacing waiting her turn while she gets outworked.

R3; Sloppy grappling and headlocking as the girls tumble to the ropes--Brook breaks the clinch with a flagrant low blow to shunt Jenny’s hips back. Mac enraged, sails into British hips and trunks with both fists, piling Brook deep into the ropes--ref steps in to separate and wag a disapproving finger at both seething beauties. All Jenny Mac aftet that--she marches on Kelly, banging her along the ropes, stepping with the brunette as Brook slides to her right.

R4: More two fisted, pounding pressure from Jenny. No trouble getting past Brook’s jab and once inside, McCarthy’s working at will. Brook riding her left arm on Jenny’s shoulder, inviting blonde to bash those left side ribs--Brooky sullen, taking it as Jenny piles on. Mac mixing it up well on the inside, bringing uppercuts off the body, staggering Kelly repeatedly as brunette legs are checked again and again. Punching after the bell by an exuberant Jenny--nothing coming back as Brook breaks down.

R5: Another hard working McCarthy shutout, sees her return to Kelly’s breasts with a vengeance, Jenny getting off, then crowding, keeping her face on Kelly and out of harm’s way--no miracle counter from the brunette this round. Brook just getting worn dwn, shipping constant leather--partial clinch ineffective, brunette not getting off and cn;t get distance as Mac posts another shutout.

R6: Kelly finding Mac at last--long straight right off the stick stands Jenny up as she barges in. Brook doing a nice job midring, stiffening up the stick, getting Jenny to respectful distance. Mac taking the round off, bobbing and weaving, stepping out, but not pressing the action. Final minute, Brook shows that deceptive power, leaning in to chase Jenny down with a slinging right hand--blonde thinks she’s out of range, but gets her chin clipped. Little stutter-step Jenny, hand out on the top rope to brace herself as bell sounds to prevent brunette follow up.

R7: rare two-way action as Brook stands her ground, digs in to fight. Jenny getting inside and snatching mittfuls of belly with compact action--Brook shoving blonde outside by her shoulders and lashing away long left/rights. Jenny’s been hurt in this fight--she’s moving her head, batting away incoming punches when she’s at arms reach, showing good discipline through 7.

R8: Brook continues to show backbone, refusing to gift wrap this fight for McCarthy. Jenny forced to dislodge brunette from every defensive stand--blonde carrying the fight, but Kelly scoring the odd right uppercut, pumping one-two on the breasts. Final minute, crowd gets happy as girls mindlessly stand up into one another’s jugs--furious close-in pancaking, each trying to break the other’s will as slugging continues past the bell. Hard looks both ways as ref intervenes--this thing’s getting bitter.

R9: Jenny jabbing Kelly upright, then stooping to ram home straight right hand to the gut--Brook buckling, mincing in retreat as blonde lays down law. Jenny walking her girl down, fitting her for clean shots and midway through: Jmac stepping right around the stick, suddenly ends into a whistling right cross on the teeth. Head snap Kelly--legs give way--spasmodic hop and Brook falls to all fours in a daze. Jenny finishes up brawny final minute: shoving and slugging at the ropes, beating her girl’s breadbasket and breast to the bell.

R10: Jenny jabs her girl to ropes, then takes what she wants. Brook holding back tears, no longer combative--hands up, back to the stands as she cringes, almost turning her side to Jenny, Mac putting punches together, but not wild--she’s beating the body to open up the head, leaning on her girl in between. Mac snatching at jug with little uppercuts while bodied up on Brook--Kelly pouting, trying to cover up as best she can as blonde romps to shutout. Jenny pushing off at the bell, strutting it up early--comes back UD10 Jenny McCarthy.

After: Mac breaks out the baseball bat as expected, posting 4 shutout rounds and harming Kelly with accurate power. “I got greedy in the first,” grins a chagrined Jenny at her trip to the canvas, “but who wouldn’t?” Brook surprising many pundits by going the distance--she’s shown power in the past, but heart has been lacking. Brunette comes off the deck late to finish shabby, but aake. Maybe it’s one to grow on.

Reposted by Archer 7/15/10.