Posted by Simguy on 3/7/2003, 7:12 am.

Site: London, England

Rachel in black sports bra, red adidas terrycloth track-trunks (snug fit like wrestling trunks).

Jennie in pale blue sports bra, navy full coverage bikini bottoms.

Small workout gloves both women.

Both enter the ring north 0f 120—Weisz plumper, heavier.

Upset UD10 Weisz

Stars as the expected Garth romp—Weisz on the deck not once but twice off pounding Jennie hooks to liver in the first, but brunette won’t punk. Round after round, Rachel reels high flying blonde in, tugging Jennie’s trunks and bra, bodying her to ropes and corners, beating her to stocky punches on the way in, hitting on breaks and roughhousing in general. Garth increasingly discouraged as beating piles up—homer ref doing nothing to stop the Brit from taking liberties.

Tenth round as rousing a stanza of boxing all year on either side of the Atlantic—both girls down in reckless brawling, but Jennie packed into ropes and worked over at the bell. Garth the second American in as many weeks to be run out of British rings, joining Angie Harmon in the ranks of the trampled. English headlines read “WELL DONE RACHEL!”

and “BEAT DOWN!” as lumped-up Jennie gets a long, lonely plane ride home. BLONDE! magazine reporting on the shoddy overseas refereeing and Weisz’ deplorable conduct to try to take some of the sting out of this shocking set back.

Reposted by Archer 9/5/09.